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i don't want to hate, but lightly shit talk. i'm not ship-bashing, i'm being playful about it. i want everyone to know i'm not serious and i am just joshing around. why can't we hate in a lighthearted manner? why must everything get us beaten in the town square?

#PLEASE bring back hating so we may all be free #because i wanna talk about my everything bagel and that nothing burger #but if i say who it is #i'm going to be shot #but i'm not being serious ok i even out them in my fics 💔#ship wars #are very dumb #bring back hating

when an obviously lesbian character gets a male love interest, an angel loses its wings.....

#claudia donovan #i'm looking at you #warehouse 13

angeloncewas

I think way more people would attend church if you could do it spontaneously

angeloncewas

But alas! The only place you can go spontaneously is the bar

deathbirdchild

or a waffle house

#but not everyone is gifted with such options

unheardoracle

If Your Scene Feels Lifeless, Someone Is Being Too Polite

Stories stall when everyone behaves. Real tension appears when someone:

• asks the wrong question • says something they shouldn’t • notices something uncomfortable • refuses to drop the topic • misunderstands something important • interrupts at the worst moment

Conflict doesn’t always look like shouting.

ariaste

Couple more options for tension:

They want something REALLY REALLY REALLY bad, but for some reason they can't ask for it -- or can't have it even if they did ask.

They don't notice something that the audience HAS noticed (like in a horror movie when the monster is sneaking up behind the protagonist, or if someone drinks a glass of unboiled water during a cholera outbreak because they don't know about germ theory)

Takes a risk (or otherwise does something they "shouldn't" do) which the audience has to sit through for a prolongued period of time (e.g. slips away from the party to go into the host's private office and rifle through their papers before the guards catch them)

Loses when they thought they were going to win

#so useful #but i thought this was about scene as in local music scene or something #and i was like yeah mine is boring

"give your faves your issues" ok, but now when i look at my fics i get extremely embarrassed by the mistakes i've made and i can no longer update them. such is life, i'm afraid.

#writers on tumblr #ao3 writer #i was genuinely onto something though #giving them all substance abuse issues and then experiencing the worst ego death since 2021 #now i have to find a therapist because normal people can stop drinking whenever they want #i actually can't see a blank document because i don't wanna HEAR it from myself like what do i write about now????#and that's something i don't hear people talking about when it comes to sobriety #you don't know who you are without it but you don't want to live with it

corneliaavenue-ao3

Reblog to give prev the power to write their fanfiction

gnar-slabdash

Reblog to give prev the TIME to write their fanfiction

cutebutalsostabby

Reblog to give prev the hocus focus to write their fanfiction.

septic-dr-schneep

Reblog to give prev the energy to write their fanfiction

imsopopfly

Reblog to give prev the executive function to write their fanfiction

#i'm actually your biggest fan

getting back into lunarry. no one is safe when my google doc is open.

#lunarry #text #hp #i just love how weird they are #bc they're odd but they're odd together <3

went to the gym and actually had a good time. this is the worst day of my life.

#day six of sobriety #and in one of those now #text #shitpost

the fun thing about writing is that no one has to see it. you can gatekeep your work. no one needs to know. it'll be between you and your laptop.

#writers on tumblr #ao3 writer #i literally wont let anyone i know read them #i do not gaf #this is my world and none of them can live in it #and thank GODDDD

havinganormalone

Fanfiction is insane. You can write porn so good you make friends.

#you can make your faves so miserable you make friends

the life-span of an edible.

1. this is gonna help me calm down before bed!

2. *giggle giggle giggle giggle giggle giggle*

3. i cannot look in the mirror for my reflection is its own. she no longer moves in tandem with my mortal shell. her hands lay upon false prophet glass as they reach towards me. i am taken inside the mirror, and i see nothing.

#weed smoking girlfriend #edibles #weed #i am high right now actually #cause this is the only substance i don't find addictive #one day sober technically #!!!!

came to the conclusion that i'm struggling with alcoholism. this is not cash money.

#tw substance abuse #sobriety #not a hot dog post sorry