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titsay
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Misplaced Lens Cap
izzy's playlists!
Mike Driver
macklin celebrini has autism
Not today Justin
todays bird
2025 on Tumblr: Trends That Defined the Year
gracie abrams
Love Begins
@theartofmadeline
noise dept.
YOU ARE THE REASON
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Noah Kahan
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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@offduty-vampire
About:
Mod is an adult and does not make any promises about the sfw-ness of this blog, so please no minors, thank you!
Also please do not try to involve me in discourse. I am not interested in arguing. I've been on this godforsaken website too long to take anything you say seriously. I block liberally.
Main Kins:
Vampire
Jackal
Caracal
Some fictionkins that I don't really feel like listing out here. Idc about doubles so it shouldn't matter. You'll probably catch on.
"the world's wettest building" is a place that logically must exist somewhere but I will admit I had never once thought about it
the state does not need to assign you a sex, nor does it need to keep inalterable record of it btw
a very interesting terf objection to this one boils down to "but how would the state know who to protect?" because it speaks to the incredible privilege of being in a class the state actually ever remotely wants to protect. most oppressed groups do not want the state to have a registry of them, lol
the patriarchy has done a great job convincing white cisgender women that it's in their best interests to maintain it
microslop is currently feuding with some nerd and it's the funniest thing ever
basically, some guy called nightmare-eclipse has found several zero-day exploits in windows and at first contacted microsoft about it but they kept ignoring him (even though they have a bug bounty program, so technically they have to pay him a grant for finding these)
so then he started posting them publicly whenever he found any in hopes of microsoft finally fixing them that way, but of course that leaves windows users vulnerable, because now not-so-nice hackers can see exactly how they can use those exploits. He has found FOUR so far and microsoft did nothing about it.
microsoft then deleted the guy's gitlab account and sued him, after which he said they should mark july 14th in their calender because he is done playing nice and is going to "shatter their bones"
let’s talk about how they made it impossible to function without a phone and digitalised everything and then turned around and went “actually! these phone things aren’t safe for kids but it’s magically ok once you’re eighteen. guess you’ll have to have your life dictated by your parents now lol cause we’re gonna take the devices away from you. IT’S FOR YOUR OWN GOOD WHY ARE YOU COMPLAINING”
ok my apologies. take away my ability to buy anything too ig because these fuckass stores don’t accept cash anymore. take away my ability to communicate with people outside my house and school because I can’t text and I can’t email and I cant drive to them either and I can’t even fucking get public transport without a phone either. can’t order at a fucking restaurant without being asked to get a membership and install an app and also very sorry but you can only order through our online menu now! have you ever considered that it’s not just about instagram?
Aw he’s just looking for love
are you his beautiful wife? you are not his beatiful wife? sad snooting
feminist retelling shoulsnt be the woman does some girlboss shit femist retelling is she does the same stuff except u actually give a shit abt her perspective and thoughts and feelings as a human being this time
How dare you leave this in the tags.
It is in his bittersweet and touching book on the Asian expulsion from Uganda that one can trace the beginnings of author and intellectual M
Here's the whole interview with Mahmood Mamdani, who seems to be a very interesting guy in his own right. You may have heard of him from his book, Good Muslim, Bad Muslim.
Ideas in the 1890s: What if cocaine was a health drink
Ideas in the 1920s: We should make a new kind of plastic you can eat
Ideas in the 1960s: We should invent a new and more civil racism
Ideas in the 1980s: What if you could have sex with Hello World
Ideas in the 1990s: What if cars had TVs in them
Ideas in the 2000s: Is it gay to wash your hair?
Ideas in the 2010s: What if a refrigerator was made of goo
Ideas in the 2020s: What if there was a website where you could talk to Pepsi
I hate it when you’re reading smut and you can’t figure out what position they’re in.
sometimes it just ends up being something like
ITS BACK
Y’ALL NEED JESUS
Please stop reblogging this post
This post made my water break
In honor of my daughter’s first birthday next week, I’m sharing the post that made me laugh so hard that it broke my water.
WHAT
God, I love this accursed website.
Hey internet, the girl that was born from this post is 4 years old today (July 2 2021) also, the gif still makes me laugh. Happy Birthday, Marceline!!
Happy July 2nd, 2024, guess Marceline is 7 now
Happy July 2nd, 2025; she’s 8 now (5am for me)
Happy Birthday to my Marceline, 8 years ago today (July 2, 2025) she came into this world five days before her due date to see wtf was so funny 🤣 this post, like many other things, are on a long list of topics to discuss when she’s older lol
Happy 9th Birthday Little Marceline!!! (July 2 2026)
It’s July 2 2026 internet, help me wish a Happy Birthday to my brilliant and beautiful 9 year old, Marceline! I’ve shown her (most of) the comments and she says “thank u internet 😁😁”
vampires are so full of shit. "oh the human race is beneath us, you're just livestock to us" I don't think you know what livestock is. do you feed us? care for us? protect us from predators? no. you just slink around dark alleys and ambush people. that's not what a higher being does. that's a bottom feeder. a parasite. karate punches your head off
She Would Say That. She would DO that.
The new Pokemon TCG Pocket full art goes crazy!
I wasn’t gonna talk about it but one of my parents died the other day and the weirdest part has been not talking about it, specifically because they sucked and I kind of don’t care and that’s not a very hashtag relateable thing to bring up around the office so I’m just walking around at work rn like “nah not much going on hbu”
As a “dark humour is my coping mechanism” person I would describe this feeling as “children’s birthday clown with a flashbang grenade” and I gotta say, the deeply fucked up power is intoxicating
Man with the power to end any conversation
let’s be real the pressure to use AI as an adult is exactly what they said the pressure the do drugs as a teenager would be like but the people that told us that caved immediately for the AI and definitely did not just say no
