[lokiusmybeloveds]

"how do we show viewers that maul is in his mid-30s at this point in canon?"

"give him a fucked up knee and make him haunted by the ghosts of his past"

[lokiusmybeloveds]

"how do we show viewers that maul is in his mid-30s at this point in canon?"

"give him a fucked up knee and make him haunted by the ghosts of his past"

[thrawnnn]

im gonna need 5 business days to recover

[myladyship]

I love the idea of Steve Rogers saying, "Put me back on ice," under his breath every time a minor inconvenience happens.

Food doesn't taste like it used to.

Finding out his favourite celebrity from his era is dead.

His coffee machine broke.

He stepped on a puddle, and now his shoe and foot are wet.

Someone ate his leftovers.

"Put me back!"

[ikomahis]

sauron in everyone's nightmares vs sauron in real life

[glorf1ndel]

Me in the group chat on the morning of March 25th, the day the One Ring was destroyed: Fun Tolkien fact! Sauron’s original name, Mairon, can be translated as “precious,” which means that when Gollum called the ring his precious, it’s like he was talking directly to Sauron. Isn’t it interesting that Sauron isn’t his first name? The Elves began calling him Sauron, which means “the abhorred,” after he started doing evil stuff. And he just leaned into the name because, well, he turned evil. Actually, Sauron has a lot of names. At different points in his storyline, he also goes by Gorthaur, Annatar, and Zigur–

My friends: Is today a Sauron-related day or something?

Me: FUNNY YOU SAY THAT–

[hannahstanwald]

can’t wait for it to get cold outside so I can run around looking unhappy in my yellow raincoat just like jonas kahnwald

[megnolia-harrison]

Dark (netflix) is just about Jonas having the worst fucking day ever but every day and through 2 centuries

[haileanneposts]

[petercushingscheekbones]

sum up Prodigal Son (2019) in one sentence

this is it, that's the entire plot

[forpiratereasons]

also though i love that the show is like yes ed did get the shit beat out of him and also shot and his head crunched in with a cannon and spent time dead in the hold but has no huge visible wounds as a result and he can basically get up and walk away. unkillable gays in this house

[theclaravoyant]

ok but Izzy losing it at the figurehead because it COULDNT DO ITS FUCKING JOB vs ed talking gently to the door latch because it’s not its fault it’s broken it was just trying to do its job

[mobius-m-mobius]

Mobius, I know you’re trying to help me, but we should be dealing with the bigger problem here. He Who Remains.

[foundfamilynonsense]

Me, eleven, reading Percy Jackson: this is changing me at a foundational level.

Me, 22, watching the Percy Jackson trailer: this is changing me at a foundational level.

[vampiremansionpoolboy-moved]

i am actually so obsessed that a slowed and reverbed, dramatized, ukuleleless cover of vance joy’s riptide is the pjo song

[stopiwanttotalkaboutcheese]

book accurate percy jackson trailer and ezra bridger found on the same day??? nerds of one very specific kind are EATING today

[books-and-dragons]

percy jackson trailer AND hunger games tbosas trailer both within 24 hours, how we all doing?