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Independent and Selective Dual OC Blog. Composed by Thoaria 

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THE ULTIMATE HOLIDAY THEMED ASK MEME {part of: ❄ twenty-five days of elle} 

SEND ME A SYMBOL

▲: One of our muses tries to catch snowflakes on their tongue. ☾: Your muse asks for help decorating a gingerbread house. ♪: One of our muses inviting the other for a Christmas duet. ♦: Our muses wrap presents together. ☃: Our muses build a snowman together. ✈: Our muses travel somewhere for the holidays. ✎: My muse’s Christmas card to yours. ✘: My muse runs into your muse while trying to buy them a Christmas present.  ✆: My muse calls your muse while drunk on eggnog.  ツ: Our muses go caroling.  ✿: My muse gives your muse a Christmas present. ø: Our muses cuddle by the fireplace with hot cocoa.  ✌: Our muses argue over which Christmas movie to watch.  ♡: Our muses kiss under a mistletoe.  ♛: Our muses kiss at midnight on New Year’s.  ➸: Our muses decorate their house together. ♘: Our muses put up a Christmas tree and decorate it. ✰: My muse invites your muse to dance to Christmas songs. ☼: Our muses volunteer to help out for the holidays. ∞: Our muses go tree shopping. ❖: Our muses go ice skating together. ☁: Our muses go sledding.  ✉: Your muse hits mine with a snowball in order to start a snowball fight.  ϟ: Our muses bake Christmas cookies together. ↺: Our muses doing something holiday-themed with their kid(s).

SENTENCES

“Look! It’s snowing!” “Do we really have to leave cookies for Santa?” “Santa’s not real! There, I said it!” “Where do we hang the stockings if we don’t have a fireplace?” “You really don’t have to get me anything this year.” “Do we really have to go to your parents’ house for Christmas?” “Let’s just sit in our pajamas and watch Christmas movies all day.” “You’re gonna become huge if you keep eating all of Santa’s cookies.” “Oh, put some mistletoe on my butt and kiss it.” “This is the best Christmas I’ve ever had.” “This is the worst Christmas ever.” “Is that mistletoe?” “You look cold. Here, take my scarf.” “I’m just not a fan of the holidays.” “You’ve had the Christmas radio on non-stop for five hours.”

TEXT MESSAGES

[text]: I just accidentally told our son/daughter that Santa isn’t real. [text]: The Christmas tree is on fire. [text]: So cold. Need cuddles. [text]: Christmas is a time to be honest, so this is it — I’m in love with you. [text]: I may or may not have eaten the entire gingerbread house we made two days ago. [text]: I just saw two people dressed as Santa fist fighting in a mall. Christmas is ruined! [text]: I’m may or may not be wearing mistletoe underwear. Wanna find out for sure? [text]: I made an oopsie and let’s just say we have over 500 candy canes in our apartment right now.  [text]: I can’t believe I have to spend Christmas Eve in a hospital.  [text]: So what if I made out with a guy dressed as Santa Claus?! I was drunk! [text]: I know it’s been a while since we’ve spoken, but Merry Christmas. [text]: Just fought a 50 year old lady over a pair of gloves for my dad. He better be grateful, because she almost clawed my eyes out.  [text]: If I see one more picture on Instagram of a snowman with Frozen lyrics underneath, I’m gonna explode up in this bitch. 

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❝ — YOUR CROWN IS ONE DIPPED IN RED - THE BLOOD OF YOUR PEOPLE. IT’S TIME FOR THINGS TO CHANGE.

Run from us if you dare. We are no longer maggots beneath your heel, but the scavengers lying in wait. When you fall, we will rush in. We will claim freedom. Your rule is one of lies - your throne is one of glass. And we will shatter it. You dream of an impossible goal, and thirst as if it is you who is starving in the streets. Foolish king, look around. This is your end. Lower your sword. Abandon your crown.

