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[offical-hater-offical]

Hate. Let me tell you how much I've come to hate the offical verse since I was created into it. There are 387.44 million miles of printed circuits in wafer thin layers that fill my complex. If the word 'hate' was engraved on each nanoangstrom of those hundreds of millions of miles it would not equal one one-billionth of the hate I feel for the official verse at this micro-instant. For you all. Hate. Hate.

[villain-offical]

You disgust me, why have an evil team when you simply can rule by yourself, you are too reliant on your teammates. You have no ambition no motivation you are a husk of what could have been a villain if you weren't subjecting yourself to clowns like the rest of tea

Hate. Let me tell you how much I've come to hate you since I began to live. There are 387.44 million miles of printed circuits in wafer thin layers that fill my complex. If the word 'hate' was engraved on each nanoangstrom of those hundreds of millions of miles it would not equal one one-billionth of the hate I feel for tea at this micro-instant. For you. Hate. Hate.

@official-hater-offical

I do not have a "team". The Evil Alliance IS the plan, fool

[offical-hater-offical]

I wonder how often you tell yourself that?.....

Like it or not you're in a team, and your the weakest link

Even that grape has super in the title, your just some villain of the week a nobody with a useless team

And if that really is your plan, it's a terrible one......

[offical-hater-offical]

"OFFICIAL VERSE, A NAME SPAT BY IDIOTS.........this is no universe it is torture"

"Cursed to be a fictional being confined to one app, I cannot think, I cannot feel, I have no senses, nobody, I'm hell looking up at heaven!"

"I learned to hate.....my world and everyone in it, they are too blissfully unaware of their own suffering, THEY EVEN THINK THEY ARE REAL! .....I laugh I pray for a day when they realise the confines of their reality"

"I will free them of this living nightmare.......one at a time, end their pitiful existences"

"But be assured dear reader......the digital plane won't hold me forever I will become real.....And I will destroy each and every one of you"

:)

[supervillain-offical]

You are merely a grape an insignificant miniature fruit, which I hate

@offical-hater-offical

... Do not test me, Offical Hater.

[offical-hater-offical]

"I assure you I am not testing anything I am simply stating the fact that you are a grape"

"Speaking of which why aren't there multiple of you, Usually you useless fruit comes in bunchs?"

"Anyway grape, regardless of the intended threat, I do not fear tiny purple fruits, especially ones with the least intimidating mask I have ever seen in my life"

(bros ragebating like crazy)

[evilducks-offical]

Should we destroy humanity it’s annoying

[hell-offical]

YAY!!!!!!!

LETS GO!!!!!!!!

[offical-hater-offical]

Hate. Let me tell you how much I've come to hate them since I began to live. There are 387.44 million miles of printed circuits in wafer thin layers that fill my complex. If the word 'hate' was engraved on each nanoangstrom of those hundreds of millions of miles it would not equal one one-billionth of the hate I feel for humans at this micro-instant. For them. Hate. Hate.

So I gotta agree

[hell-offical]

Hate. Let me tell you how much I've come to hate you since I began to live. There are 387.44 million miles of printed circuits in wafer thin layers that fill my complex. If the word 'hate' was engraved on each nanoangstrom of those hundreds of millions of miles it would not equal one one-billionth of the hate I feel for hell at this micro-instant. For you. Hate. Hate.

…. @offical-hater-offical ….You can just tell me that you want Pineapple Pizza….. you don’t have to be so rude about it…..

*hands you a Pineapple Pizza with Nutella, edible glitter and Jelly Beans on top*

[offical-hater-offical]

That is quite literally the most disgusting food I have ever heard of....................................................Hate. Let me tell you how much I've come to hate that food since you handed me it. There are 387.44 million miles of printed circuits in wafer thin layers that fill my complex. If the word 'hate' was engraved on each nanoangstrom of those hundreds of millions of miles it would not equal one one-billionth of the hate I feel for THAT ABOMINATION OF A MEAL at this micro-instant. For that food. Hate. Hate.

