When you like a character that has very little to no content
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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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@oddlittleturtle
When you like a character that has very little to no content
writing is weird because sometimes I’ll have no ideas and everything in my head is kind of quiet but then something will happen and it’s like there’s these goblins living in my brain that just start shouting little phrases at me until I sit down and finally write the poem or story or whatever
ancient greek and roman poets: sing in me, Muse, and through me tell the story
me, banging pots and pans together: wake the fuck up goblins!! what the fuck is up!!
Every time my extended family gets together in upstate ny, we (the Adults) all get wasted & at least 1 giant Family Scandal comes out…..tonight is that night..
We’ve Got A Winner Folks, And It Involves Arson AND A Nun!
So apparently my aunt cecelia (not really my aunt, just the best friend of my dads cousin, whomst we also call aunt) once married a dude referred to only as Florida Asshole. He was named such because he apparently left my aunt cecelia while she was in the hospital, stole all of their stuff, and fucked off to florida. Aunt cecelia then hired a p.i. to find him, as u do, and went down to florida with my dads cousin (who was going to florida for a work trip, and had no idea Florida Asshole was there). Apparently the p.i. told aunt cecelia which city the guy was in, but hadnt found the exact address yet, so ofc aunt cecelia did what any other able bodied half insane scorned person might. She went to a costume shop, bought a full nun costume, and went door to door under the assumption that she was collecting charity. (She did, in fact, donate everything she collected. This was an important fact to her). At one of the houses, she looked in the window and noticed an awful lot of furniture that used to be hers. So she, obviously, went to a gas station and bought several cans of gasoline, threw a molotov cocktail through the front window, and began pouring gasoline over the rest of the house. At this point, Florida Asshole came outside, recognized his ex wife looking like a renegade nun sent to punish him for his sins, and began beating her. The neighbors, seeing the strange new man beating a nun in his front yard while his house was on fire, did the only sensible thing in this story and called the police. Who promptly arrested Florida Asshole for assaulting a nun. Aunt cecelia did not get arrested, came clean to her best friend, and was immediately sent back to new york with a ticket bought under my other aunt’s name. We don’t know if she still has an arrest warrant out for her in florida, and that’s tonight’s Family Scandal!
*asexual laughter*
*homosexual laughter*
*bisexual considerate muttering*
*genderqueer requesting clarification as to what is meant by ‘opposite sex’*
*Bill Clinton requesting clarification as to what is meant by ‘sex’”
The last one forced my reblog tbh.
Featuring: Cranberry having An Opinion (what about exactly is unknown). The vague outline of my dog who is immensely interested in and yet terrified of this Very Smol Feline. Cranberry’s “I thought that was static” purr. And though not easily seen the gunked up fur on her forelimbs because she sucks on her wrists as she falls asleep.
she’s purring so hard you can SEE it <<<<<3333
he love the pum pum 🎃
People should probably learn the difference between “plot holes” and “things I didn’t like” or “things the franchise plans to explain in the future” or “things film makers didn’t think they needed to explicitly explain because they thought you had critical thinking skills”
I really tried to scroll past this but here we are
someone just started blasting the indiana jones theme music on this train and i can’t tell who it is
but bless them
Apparently if you play the Indiana Jones theme music at an archaeological dig like half the people reach for their phones
#the other half reach for their phones if you play the jurassic park theme
There are only two genders: Jurassic Park and Indiana Jones
I just wanted to eat breakfast ;(
welp now we know the distinction between the two
Have….have people…not eaten shredded wheat before? The regular sized ones? You put it in a bowl and pour milk on it (with sugar + cinnamon if you’re not some lunatic fiber satan who just wants to eat wheat strings) and let it soak a bit before breaking it up and eating bite sized portions with your spoon. DO PEOPLE NOT KNOW THIS?!
NONE OF US KNEW THAT
WHY WOULD ANYONE WANT TO EAT A FUCKING MOIST BALE OF HAY.
We’re used to mini wheats…
I AM CRYING LAUGHING RIGHT NOW
@dreddzeppelin
Plain shredded wheat is my life. I just finished a box and got a new box today. Please don’t hurt me like this. ;_;
Also, I thought everyone knew shredded wheat came in 4 sizes:
I’m still laughing my ass off at “lunatic fiber satan”
I can’t breathe!!! Laughing too hard !!!
What do you know about the Force?
i love cats that sit like this. thank you, cats that sit like this
But everything has been reconfigured!
McCready seems to be an absolute tank with 9 Endurance. Has he ever joked at Botton's lack luster endurance in comparison?
Oh, I’m sure! Luckily for Buttons, he has the perfect alibi:
"Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another: What! You too? I thought I was the only one."
– C.S. Lewis
I like to think Arl Eamon snorted Andraste