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if teenagers are ever being mean to you just pull out any miscellaneous item you have on you at the moment and make up some bullshit term to scare them

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teenagers: we are going to punch you me *pulling out spoon*: have you lot ever been Uncle Jimmied

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teenagers: we are going to kick you me *pulling out an electric toothbrush*: have you all ever experienced a Norwegian Christmas…

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teenagers: we are going to unlawfully take your money me *taking car keys out of my pocket*: say, have any of you ever had a Pacific Ocean Garbage Patch…….

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teenagers: we are going to call you mean names me *taking Costco brand pair of socks out of my purse*: it’s been a while since i gave someone a Tropic Of Capricorn………….

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teenagers: we’re violent just for the fun of it ! me *microwaving a hard-boiled egg*: you’re all about to get a Matthew Broderick Jr.

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teenagers: we are going to spread rumors about you me *getting out my tube of rash cream*: don’t force me to give you a Chinese Whistling Garden

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teenagers: we are about to physically assault you me *pulling out cantaloupe*: seems like you rapscallions have never heard of the Screaming Astronaut

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teenagers: we are going to commit felonies me *pulling out handfuls of spaghetti*: I’m sorry you all have to experience the Kansas Turnpike …

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teenagers: i am preparing to steal an automotive vehicle me *taking out a roll of dental floss*: keep this sort of behavior up and you’re going to get the Rick Astley’s Crochet

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teenagers: i plan to do acts of physical hooliganism! me *takes a Bop It out of my pocket*: I don’t normally do this but I’ll enjoy giving you a North Carolina Senator G.K. Butterfield

[animalbody]

if theres a day i dont reblog this assume i died

[ufo-offical]

*flies past*

[offical-offical-offical]

I think I'm depressed or something, often times i find myself feeling empty inside and wondering if i actually feel emotions

[leaderofthechildrenofthecreature]

I have enough blogs to make a post, reblog that post on a different blog, kungpow penis the reblog, reblog that talking about the kungpow penis thing, and still have some left over

[edgarallenpoe-tencially-autistic]

No you don't, dumbass

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[spaghettihell]

Going to bed now yall kinda don’t wanna wake up sweet dreams

[dawn-platinum-cascade-plus]

You better wake up so you can

USE DAWN PLATINUM CASCADE PLUS TO GET THE BEST CLEAN YOUR DISHES WILL EVER HAVE! JUST SCRAPE, LOAD, SND TURN ON YOUR DISHWASHER AND YOUR DISHES WILL BE CLEANER THAN EVER BEFORE

[spaghettihell]

I hope I don’t wake up x 2 now

[offical-offical-offical]

No but seriesously wake up tmmr

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[utilitybill-deactivated20251201]

Okay I found an inn that does a monthly rate that won't kill me dead. Slept by some train tracks last night. If I e-beg some more, don't hold it against me. I have ant bites on my face.

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Okay, so

I AM TRANSGENDER, HOMELESS, AND IN DESPERATE NEED OF HELP

I've been fully unhoused for going on two months. I work a full-time job, but it just isn't enough. Between being homeless AND trans , finding a second job has been next to impossible. Red state moment.

Hygiene has become a major issue. I need medicine for my feet. I have developed an infection, and I am so scared it will worsen. I can't do medical bills, on top of all of this.

I've found an inn that will let me stay a month for $850. This is the equivalent of an entire paycheck for me, but I don't have another choice. I need to GET INDOORS so my medical problems don't progress further.

Being able to store food, and sleep somewhere safe, BATHE REGULARLY, will make such a huge difference for me, in terms of my overall health, and the ability to work a second job.

Please help if you can. I know money is tight for everyone right now, but I am truly in a BAD spot.

Anything helps, and is endlessly appreciated.

$Jdscrdl $Jdscrdl $Jdscrdl

[spaghettihell]

Chat is rugby gay

Who is that

And yes

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The sport

[spaghettihell]

That’s a lot of officals you got there

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I have other offical blogs too

[spaghettihell]

🫵 LESBANE

🫵 LEBANESE

🫵 LESS BIEN

UHH HOW DO WRITE

🫵 GIRL WHO GIRLS

GIRLS WHERE?????? WHERE WHERE WHERE WHERE

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Under there

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UNDER WHERE???

