my soul

kirsten, 15. mark hamill, classic rock bands, and pretty pictures

[odyssyus]

[ariaste]

Relationships are scary and complicated ONLY when you start thinking of your partner as some kind of adversary. 

You know how to stop being scared of relationships? Remember that it’s got a goddamn buddy system *built in*. That’s all a relationship IS: “Let’s approach life with the buddy system.”

Check on your buddy. Make sure your buddy doesn’t forget their lunch box on the schoolbus. Hold hands with your buddy so you don’t get lost. If your buddy wants to look at the monkey cage, look at the goddamn monkey cage with them. If you are the one looking at the monkey cage, ask your buddy what they want to do next, and when they want to feed the giraffe, help them find a quarter for the little food dispenser. Be a good buddy, and if your buddy isn’t a good one too, tell the teacher and ask for a new one.

This isn’t fucking rocket science, people. 

[matociquala]

I have reblogged this before. I will reblog it again. And it’s not just romantic relationships: it’s family members and friends as well.

[smartass-stripper]

This kind of woke my ass up because of the amount of times I’ve had a buddy who didn’t check on me, didn’t want me to check on them, but didn’t want me to leave.

[ilikelookingatnakedmen]

I feel like this analogy got up and ran away with itself

[kushdrinker-deactivated20140817]

have u ever tried to look cool in front of ur friends and u 

[uber-cheeseballs-blog]

i have been laughing at this for 10 minutes straight. 

[sohpies-deactivated20210525]

both his pants and underwear came off how did he even manage

[spork]

I have literally been working on this list since Day 1 of 2013 so you fuckers better appreciate it. All the major players of 2013. If I forgot any feel free to comment and add

[spork]

this was 2 years ago

[geechistylez-deactivated2017112]

Please please adhere to this l

[mistakengenius]

All these people saying “OMG have you listened to that song stressed out by 21 pilots???”

I’m like

“Bitch, first øff its twenty øne piløts, nøt the number, write that shit øut. Secønd, have yøu listened tø Fake Fan by Every Twenty Øne Piløts Fan?”

And they’re like

“Of course, that song is my jam!”

Then there’s me with a

*facepalm*

“Fucking bandwagøners, listen tø anything that isn’t øn Blurryface and then cøme back tø talk business.”

[basementdemo]

have u considered….going outside…drinking water…relacksing….

[albertothechihuahua]

this is the money dog, repost in the next 24 hours and money will come your way!!

[boys-and-suicide-deactivated201]

The person I blogged this from deserves to have a great day

[cheese24k]

These videos blow my mind every time

[theyellowbrickraod]

idk what  i just watched

[rnozzarellasticks-deactivated20]

THIS IS TRIPPY AS FCK

[wherethe40sat-deactivated201605]

LOVED IT!

[honeyxglow]

this is so oddly satisfying???

[divagonzo]

I’m too sober to appreciate this well enough.

[tychography-deactivated20161203]

Reblog if you’re dead

Wanna see how many people are dead

[maccasmccartney]

George Harrison & Paul McCartney

[fuks]

[guru--guru]

*squints*

what the hell is this

[guru--guru]

why is the xkit team so much more responsive and helpful than the actual website staff. they are so good to us. they are like golden retrievers but web designers.

[fancyeliza-deactivated20200804]

Let Him Have The Sausages

[runwithskizzers]

i almost scrolled past this, like some kind of idiot

[historyandmemes]

League of Nations: “How are you going to create the League of Nations and not join it…?” Woodrow Wilson: 

[fishsquire]

when your hair can’t compete with the long-haired boys on your wall 🙃

[sehunsluckyone]

BYE IS THIS REAL

[thesunflower-queen]

The only time I will allow a Kardashian on my blog

[cruzfucker]

I love them @hordeofhedgehogs hey weeaboo fuck identify this song