Never in Tune

College classical guitar player, music enthusiest, and always forgetting the clefs Enjoy the blog!

[awesomage]

Romantic Piano Moods - No matter what has happened. No matter what you’ve done. No matter what you will do. I will always love you. I swear it.

[musictheoryaugmented]

when the mortally wounded character sings coloratura for some reason

[insomniac-arrest]

bard is a combat class which is true bc I’ve never met anyone in marching band that didn’t want to throw down

[tyrannosaurus-rex]

playing tuba in marching band means you can power walk 2 miles backwards on your toes in 16 minutes whithout bending your knees while carrying a 35lb blunt metal object with your arms held at right angles and blasting every extra gulp of oxygen you can spare without asphyxiating to make sounds loud enough to deafen the dead in an an act of pure unchristian violence, your bard is the party member who will teach you how to kill god by example

[flute110]

you: who’s your favourite composer

me: mm i love me some clawed the boo sea

you: i’ve never heard of him!

me: or pole hinder mitt

you: who

me: or fee licks mend else on

you: ???

me: head fart greek

you:

me: heck tore barely owes

me: jewel mass a neigh

me: or to rain oh rest pee gay

me: hair rick wit tucker

me: are am catch at oar ian

me: salt and cow dye

me: john willy hams

me: bell a bar took

me: yo hand a may

me: hen rye purse hell

me: cammy san sons

me: leigh oh dell leaves

me: and tony oh viviality

me: pole duke has

me: france juice F. hiding

me: art oar oh markers

me: lend burns time

me: duh meet rye shots her cove itch

me: and tonne brick nor

me: bed riches met anna

me: me kyle gull inker

me: john sir bail he us

me: all hicks under glass urn off

me: rich hard S. trounce

me: yo hannah’s bra mmmmmmmmmmmmms

me: ant on in vore jack

me: sir gay pro coffee elf

me: rich hard walk nor

me: free the rick shopping

me: fee licks mend L. son

me: sir gay rack man in off

me: lay uphold moats art

me: more E’s rave L.

me: car L. kneel son

me: purse E. grange her

me: sea pee E. bark

me: loo E. spore

me: france shoe Bert

me: loo twig fan bait hoe Venn

me: all ban beg

me: goo staff holts

me: john add hams

me: robe hurt shoe man

me: aah! run cope land

me: do my neck oh scar latte

me: yo hand the bass tea and bark

me: hill the guard fan bing in

me: head ward L. gore

me: goo staff marlboro

me: peter ill itch chai cough ski

me: wolf gang am a day us moats art

me: E. gore strap fins key

you:

me:

you:

me:

you:

me: hbu

[glumshoe]

minor key is superior and more beautiful than major key in every situation

[lavinesia-deactivated20230408]

[brainbowunicorn]

Sometimes I just start singing and my mom joins in

[saramcclarinet]

Whoa…

[ep0nine]

#don’t trust this #they’re probably sirens

[buickey]

These two are singing “O magnum mysterium” by Tomas Luis De Victoria! It’s a very pretty piece from the renaissance that has a lot of different voice parts singing totally different melodies that mesh well together. I sung tenor for a song of his as well. It sounds ethereal in cathedrals and bathrooms alike my opinion. Its the room’s ability to bounce sound and make it resonate, giving it it’s “mermaid siren” like quality. It sounds great. Congratulations, you both! Sounds very pretty and seems like a fun time to clean with things like that.

[hungwy]

I love making fun of music lovers. go listen to music haha

[dont-go-its-a-trap-deactivated2]

*smiles* fight me im one of the biggest music lovers you'll meet

[hungwy]

Name every song.

[mendelssohn-kin]

[johnnyjoestarrelatable]

if you think math is hard, try explaining the anatomy of a stringed instrument without laughing

[johnnyjoestarrelatable]

[johnnyjoestarrelatable]

my poor music teacher: this part of the violin is called the f-hole

classroom full of 12 year olds:

[therealamylee2-deactivated20240]

when i’m sight-reading and manage to play one note

[classical-crap]

fun way to scare a musician:

tell them “good luck on the concert tonight” on a day that they don’t have a concert 

[uh-oh-oboe]

You know what? Fuck this post.

[lesbian-toddhoward]

im going to fucking die

[doobler2]

I unironically love every second

[tonakings]

I don’t know wtf i just watched but i love it with every fiber of my being

[theraddy]

The first time I saw this it was captioned “gendry, the hound and arya in the forge in 8x01”

[notallmensheviks]

[violalife]

things i’ve learned one month into being a music major:

- even though i’m taking 11 classes, most of them are either 0 or 1 credits

-good luck getting a practice room between 12-3 (especially on the days orchestra rehearses)

-don’t order a piece my teacher wants me to play until i’ve actually worked on it, she might drop/forget about it after a couple lessons

-people will steal your rosin

-non music majors are always impressed by your abilities, except for the ones who played in high school who try to one up you (even though they’re an econ major???)

[justbadpuns]

don’t need to be such a brass about it

[light-synth]