2 grunge 4 kawaii

[killer-beans]

*removes headphones to make sure random ass noise was part of the song and not psychosis*

[moveslikekeithrichards]

[medievalthymes]

what do you MEAN they don’t have gregorian chants at this karaoke bar? what kind of establishment is this?

[dingdongyouarewrong]

imagine being the woman at the end of 50 first dates and you wake up heavily pregnant with no memory of how you got there and all you have there is a dvd that tells you you’re married now and have been for the last five years. literally a horror movie premise

[dingdongyouarewrong]

oh and it’s to adam sandler. you find out via saw dvd that you’re having adam sandler’s baby

[funnytwittertweets]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[drugstoreperfume]

im writing this email and wishing you well mama we all go to hell

[juztgurlythingz]

[donckasters]

I come onto tumblr for the first time today and I see this and then it’s just time to close this app for a while

[melisscan]

[creepish]

People are always like I can’t tell if you’re joking or being serious and it’s just like I can’t tell either. Hope this helps ❤️

[honigimohr]

where’s my oscar for acting like i’m not falling apart

[dumbsona]

is it just me or we all kinda stubid

[pwesident]

reblog if you’ve never used the braincell

[snotdad]

the what

[pwesident]

yeah

[tealesbian]

this is the funniest thing i’ve read all year

[yekkes]

This is still probably my favorite tweet of all time

[imnotnoura-deactivated20190728]

tumblr is like a group therapy with no therapist.

[c3po]

what's your type?

type of what

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

Blood

[c3po]

oh red

[shadowsource]

I went to one of Idris’ most powerful warlocks, Ragnor Fell. He warned me that in the future, your brother would only leave death and destruction in his wake.