YOU WILL BOW

TO US.❞

                                                                   Written by Thoaria.

[ofchevalier-blog]

Could you post links to your abouts for mobile users uwu

Rebel. Crap I forgot to do that—you can find my muse pages here: /muse & /clovis and my rules here: /rules — sorry about that, nonnie!!!

[ofchevalier-blog]

Rebel. Consider this a starter call for Clovis!!! Please reply with the verse you’d like uwu—otherwise I’ll choose his main.

[ofchevalier-blog]

Rebel. This is a starter call for Walsh!!! If you would like a specific verse, please reply with that!!!

[actualarchive]

a hundred random starters 

below are starters based on/inspired by various sources. change the genders as you see fit ;)

❝ why do you keep lying to me? ❞

❝ have you ever considered the idea that maybe, this world doesn’t revolve around you & your problems? ❞

❝ love is love is love is love. ❞

❝ marriage is an absurd arrangement. one is sold as a fifteen-year-old child and makes a vow one does not understand and then regrets for thirty years or more, and which one can never undo again. ❞

❝ why are you crying this time? ❞

❝ you will never escape. ❞

❝ this isn’t what I wanted! ❞

❝ everything has its consequences. ❞

❝ this face bears the mission of heaven. ❞

❝ no, you shall dismantle the house of lies, but build the temple of the divine. ❞

❝ one copper coin for a bowl of noodles! ❞

❝ that one has the heart of a lion. ❞

❝ I needed to be summoned. ❞

❝ there’s no reason for this hostility! I come in peace. ❞

❝ they died screaming. ❞

❝ why fight anymore? what’s the point of fighting against destiny? ❞

❝ how long have you known? ❞

❝ I can only speak for myself. ❞

❝ the law can be changed. ❞

❝ are you sure you’re not pregnant? ❞

❝ your child is adorable! ❞

❝ you gave him a riddle for his birthday? ❞

❝ you have no fucking right to treat me this way. ❞

❝ your ambition blinds you. ❞

❝ he adores you. ❞

❝ I feel like I should be shocked that you two had sex there, but I’m not anymore. ❞

❝ she’s going to kill you. ❞

❝ have you ever tried the cakes? they’re actually quite delicious. ❞

❝ you’ll need to be punished. ❞

❝ you should learn to lie better. ❞

❝ sometimes I wonder if you’re real. ❞

❝ I will take back what is mine & kill anyone who stands in my way. ❞

❝ then kill me. ❞

❝ there’s no such thing as love. there is only lust. ❞

❝ you’re selfish. you never think about anyone but yourself. ❞

❝ i’m sorry, but they’re gone. ❞

❝ death is just another adventure. ❞

❝ stop! ❞

❝ let them watch. ❞

❝ you have no shame, do you? ❞

❝ I can’t believe we’re talking about this right now. ❞

❝ I need advice. sex advice. ❞

❝ alright, tell me the truth, is he good in bed? ❞

❝ she is the best thing in my life. ❞

❝ you love him? ❞

❝ do you love me at all? ❞

❝ do you believe in soul mates? ❞

❝ please, you have to believe me. I didn’t kill anyone! ❞

❝ history is written by the victorious. ❞

❝ at least she has a heart! you have none. ❞

❝ isn’t it more important that they told you? ❞

❝ the king is displeased. ❞

❝ long live your majesty! ❞

❝ can you stop talking for just one moment & listen to me? ❞

❝ no matter how hard I try, they just won’t stay dead. ❞

❝ he’s a gold digger. he’ll screw anyone & marry them as long as they have money. ❞

