Hockey husbands

and summer husbands

[twominutesforembellishment]

A Tale of Kindy the Penguin

[wrestlethethistles]

This video is my Roman Empire. (source)

[ticklefightgeno]

I have to be honest, I’m worried about how the universe’s psychological testing of Connor McDavid is going to impact Sid’s gold medal.

Hard to imagine the universe allowing Connor to win but maybe Sid’s not-a-loser energy will prevail?

don’t worry this is a “multiple Greek gods with competing interests deciding the fate of individual humans” kind of situation. sid is the human son and chosen favorite of a big-shot god like zeus. connor is being tormented by a different, lower-status deity his parents presumably offended before he was even born. so you have to hope that the big-shot god will pull rank here

[rinkrats]

“Remember when Sidney Crosby came back and he said he was no longer going to get involved in those scrums... He was involved in everything today.”

in honour of 2021!Sid, here's a compilation of some of him at his Petty/Vengeful best to Taylor Swift's Look What You Made Me Do.

(also if you've never watched the actual video of him going "I don't like any of them" re the Flyers, you should. His attitude is off the charts.)

[lekitty]

habs @ pens | 12.21.25

[tysonhos]

he waited to get home and put his winged eyeliner on before breaking the franchise record

[tysonhos]

bloody and stitched up and bruised...

[tysonhos]

[sidsrockingchair]

“If Sidney Crosby wants a stick”

Sid exchanging sticks with Forsberg

[stuckinnet]

“if sidney crosby wants a stick i’ll give him a stick” “what do you think of that? can you play with that one? it’s the same size as the one you play with i think” “it’s pretty similar actually. it’s not too big a curve but i think i can work with this”

okay 🧐

[sidsrockingchair]

[intheupside]

they’re flirting again

[goatisbetheres]

"just wanted to. just feelin' it out."

[odyssey88]

Haha! What a wild Pens-Flyers game. Brings you back to the good old days of their crazy rivalry.

But also, I see this tweet:

And all I can think about is I NEED, I ABSOLUTELY NEED, someone to make a vid of Flyers & Flyers fans vs Sid to Taylor Swift's Actually Romantic, the way that amazing music vid of Sid was put together to the tune of Look What You Made Me Do.

My god. I need this so badly. The world needs it.

[sidsrockingchair]

“I don’t know if I’m going to be able to make eye contact with you right now”

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Sid: Who is somebody you like to watch, or really appreciate their game?

Nate: You man, I’m using your curve next year.

Sid: No you’re not, I’m not letting you.

[hat-trick-honey]

Jarvey is actually adorable, only Hurricane I care about

[sidsrockingchair]

“The guy I play 4 times a year”

[intheupside]

@PensInsideScoop: Sidney Crosby typically hosts a Thanksgiving meal at his house for teammates who don't have plans or family in town, which Marcus Pettersson appreciates so much. He said Sid is a good and gracious host, welcomes everyone with open arms, and "you can stay however long you want."

I know Petey was thinking of bringing some Swedish lingonberry jam for the dinner rolls, which Sid said have to be homemade. He is a BIG fan of Thanksgiving food. Good thing he gets to celebrate two between Canada and the United States 😂

Malkin also likes Thanksgiving food. We were chatting about the menu at Sid's house, and he mentioned the captain's famous banana bread. If you don't know about 87's baking skills, read more here

[stuckinnet]

incredible things happening on reddit

[rinkrats]

“Remember when Sidney Crosby came back and he said he was no longer going to get involved in those scrums... He was involved in everything today.”

in honour of 2021!Sid, here's a compilation of some of him at his Petty/Vengeful best to Taylor Swift's Look What You Made Me Do.

(also if you've never watched the actual video of him going "I don't like any of them" re the Flyers, you should. His attitude is off the charts.)

[sequestering]

claude giroux confirmed funniest guy in the league

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Oh so it was just straightup embezzlement. Fantastic, I was hoping it was.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

#yeah as an accountant I was curious to see if they would address it in the bts#and then they did and it was...this#wow

So much of what these guys do is "it's only illegal if he sues us"

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

#WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENS IN GAME CHANGER

Embezzlement. Keep up.

[impossiblepackage]

this episode proved that Sam Reich is one of the easiest to murder people in the whole world. You get ONE person he knows on board and the man is toast. He’ll hop in the back of your van instantly like “ooh I wonder what silly little trick they have planned for me!” Brennan Lee Mulligan could have put this dude in a saw trap and he’d walk in smiling.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

If my timeline is right, Elaine was planning this while she had a secret camera in their home. "I'm an honest person" (was conspiring against her husband in at least two separate simultaneous plots)

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

#what the fuck#im so out of the loop here i thought that was just some sorta game show

Yeah it is a game show

[everydaygremlin]

is the game in this case psychological torment?

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Most of the time yeah

[lynati]