as requested. feel free to change pronouns or anything else !
“I’m going to kis–kick your ass!”
“You can’t sleep with him/her/them! You’ll get your heart broken–and then I’ll automatically win, and that’s no fun.”
“I’m considering letting you win…”
“If you lose, you have to do anything I want.”
“Stop squirming! You can’t beat me if you have a cut like that.”
“I’d do anything to……win.”
“How did you trip over thin air, dumbass?! Be quiet, I’ll carry you somewhere.”
“I challenge you to a duel! With my tongue/mouth.”
“I bet I can kiss better than you can!”
“Wow, you’re really dumb…PFFT…bet you won’t take off your shirt…chicken.”
“I can’t believe I have to share a room with you before our competition.”
“Try to beat MY handholding skills.”
“Contest: whoever comes up with the most ways to say ‘I love you’ wins.”
“Ha! You’re definitely the fastest.”
“I was joking…why would you actually try to jump over that fence?”
“Don’t do anything stupid!”
“FINE. If you win, I’ll go out/sleep/make out with you.”
“You have about as much of a chance at winning as you do of getting a kiss from me.”
“I don’t want to lose to anyone else but you!”
“If you get it right, I’ll let you take a break.”
“Are you too scared to skinny dip?!”
“Think you can handle my thoughtful love notes?! You’re in for a shocker.”
“I’ve always spent so much time practicing/studying/exercising/etc. that I’ve never had a real boyfriend/girlfriend/significant other before.”
“For a newbie, you’re kinda cute.”
“Hey, stop with the puppy eyes! I won fair and square.”
“Time for a staring contest! I’m totally the king/queen/ruler of them.”
“Can we end practice? It’s really hot in here.”
“Oh you wanna trash talk huh? Well-uh–your lips–a-are really soft-looking–”
“If I win, you get to be my prize.”
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