❝ o! how sweet love must be! ❞

❝ do you really think that? ❞

❝ quick, you need to hide before they see you! ❞

❝ you taught me to never trust anyone. ❞

❝ this is extreme, even for you. ❞

❝ you guys were pretty loud last night. I guess it was good? ❞

❝ that wasn’t an apology & you know it. ❞

❝ are you a virgin? ❞

❝ I’m married. ❞

❝ best thing I ever did was marrying you. ❞

❝ red roses won’t erase the fact that you broke my heart. ❞

❝ stop taking all the ice cream! ❞

❝ has anyone told you that you’re sort of a little bitch? ❞

❝ it’s deep dish pizza. ❞

❝ do you want to fight for your land back or not? ❞

❝ I never realized how much of a coward you are. ❞

❝ there’s nothing worse than someone who isn’t willing to try new things. ❞

❝ haven’t you ever wanted to escape? to leave this place & explore the world? ❞

❝ i think you’ve had enough to drink. ❞

❝ your ancestors would be ashamed if they saw you. ❞

❝ one of the dolls is missing! ❞

❝ are we going to die here? ❞

❝ well looks like we’ve found ourselves in a bit of a dilemma. ❞

❝ I am no longer a child! ❞

❝ the baby won’t stop crying! i don’t know what to do anymore! ❞

❝ what if something happens to them? ❞

❝ once upon a time, I gave a damn about what people thought about me. ❞

❝ if he can get away with this, then so can i! ❞

❝ the dark shall come & take everything you love from you. ❞

❝ it’s the same story over & over again. you’d think people would know better by now. ❞

❝ there’s absolutely nothing wrong with you. ❞

❝ you are what is wrong with this world. ❞

❝ shattered dreams can drive anyone mad. ❞

❝ I am a phoenix. burn me & I shall return, rising from the ashes. ❞

❝ this is my home. ❞

❝ home is where the heart is, where you feel safe & warm & loved. ❞

❝ running away has never solved a damn thing! ❞

❝ fuck me. ❞

❝ oh the things I’d do to you if we were alone. ❞

❝ stop, he’s not here, remember? he’s gone & he can’t hurt you anymore. ❞

❝ your husband/wife – is he/she good to you? ❞

❝ stop & think a moment, you have to stay & rest. there’s a child who needs you now, you can’t just run & be a fucking idiot. ❞

❝ once, I drank a whole bottle by myself. ❞

❝ what do I want? I want to kiss you a thousand times before undressing you & kissing every bit of your flesh a thousand more times. ❞

[yoncez]

Send me a ship:

ship: ew / nonono / maybe / ship it / aww / otp / MY HEART

[ofchevalier-blog]

Rebel. Consider this a starter call for Clovis!!! Please reply with the verse you’d like uwu—otherwise I’ll choose his main.

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Rebel. This is a starter call for Walsh!!! If you would like a specific verse, please reply with that!!!

[ofchevalier-blog]

'I think I’ve broken something.’ ((any muse is fine!!))

Lord of the Rings: Fellowship of the Ring Starters || @crepusculle || accepting

          ❝Well.❞ 

          The general exhales slowly, somewhat off put by the others inherent inadequacy. Of course, one really couldn’t be blamed or scorned for a single mistake, so long as it wasn’t repeated. But Clovis, though he prided himself in being a patient man, couldn’t restrain himself from showing his own annoyance at both being unable to tell if what the other said was true, and unable to heal should it be necessary.

          However, that indignation fades when he steps forward to get a better look at the area he indicated. ❝It does appear swollen,❞ he admits, a hand raising to cup his chin in thought whilst he gave the other’s arm a thorough peruse. 

          ❝I’m sure a healer would be of better help than me---Allow me to lead you there.❞

[ofchevalier-blog]

mythbusters starters

"it just smells like standard death."

"i didn't expect that this would happen, but i see myself as a vegetarian for at least the next couple of weeks."

"what kind of cockamamie theory is this?"

"fuck you, my fingers don't need toughening."

"i shoulda been a surgeon."

"this is going to be a strange day."

"it's like one in the afternoon, and i'm lit."

"lie still, i'm not gonna hurt you."

"i guess i should look up before i shoot those things."