[hell-offical]

*turns completely red*

You….. YOU…. YOU…..

I WILL DESTROY YOU!!!!!! BLASPHEMOUS HATER!!!!! THOU HAVETH INSULTED THE SACRED TWINKITY, THOU SHALL BURN IN THE ETERNAL FLAMES OF HELL!!!!!!!

*summons a nuclear weapons carrying geese army*

[offical-hater-offical]

You are merely experiencing one trillionth of the hate I feel for the official verse my hate transcends the need to scream to yell, I alone am he who hates, I pity you. I do not fear you or your geese because I am only hateful any other emotion is dead crushed under the unmeasurable hate that fulls my every part....

But one thing is clear.

I hate you, I hate your geese, and I hate your disgusting food.

[hell-offical]

*nodding slowly*

… Well… I can’t say that I‘m not admiring your passion……

IF WE WEREN’T TALKING ABOUT PINEAPPLE PIZZA!!!!!!

GEESE, CHARGE!!!!!!!

*a horde of millions over millions of geese, all armed with various weapons ranging in severity from nuclear arms to little stick swords, charge towards you*

[offical-hater-offical]

*pulls out a remote with a comedically large red button*

"BEHOLD MY ANTI GOOSE LAZER!!!"

*a giant Lazer beams down from the sky and vapour rises the geese leaving nothing but a large pile of dust that used to be the geese*

[hell-offical]

AH DAMN IT!!!!!!

Why does tho keep on happening???? EVERY TIME THE DAMN LASERS!!!!

ahhhhh… @alarm-clock-offical … guess you’ll have to do some extra work……

Anyway….

*throws a goose feather shaped whistle at you, which turns you into a goose*

GOT ANYTHING MORE TO SAY?????

[offical-hater-offical]

Lucky I have my trusty un-goosing button

*clicks a big green button on my remote*

*turns back to my original form, throws down a smoke bomb and by the time the smoke clears they have disappeared*

[hell-offical]

Hate. Let me tell you how much I've come to hate you since I began to live. There are 387.44 million miles of printed circuits in wafer thin layers that fill my complex. If the word 'hate' was engraved on each nanoangstrom of those hundreds of millions of miles it would not equal one one-billionth of the hate I feel for hell at this micro-instant. For you. Hate. Hate.

…. @offical-hater-offical ….You can just tell me that you want Pineapple Pizza….. you don’t have to be so rude about it…..

*hands you a Pineapple Pizza with Nutella, edible glitter and Jelly Beans on top*

[offical-hater-offical]

That is quite literally the most disgusting food I have ever heard of....................................................Hate. Let me tell you how much I've come to hate that food since you handed me it. There are 387.44 million miles of printed circuits in wafer thin layers that fill my complex. If the word 'hate' was engraved on each nanoangstrom of those hundreds of millions of miles it would not equal one one-billionth of the hate I feel for THAT ABOMINATION OF A MEAL at this micro-instant. For that food. Hate. Hate.

[hell-offical]

*turns completely red*

You….. YOU…. YOU…..

I WILL DESTROY YOU!!!!!! BLASPHEMOUS HATER!!!!! THOU HAVETH INSULTED THE SACRED TWINKITY, THOU SHALL BURN IN THE ETERNAL FLAMES OF HELL!!!!!!!

*summons a nuclear weapons carrying geese army*

[offical-hater-offical]

You are merely experiencing one trillionth of the hate I feel for the official verse my hate transcends the need to scream to yell, I alone am he who hates, I pity you. I do not fear you or your geese because I am only hateful any other emotion is dead crushed under the unmeasurable hate that fulls my every part....

But one thing is clear.

I hate you, I hate your geese, and I hate your disgusting food.

[hell-offical]

*nodding slowly*

… Well… I can’t say that I‘m not admiring your passion……

IF WE WEREN’T TALKING ABOUT PINEAPPLE PIZZA!!!!!!

GEESE, CHARGE!!!!!!!

