House of the Undying

Milla | 30 | she/her | Welcome to the madness!

[nintendo-wheee]

[megafaunatic]

see her fabulous

[cremsie]

big fan of when cats do this

[thememedaddy]

[yellow-cat]

actually hate that the bodys response to anything is nausea. ate too much? nauseous. ate too little? nauseous. an imaginary threat got you scared? be nauseous. on your period? you guessed it. sawed into your hand and need to go to the emergency room? perhaps throwing up into your open wound will be of help

[beemovieerotica]

[jesse-is-spiralling]

[justsomepetermemes]

[thememedaddy]

[just-a-little-dead-inside]

[awhitewomansinstagram]

you know no shade to the original Barbie filmography but I do feel like the 2023 Barbie movie about a doll that suddenly becomes aware of her own mortality which sets her off on a quest to repair gender trauma and realize her own humanity while also leading a resistance coalition against a tyrannical Ken government is way more accurate to the absolutely unhinged way we actually played with barbies, like it’s not quite the level of making your Barbies conspire to run someone over with a car and hide the body before getting into a fight over a decades old affair but it’s closer

[bluerain3-deactivated20230129]

[dollsonmain]

[darthmaulscatgirl]

i love how this works no matter the result

[charlesoberonn]

Servant: Your highness, a party of adventurers has answered your call for help.

King: Excellent. What are they like?

Servant: One of them is a dragon-lady.

King: Interesting. Those are rare around these parts.

Servant: Another is a goblin paladin.

King: Not a role you usually see goblins in.

Servant: A third is a purple-skinned tiefling.

King: I didn't even know they come in that color.

Servant: The last one is a sapient gelatinous cube.

King: What. How did these four even meet?

Servant: They met in a tavern two hours ago, apparently.

[charlesoberonn]

Queen: My love, please return to bed.

King: *pacing* Why would a gelatinous cube come to a tavern? Can it even get drunk? How did it fit through the doors?

[odd-maid3n]

[knight--error]

[therobotmonster]

[leothewerelion]

inshallah he will be drank

[sandmandaddy69]

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

You're right but don't say it like that

[omghotmemes]

No, no it isn’t.

[moonlit-aura]

this gif is perfectly timed because it gives you enough time to read it, comprehend it, and still have this too-long-for-comfort moment of suspense before being punched square in the solar plexus

[lemon-offical]

reblogging to share the gif!

[dankmemeuniversity]