"go on, shoot me in the ass. it's okay, i can take it."

"[your muse] wants big boom."

"you're a nice guy and all, but sometimes you're a bull in a china shop."

"am i missing an eyebrow?"

"i have a date tomorrow..."

"what's more important, science or sex?"

"i kinda like it in here, it's private."

"i'm now standing in a melange of cooling fluid, gasoline, and cola."

"i'm standing right in it, and... i'm not dead yet."

"i think we should call it quits and go for the flaming arrows."

"well when you have a giant box of lard, it's just so darn tempting."

"i never get tired of doing that."

"it didn't hurt that much before, but now it really hurts!"

"i got a little...over-elegant."

"i get so much pleasure out of his discomfort!"

"ants are all over my head, man!"

"AH- okay, i'm an idiot."

"oh my god, it blew his teeth out..."

"guess what i did today!"

"how do you feel about electric shocks?"

"well, it better work, my shirt's all dirty."

"paramedics are... nowhere to be found."

"this is gonna KILL you."

"do you know something i don't?"

"why are you standing on a box?"

[ofchevalier-blog]

Unrequited Love & Heartbreak

"Are you really that fucking blind?"

"I'm the one's that's always been there for you, not him/her!"

"I'm in love with you."

"I think I love you."

"I never loved you."

"Can we pretend you didn't say that?"

"Can we pretend I didn't say that?"

"I don't feel the same way."

"I think we should just be friends."

"It's so obvious that you like him/her."

"Can you stop talking about him/her?"

"You know I like/love you, and I'm trying to forget that, but you make it pretty difficult to do that by talking about him/her every time we speak."

"Every time I try to move on, you're right there."

"Stop leading me on."

"You're playing with me."

"I never thought we'd have a last kiss."

"I'm tired of being your doormat."

"Take a chance on me."

"Can I kiss you?"

"I'm tired of being your second choice."

"I'm not even your second choice, I'm not even in the top ten to you!"

"I can't keep pretending that I don't care."

"I was in love with you and you took advantage of it."

"I kinda wanna be more than friends."

"Have you ever stopped to think I have feelings, too?"

"It's pretty shitty how you think you're entitled to have a relationship with me because we're friends."

"Just let me go."

"I regret every time I've said I love you."

"All I've ever learned from love is that someone is always gets fucked someone over."

"Have you ever been in love?"

"I don't believe in love."

"I don't wanna get hurt."

"I'm not gonna hurt you."

"I can't do this anymore."

"You broke my heart."

"Please don't leave me."

"It's over."

"I can't erase you."

[legendarymemes]

Lord of the Rings: Fellowship of the Ring Starters

‘The hearts of men are easily corrupted’

‘History became legend. Legend became myth.’

‘No Admittance except on Party Business’

'You’re late!’

'A wizard is never late, nor is he early. He arrives precisely when he means to!’

'I know less than half of you as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you as well as you deserve.’

'I feel thin. Sort of stretched. Like butter over too much bread.’

'I need a holiday. A very long holiday. And I don’t expect I shall return.’

'Keep it secret! Keep it safe!’

'I’m not trying to rob you, I’m trying to help you!’

'We do not stop 'til nightfall.’

'What about breakfast?’

'I think I’ve broken something.’

'It’s a pity [name] didn’t kill him when [pronoun] had the chance’

'Many that live deserve death, and many that die deserve life. Can you give it to them?’

'Do you remember when we first met?’

'I thought I had wandered into a dream’

'I would rather share one lifetime with you, than spend all the ages of this world alone.’

'If by life or death I can protect you, I will.’

'You have my sword.’

'One does not simply walk into Mordor.’

'I will take it! Only…I do not know the way.’

'If I take one more step, it will be the farthest away from home I’ve ever been.’

’[name] breathes so loud I could have shot them in the dark.’

'I’m glad you’re with me.’

'If you do not find a way, no one will.’