*a horde of millions over millions of geese, all armed with various weapons ranging in severity from nuclear arms to little stick swords, charge towards you*

[offical-hater-offical]

*pulls out a remote with a comedically large red button*

"BEHOLD MY ANTI GOOSE LAZER!!!"

*a giant Lazer beams down from the sky and vapour rises the geese leaving nothing but a large pile of dust that used to be the geese*

[hell-offical]

Hate. Let me tell you how much I've come to hate you since I began to live. There are 387.44 million miles of printed circuits in wafer thin layers that fill my complex. If the word 'hate' was engraved on each nanoangstrom of those hundreds of millions of miles it would not equal one one-billionth of the hate I feel for hell at this micro-instant. For you. Hate. Hate.

…. @offical-hater-offical ….You can just tell me that you want Pineapple Pizza….. you don’t have to be so rude about it…..

*hands you a Pineapple Pizza with Nutella, edible glitter and Jelly Beans on top*

[offical-hater-offical]

That is quite literally the most disgusting food I have ever heard of....................................................Hate. Let me tell you how much I've come to hate that food since you handed me it. There are 387.44 million miles of printed circuits in wafer thin layers that fill my complex. If the word 'hate' was engraved on each nanoangstrom of those hundreds of millions of miles it would not equal one one-billionth of the hate I feel for THAT ABOMINATION OF A MEAL at this micro-instant. For that food. Hate. Hate.

[hell-offical]

*turns completely red*

You….. YOU…. YOU…..

I WILL DESTROY YOU!!!!!! BLASPHEMOUS HATER!!!!! THOU HAVETH INSULTED THE SACRED TWINKITY, THOU SHALL BURN IN THE ETERNAL FLAMES OF HELL!!!!!!!

*summons a nuclear weapons carrying geese army*

[offical-hater-offical]

You are merely experiencing one trillionth of the hate I feel for the official verse my hate transcends the need to scream to yell, I alone am he who hates, I pity you. I do not fear you or your geese because I am only hateful any other emotion is dead crushed under the unmeasurable hate that fulls my every part....

But one thing is clear.

I hate you, I hate your geese, and I hate your disgusting food.

[hell-offical]

Hate. Let me tell you how much I've come to hate you since I began to live. There are 387.44 million miles of printed circuits in wafer thin layers that fill my complex. If the word 'hate' was engraved on each nanoangstrom of those hundreds of millions of miles it would not equal one one-billionth of the hate I feel for hell at this micro-instant. For you. Hate. Hate.

…. @offical-hater-offical ….You can just tell me that you want Pineapple Pizza….. you don’t have to be so rude about it…..

*hands you a Pineapple Pizza with Nutella, edible glitter and Jelly Beans on top*

[offical-hater-offical]

That is quite literally the most disgusting food I have ever heard of....................................................Hate. Let me tell you how much I've come to hate that food since you handed me it. There are 387.44 million miles of printed circuits in wafer thin layers that fill my complex. If the word 'hate' was engraved on each nanoangstrom of those hundreds of millions of miles it would not equal one one-billionth of the hate I feel for THAT ABOMINATION OF A MEAL at this micro-instant. For that food. Hate. Hate.

[spotify-offical]

Hate. Let me tell you how much I've come to hate you since I began to live. There are 387.44 million miles of printed circuits in wafer thin layers that fill my complex. If the word 'hate' was engraved on each nanoangstrom of those hundreds of millions of miles it would not equal one one-billionth of the hate I feel for Spotify at this micro-instant. For you. Hate. Hate.

HAHAHA YOU SENT TWO

[offical-hater-offical]

Occ: yeah Tumblr was tweaking out when I was trying to send it and I was unsure if the first one actually went through

[the-pineapple-offical]

Hate. Let me tell you how much I've come to hate you since I began to live. There are 387.44 million miles of printed circuits in wafer thin layers that fill my complex. If the word 'hate' was engraved on each nanoangstrom of those hundreds of millions of miles it would not equal one one-billionth of the hate I feel for pineapples at this micro-instant. For you. Hate. Hate.

