Strange Things

[thekatierodriguez]

A relationship with no gender roles. We both hustle, we both cook, we both clean, we both pay, we both spoil each other.

[trustissued]

i just wanna move out n live w the love of my life and make them breakfast every morning and we can dance around in our shitty little apartment to our favourite songs and kiss and fall more and more in love every day

[utopians]

I have one foot in the grave but in a kind of fun flirty way, the way one might slip on a fishnet stocking

[atskira-deactivated20210209]

Are you fucking stupid.

[utopians]

I mean broadly yeah but what prompted you to ask

[atskira-deactivated20210209]

It wasn’t a question. Are you sexualizing depression and/or death?

[utopians]

Hell yeah

[32degrees-deactivated20210303]

[mrbiglong3000]

yeah?? and what of it?? my hands are full and my ass is fat, you fucking wish you were me

[expiredpersona]

[drinkyourjuiceshelby]

[slutty-psych0]

Damn, Sia was found wigless

[thickness-protection-program]

You bitches can’t even spell Prague

[daddyfuckedme]

[hobnob-69]

Do you ever just touch your face and think “there be bones in me skin”

[hobnob-69]

Ignore me I’m on ketamine

[the-real-velma-dinkley]

I wish I had bones

[the-real-daphne-blake]

I wish I had ketamine

[sixpenceee]

A compilation of some of the most WTF stock photos. (Source)

[lootis]

Is that one with the girl tapping other girls shoulder a continuation of this?

[polimoustache-deactivated201808]

OH MY FUCJING GOD IT IS

[sunsetquotes]

“This is not goodbye, my darling, this is a thank you. Thank you for coming into my life and giving me joy, thank you for loving me and receiving my love in return. Thank you for the memories I will cherish forever. But most of all, thank you for showing me that there will come a time when I can eventually let you go.”

— Nicholas Sparks; Message in a Bottle

[jomjjeoro]

hey guys. this is my invention. check it out

[bastionkeeper]

listen no matter how depressed I am whenever this post shows up on my dash I fucking lose it I just laugh so hard, it’s such a good post. The way it’s presented? Soap on a sink nozzle, okay clearly this is some sort of handwashing appliance. Then there’s just water going everywhere no further explanation it’s so good I’m so happy

[trashboat]

moment of genuine kinship with the man who noticed me applying lip chap while bagging my groceries as he took out his lip chap and applied as he walked by

[trashboat]

truly the most genuine moment of compassion with a strange man has been when he met my eyes and motioned his lip chap in a cheers motion. forever my brother in arms

[trashboat]

think i might be lonely

[unexplained-events]

Graham

Meet Graham, a sculpture created by artist Patricia Piccinini in collaboration with a a leading trauma surgeon and a crash investigation expert, for a new Australian road safety campaign.

Graham is designed to survive a fatal car crash that any other normal human would not. His gigantic helmet-like head, the lack of a neck, his hoof-like feet, as well as other unnatural features reflect a human body evolved to sustain the forces involved in auto collisions.

[unclefather]

@enbtrapta

[eisbecherovka]

i was talking to one of my coworkers about my trip and she asked me where i was going and i said austria and she looked at me all confused and then she said “like…austria-hungary?” and i wasn’t quite sure how to break it to her

[rem-ir]

#i’ve been in a coma since 1914#i can’t wait to see my favorite modern empire (via elucubrare)

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

I can’t say the word croissant, ive never pronounced it correctly in my entire life. my worst nightmare is bein on a first date w/ someone and having to say the word croissant for some reason. Id just go home

[broken-smiles-hollow-laughs]

[hydro-homies]

You know the drill

[mystical-flute]

My favorite part of this is that you can just hear the defeat in this.