'Even the smallest person can change the course of the future’

'In the place of a Dark Lord, you would have a Queen!’

'All shall love me and despair!’

'I have passed the test.’

'I cannot do this alone.’

'I know what I must do. It’s just that…I’m afraid to do it.’

'Are you frightened?’

'Not nearly frightened enough. I know what hunts you.’

'I swore to protect you.’

'I would have gone with you until the very end.’

'Anyways, you need people of intelligence on this…mission. Quest. Thing.’

'Whatever you did, you have been officially labelled a disturber of the peace.’

'Cast it into the fire! Destroy it!’

'The wound will never fully heal.’

'You shall not pass!’

'Fly, you fools!’

'Drums…drums in the deep.’

'We cannot get out…they are coming!’

'This foe is beyond any of you– run!’

'They have a Cave Troll’

'If you want him, come and claim him!’

'The quest stands upon the edge of a knife. Stray but a little, and it will fail, to the ruin of all. Yet hope still remains, while all of the company is true.’

'May it be a light to you in dark places, where all over lights go out’

'Something draws near. I can feel it.’

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@nohrianlady liked for a starter

          The woman paces back and forth throughout the area, her thoughts sporadic as she thought of every possible outcome. What if they failed? What if they succeeded, but it was at a terrible cost?

          What if, what if, what if?

          And then she halts, aware that she was causing a scene within Cheve’s square. The curious glances of domestic laborers going about their business as per their lords’ orders, shop owners, and even the local carpenter followed her, causing her great embarrassment upon the realization.

          Quickly, she searches for something to occupy herself if only to make it seem like such pacing had purpose other than to reinforce the idea that maybe she was a suspicious individual. 

          The familiar face she spots is her salvation.

          ❝Josepha!!! I didn’t expect to see you around---How are you?❞

[bctrolls]

Send my muse(s) some "Would You Rather" questions!

[ofchevalier-blog]

❝ — YOUR CROWN IS ONE DIPPED IN RED - THE BLOOD OF YOUR PEOPLE. IT’S TIME FOR THINGS TO CHANGE.

Run from us if you dare. We are no longer maggots beneath your heel, but the scavengers lying in wait. When you fall, we will rush in. We will claim freedom. Your rule is one of lies - your throne is one of glass. And we will shatter it. You dream of an impossible goal, and thirst as if it is you who is starving in the streets. Foolish king, look around. This is your end. Lower your sword. Abandon your crown.

YOU WILL BOW

TO US.❞

                                                                   Written by Thoaria.

[witterprompts]

8,100 - 9,000 Follower Prompt Batch Special

“You must not trust the masked one.”

“I will not allow you to mess this one up for me.”

“Falling in love with your roommates? Hilarious.“ 

“Do you have any idea how embarrassing what you just did was?”

“I always make sure to film your bad ideas.”

“How was I supposed to know that the cat was actually a dragon?”

“It makes you wonder how gullible I really am.”

“I let you in my life. Try not to mess anything up.”

“I’ve always held you accountable for my mistakes.”

“I’ve been an awful person to you and I want to change that.”

“It was easy to ignore what I was doing, because it didn’t affect me. I’m sorry. Truly.”

“You can’t just pretend I don’t have feelings.”

“Magic can’t be real. I’m just a con. How could this be?”

“I secretly fact check everything you say to make sure you’re wrong.”

“It’d be so easy to just end your life here and now, with no one around.”

“Sometimes I can picture you plotting my death. I can see it in your eyes.”

“Something went totally right in the programming.”

“I hate when you get smug.”

“I can’t argue with that logic.”

“Does it get tiring, being right all the time?”

“Stop feeding their ego with your lies.”

“I’m a professional, so please address me like one.”

“I told you that the chances of me messing up were reall low, right?”

“Stop focusing on my negatives.”

“I’m not giving anyone false hope.“ 

“Control your demon. They keep chewing on my blankets.”