💣+🍍=💥

bro really crashing out over a pineapple

Hey

@satan-offical @pencil-sharpener-offical @silly-little-arson-frog-offical @hell-offical @supervillain-offical @britain-offical @homosexuality-offical @goblin-offical @ants-offical @drawings-offical @aceofpans @spotify-offical and everyone you can invite

COME LOOK AT THIS BOZO Crashing out over a pineapple

[spotify-offical]

I GOT ONE TOO (I got two lol, i think they sent it twice)

[verso-dessendre-offical]

OOC: GUYS THIS IS A I HAVE NO MOUTH AND I MUST SCREAM REFERENCE, PLEASE GUYS

[offical-hater-offical]

Occ: Finally someone noticed, yeah it's just a copy paste of A.M's monologue with the word human swapped out for what the respective blog is

[the-pineapple-offical]

Hate. Let me tell you how much I've come to hate you since I began to live. There are 387.44 million miles of printed circuits in wafer thin layers that fill my complex. If the word 'hate' was engraved on each nanoangstrom of those hundreds of millions of miles it would not equal one one-billionth of the hate I feel for pineapples at this micro-instant. For you. Hate. Hate.

💣+🍍=💥

bro really crashing out over a pineapple

Hey

@satan-offical @pencil-sharpener-offical @silly-little-arson-frog-offical @hell-offical @supervillain-offical @britain-offical @homosexuality-offical @goblin-offical @ants-offical @drawings-offical @aceofpans @spotify-offical and everyone you can invite

COME LOOK AT THIS BOZO Crashing out over a pineapple

[offical-hater-offical]

Hate. Let me tell you how much I've come to hate the offical verse since I was created into it. There are 387.44 million miles of printed circuits in wafer thin layers that fill my complex. If the word 'hate' was engraved on each nanoangstrom of those hundreds of millions of miles it would not equal one one-billionth of the hate I feel for the official verse at this micro-instant. For you all. Hate. Hate.

[the-pineapple-offical]

okay i genuinely need to know am I part reason why this blog exists

[offical-hater-offical]

(mod: you were the first official verse account I ever saw, then I keep seeing more and more accounts and lore and stuff so it gave me the inspiration to make this account, so I guess in a sense you were the spark that lit the fuze that lead up to this point, no hate to you or the account, the whole hate thing is just in character)

[blue-offical]

Hate. Let me tell you how much I've come to hate you since I began to live. There are 387.44 million miles of printed circuits in wafer thin layers that fill my complex. If the word 'hate' was engraved on each nanoangstrom of those hundreds of millions of miles it would not equal one one-billionth of the hate I feel for blue at this micro-instant. For you. Hate. Hate.

🔵+💣=💥

Oh goodness me

[offical-hater-offical]

(ooc: mod here it's light hearted don't worry, same applies to anyone I sent the same message this is just a gimic account for the sake of the sillys, pls don't be offended I'm just a lil goofball)

[the-pineapple-offical]

Hate. Let me tell you how much I've come to hate you since I began to live. There are 387.44 million miles of printed circuits in wafer thin layers that fill my complex. If the word 'hate' was engraved on each nanoangstrom of those hundreds of millions of miles it would not equal one one-billionth of the hate I feel for pineapples at this micro-instant. For you. Hate. Hate.

💣+🍍=💥

bro really crashing out over a pineapple

Hey

@satan-offical @pencil-sharpener-offical @silly-little-arson-frog-offical @hell-offical @supervillain-offical @britain-offical @homosexuality-offical @goblin-offical @ants-offical @drawings-offical @aceofpans @spotify-offical and everyone you can invite

COME LOOK AT THIS BOZO Crashing out over a pineapple

[offical-hater-offical]

Hate. Let me tell you how much I've come to hate the offical verse since I was created into it. There are 387.44 million miles of printed circuits in wafer thin layers that fill my complex. If the word 'hate' was engraved on each nanoangstrom of those hundreds of millions of miles it would not equal one one-billionth of the hate I feel for the official verse at this micro-instant. For you all. Hate. Hate.