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I'm caelin and I'm extremely sorry for this.

[meganmayday]

the best part of being an adult is watching your friends also be adults

[shotabunny-moving]

mondays more like

[dutchster]

remember when we had to get out of bed to get on the internet

[trickywalrus]

[tbch-deactivated20200107]

[b-rainrot]

[paprika]

when your mom asks you to do the housework

[salroka]

some dudebro: women are too emotional to be jedi

me: 

[unclefather]

[cephalotod-deactivated20200126]

why is sharing clothes so intimate like.. bro…. are you cold… here…. borrow my sweatshirt… it smells like the brand of washing powder i use…. a little glimpse into the oddly private domesticity of my own life bro…. its still warm from where i knotted it around my waist (i dont feel the cold)… here bro… take it…

[thebootydiaries]

what if we pronounced female like tamale

[andreselpez]

tamale isn’t even a fucking word you fucking dipshits. the singular term is TAMAL. “betty ate a fucking tamal. plural is TAMALES. betty and the hoes ate some fucking tamales. i swear if i see another person say or use tamale i will implode. 

[thebootydiaries]

anyways imagine if we pronounced female like tamale

[tiktoksithinkarefunny]

[baker-p-i]

[ziraseal]

the first avengers was a lot funnier than we gave it credit for. I remember not knowing it was coming out until the week it happened. some scenes looked like they had budgets of $10 million. some scenes looked like they had budgets of $10. robin scherbatsky was randomly there. it was the third movie with RDJ and he still looked energetic to be in the franchise. 2012 black widow who was the only black widow we cared about. everyone’s drama about why mark ruffalo was there instead of edward norton. thor’s dumb haircut and dramatic entrance. steve roger’s gay ass outfit. chaotic good.  

[ziraseal]

the blatantly plastic armor that Chris Hemsworth wears

[ziraseal]

I’m watching this and laughing every other character had a major speaking role or their own movie and then Jeremy Renner is just trying his best

[ziraseal]

JOSS WHEDON WHAT IS THIS DUMB ASS INSTAGRAM FILTER YOU USED IN AN ACTUAL MOVIE

[fifty-shadesofgay]

oh god remember when all we cared about was shawarma?

[thenerdyjew]

Ohhhhh 2012

[fyeah-marvel]

those were simpler times…

[catasters]

[rodrickheffeley]

[whattheknit]

I accidentally locked myself out of my house, please look at jaws’s face😭😭😭

[princesstigerbelle]

“Momther…why….”

[holy-muffins]

I have been…and always shall be…your friend.

[okay]

when i meet up with my friends i tell them im already on my way when im actually still choosing what clothes to wear 

[babyboomerbullshit]

admin: this one is good actually

[duzy-pies]

Never underestimate the powers that cat

[tree-of-blue-squirrel]

if the cat wants to go there it will

[demilypyro]

I never learned how to swim and at this point I’m too embarrassed to

[demilypyro]

We have dams dude this isnt fucking atlantis

[joey-wheeler-official]

yeah but they wont hold forever…

[demilypyro]

Underestimate the power of Dutch engineering again and I’ll obliterate you