it might feel monumental

but you're doing fine matt - 25 - aotearoa nz

[parkchanwoohoo]

Genuinely evil and dark-sided to put the periods between the letters in "milf" and "dilf." Like what is M.I.L.F. that is a supervillain organization composed entirely of cougars. Whoa that's a great idea actually post canceled hold on

[rylandgraces]

i think if i were a jedi i would make it my life mission to make yoda angry. i would give anything to hear his little goblin voice mutter the words “thin fucking ice, you are on” and click his little cane on the ground. i would do anything. kick him as im walking and be like “oh sorry didnt see you there.” go with him to the market and try to buy him for four credits and say “oh my bad i thought you were a head of cabbage.” raise all the chairs in the jedi temple just an inch. catch him while he’s sleeping and paint his little nails and then be like “odd that someone caught you slippin master yoda. wonder who could have done that.” leave crumbs in his seat in the jedi council. i mean i would do anything

[deadelated]

indeed...

[tumbwr]

[leomacgivena]

XユーザーのB ☁️さん：「」

[dykerightsmp3]

the fact that Reylo discourse is now almost entirely 'is this ship toxic :)' always throws me off so much because I genuinely think the MUCH bigger issue with Reylo was that it pushed a black man to the side as Not Love Interest Material in favor of a white nazi. Like the issue is that shipping Reylo arrived transparently because people did not care about the black man – which I know, because the ship became popular before we even had The Last Jedi! When they'd barely interacted! If Kylo were black and Finn were white, Reylo would not be popular and it would never have become canon in any way, and I do think a refusal to grapple with that is honestly very embarrassing.

[athenxt]

THEY HIT THE FUCKING PENTAGON, SUPERWHOLCOK ACKNOWLEDGED IN 2026

[cuppydogshane]

podracer Sebulba notably absent from swift-kelce wedding attendees............

[conesalvie]

"im joking"

- the joker

[gayweeddaddy69]

why do you hate swifties so much

because they aligned themselves with the treacherous count dooku

[yellbug]

modesty

[crawfishcomic]

Recruitment

[orcboxer]

[floodnetworks]

[librarycards]

i think fat girls should walk around in crop tops booty shorts buzzcuts dyed hair piercings no bra killing and maiming all who stand in their way with weapons before sitting down for some yummy ice cream and so forth. it's the only way.

[perfectday1972]

how many piercings do you have

0!!!!

1-2

2-4

4-6

6-8

8-10

10+

15+

20+

nuance (put it in the comments)

Voting ended onJul 2

[footlongdingledong]

advice for men?

dont use bleach on cat piss it makes mustard gas

[footlongdingledong]

advice for women?

dont use bleach on cat piss it makes mustard gas