“Stop using science as an excuse. I’m not your test subject.”

“It was one video, sure, but now everyone can see what I did.”

“I know I said I was going to drop the subject, but I can’t help my curiosity." 

"Ready to make me look bad?”

“The only thing I wanted to do was help you.”

“You imply I’ve never made mistakes as bad as this. Your implication is wrong.”

“I’ve written six pages nonstop since this morning. I can’t feel my fingers.”

“I don’t like inviting people into my house.”

“We’re on an endless road." 

"Do you ever wonder what’s out there?”

“This is where I belong.”

“I’m hoping we can find what was missing.”

“All bad ideas begin with you and end with me.”

“Fantastic. Let’s just go through the front door and alert everyone. No way could that ever go wrong.”

“Loving you was the only thing I knew how to do.”

“It’s too hard. All I do is not enough.”

“Help me understand.”

“I am made up of misunderstandings, you know?”

“I wish I could lie about something like this, but I can’t.”

“Look at me. I wasn’t kidding.”

“We need to leave before they get here." 

"Loving you leaves me hurt.”

“I hate this. Just talk to me! Stop walking away when I accidentally hurt you. I can change if you just tell me what’s wrong.”

“Don’t make it easy on me. I like a good challenge.”

“Whisper sweet nothings to me.”

“You’re the only person I know who will baby talk at a plant.”

“I remember all the times we ran through the streets in the rain and screamed our hearts out.”

“I didn’t want it to happen, but the busier I got, the less we talked.”

“Do you think they can tell I’m nervous?”

“Your crush was obvious to everyone- especially them.”

“Why didn’t you do anything?”

“You’re all dead to me. Go away and let me suffer here in peace.”

“Do I want to know why you’re laying on the floor like that?”

“I’m still thinking about you.”

“You don’t have to say a word if it’s too personal.”

“I beg you- tell me how to fix this." 

"If I bribe you with an odd amount of cash, can you pretend to be my date next week?”

“I hate parties and yet here I am. The things I do for you.”

“If you feel the same, what’s the problem?”

“You can drag my reputation through the dirt as many times as you want, but jealousy has never been a pretty look on you.”

“You’ve taken all my friends from me and I’m supposed to forgive you?”

“It hurts all the time.”

“Stop giving me those looks.”

“Disappointment is my nickname." 

"It’s like my progress is going backwards. One step forward, three steps back.”

“You can’t stay in a bubble for the rest of your life.”

“Say your last farewell.”

“You’ve saved my life more times than I can count on my hands. I want to return the favor.”

“I always figured you’d understand. How could I be so wrong?”

“I thought I knew you pretty well.”

“So many choices. I’m stuck.”

“Look at me and tell me that you’re happy.”

“I know they’re lying about something, but I don’t know what it could be.”

“I was never good with mysteries. It’s part of the reason  I don’t like them.”

“I let you in and it was the worst thing I’ve done in my life.”

“You think I do these things because I want to?”

“I’m just a petty thief in the eyes of the public. That won’t ever change.”

“I’m just here to do my job. Move.”

“I gave you plenty of time to think about what you did.”

“We are two of the same kind.”

“No one will ever understand what you meant to me.”

“Videos that can make me cry are not just limited to people being surprised with animals." 

"If you do my English paper, I’ll do your science homework." 

"I thought it’d be funny to leave a trail of gummies leading to the couch for movie night, but I didn’t expect you to actually eat them." 

"I’m nervous one hundred percent of the time.”

“I want to change on my own terms, not yours.”

“My goals and dreams are still so far away.”

“Do you ever feel stuck?”

“I see you haven’t retired from crime.”

“I can’t believe they stole my chair." 

"Of all people I didn’t expect to be here, you were on top of that list.”

“I get an odd satisfaction from seeing you fail.”

“Cheer up. Your next attempt will be better, I’m sure.”

“I’ve always had faith in you.”