Captain Ambiguous @oculetoprime - Tumblr Blog

Have you ever actually read the Bible? No, God did not "dare" anyone to kill a baby nor did he command such a thing. People will fabricate anything to criticize the Bible.

he said "rip that baby up" in a game show host voice, very distasteful

oculetoprime

True I was there

corporation-cats

kurgy

wheres seasons greasons

kurgy

its that time of year again

theangriestlittleunicorn

It doesn’t have to be

kurgy

its not optional

thyrell

forcing my car to commit sins so it goes to hell with me when i die

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

i recommend keeping an eye on New Zealand news. not bc of politics or anything, but bc of the HILARIOUS DISCOURSE happening over the 2020 Bird Of The Year Contest. someone called the kiwi a Fat Flightless Fuck. the white-faced heron was accused of racism. voter fraud is rampant

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

i wasn’t exaggerating. a black-billed gull instagram account has been badmouthing kiwis. people are getting emotional about kererus. special interest groups have gotten involved. an adult toy store just endorsed a small, polyamorous bird with unusually large testes. this is the only vote-rigging scandal you should care about

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

UPDATE: Thousands of fake votes were submitted, including 1,500 votes traced back to a single person voting for the kiwi. After a bitter campaign sullied by scandal, the Kakapo, aka the world’s fattest parrot, has been elected. Say hello to this fat, flightless frick FRIEND

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

this is the only good headline of November 2020

the-timewasters

Here's 5 reasons that you should listen to our music

It's very vibey - kind of 60s/70s hippie vibes but with a punk mentality

You can brag to ur friends that u found a new band

WE'RE COMPLETELY INDEPENDENT!!! no funding or production budget we do everything ourselves

We all have nice hait

We're realesing an album/EP next year

chxchki

have you ever read the newspaper? ever tuned in into the news?

arrghigiveup

TiL (click to go to the thread, which probably has more interesting tidbits I missed).

Bonus:

drst

These are my people.

petermorwood

Betting I’ve reblogged this before. Betting I’ll reblog it when it turns up again.

In addition to the print terminology stuff: the visual shorthand icons and ad graphics for something about writing are still often pen-nibs, fountain pens and typewriters…

…while graphics of a monitor, keyboard and mouse remain visual shorthand for computing…

…even though most writers now use monitor / keyboard / mouse or even laptop / touchpad.

In addition, headers for “this blog / website is about writing” are often in one of the many imitation typewriter fonts complete with smudges, or just Courier.

The start and end call icons on most / all smartphones is still the handset of a classic desk telephone, and sometimes the open-app icon is a complete phone.

The term “hang up” for “end the call” refers to something even older - one of these…

And of course the Save icon is indeed a 3½ inch floppy disc.

Why it wasn’t a 5¼ floppy is a mystery. The icon version is just as distinctive.

Also, why various OP updates never changed “Save” to the graphic of a CD / DVD or flash drive is another mystery, and nowadays a Save icon should probably be a cartoon cloud.

Graphics and terminology are funny things.