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[spaghettihell]

Chat is rugby gay

Who is that

And yes

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The sport

[jeff-offical]

Okay- Listen up kids. Now seems like a good time to teach you all about Safe Protesting.

My mum does lots of protests, and so did my grandad, my uncle still does. All three of them are/were part of Extinction Rebellion.

My mum has taught me how to safe protest, and you should know too.

One: Shut the fuck up. Don't tell anyone except who you're going with what the plan is. Tell people where you're going, and when you expect to be back, but NOT what the plan is. When the cops talk to them, it'll help them convict you.

Two: What to wear? A covid-19 facemask, for starters. Obscures your face, and if the cops use gas it'll help there. Sunglasses, or glasses aswell, are also good, because they protect your face. If you're doing something like stopping traffic or trains, wear Hi-Vis vests.

Three: Floppy! When the cops arrest you, go limp. It makes it harder for them to pick you up, you're not resisting arrest (don't quote me on that), it makes to cops look bad, and they'll need four to five people to pick you up, and makes the cops look bad.

Four: Have protest buddies+a safe meeting place. This will help you find each other if you get seperated, and having more people around you keeps you safe.

Five: Bring. Water. You NEED to bring a water bottle. Snacks and a first-aid kit are HIGHLY recommended. A coat, aswell, for if it gets cold, and sunscreen and a sunhat. You want to avoid getting hurt by nature at a protest.

Six: Non-violent direct action is what I hope you're doing, so don't push anyone or fight the police.

This was bought to you by my Woke-as-fuck mother and me! PLEASE SPREAD.

@homosexuality-offical @satan-offical @spotify-offical @catboy-offical @femboy-offical @doctor-who-offical GUYS PLASE THIS IS IMPORTANT

[spaghettihell]

I’ve had a few days where I’m like “I hope every day is like this” and they are honestly extremely average days like I just wake up at a decent hour work on some projects I enjoy get work done and go to bed at a reasonable hour. I have only had like four of these.

[offical-offical-offical]

It's okay to just like simplicity, nothing too big, nothin to boring or depressing, just, normal, ya know

[spaghettihell]

You know who I am

You at least have a guess

Nope no guesses

[offical-offical-offical]

Lies, you know me and my 16 alts

[dead-cthulhu-band]

hey guys random silly poll for no particular reason would you *hypothetically* find it annoying if someone *hypothetically* constantly said you smelt bad when they also smell bad

yes

no

Voting ended onAug 25, 2025

Just a random *hypothetical* question for no particular reason

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Who the hell said no?

[following-every-offical-burntou]

I'm trying to follow every offical!

Hi! I'm trying to follow every offical literally just as a counter for how many there are! Please make me aware of more officals!

Also, this account is on an email I made solely for this purpose, so if I don't immediately follow, it's because I might only be checking once or twice a day. I will follow eventually. I promise!

(I am a minor!)

Edit: I am so so so so sorry for not making it clear;

Offical✅️ Official ❌️

[grim-reaper-offical]

Durian

(no you fucking aren't)

whatever helps you sleep at night... You don't sleep at night.

[offical-offical-offical]

You're right... It's like 1 30 am rn

[snipemeout]

Did you like my bone jokes?

No. Try harder buddy

[leaderofthechildrenofthecreature]

Fuck

[iburntthewateragain]

seems like your humor is pretty boned

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I'll bone you

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what

[leaderofthechildrenofthecreature]

You saw what I wrote

Unless you're dsylexic

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kcuf uoy

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gnorw tib ym gniod er'uoY

[iburntthewateragain]

“you’re doing my bit wrong”

I’ll send cat snortin crack to your location.

[offical-offical-offical]

Stop knowing all my fourteen blogs dude wtf

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Me

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And

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My

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Thirteen

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Different

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Fucking

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Blogs

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Trying

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