Ma'am is this your Tom Jones corpse?

Ariel / she/her / 26 ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[officermisspauling]

yo im never here anymore but i went and remade my main 

[memories]

I regret to inform you I’m #y i k e s trash.

[luxuagenda]

Wanna help out your favorite Texas gays?

hi, my name is kait, aka jocuments! i don’t get great hours at my job, so i’m offering commissions to try and bring in some extra money so that me and my wife @officermisspauling can actually afford bills and groceries at the same time. if you’re interested in helping out and want some art (or writing) in exchange, hit me up anytime!

oh, speaking of writing…

you can now get drabbles from me, if you feel so inclined! drabbles will be offered via ko-fi only, but you’ve got plenty of options. check out the read more below for more details.

can’t afford commissions? that’s totally cool! you can also support me by checking out my youtube, twitch (more streaming soon, don’t worry), and following me on twitter.

thanks y’all!

EXAMPLES AND MORE DETAILS BELOW!

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[luxuagenda]

every now and again u need to flip the femme/butch dynamic, just to mix things up a little

[keybladeempire]

Kingdom Hearts franchise in one cutscene:

[luxuagenda]

The doctor… is IN! Mercy vs FFA deathmatch is up now!

[officermisspauling]

I feel like I could completely disappear and maybe one person would notice

[kirari-senpai-deactivated202506]

KIRBY CAFE

By artist : @ouya296

Source : twitter

[hattedhedgehog]

Literally no trope emotionally fucks me up faster than “Character outlives their lover by many years and at the end of their life their lover comes to escort them from the world” like I only have to think about it hypothetically to start crying.

[mudkipsareevil-blog]

His name’s James Baxter. He just travels around, on his beach ball, making people happy!

[taylorswiftsthighs]

I don’t understand how people can leave tumblr. I’ve been here since 2009 - I couldn’t leave even if I wanted to. 

[felinetay]

i really believe that anyone who made an account between 2009-2011 unknowingly signed a contract with the devil and now we’re all trapped here until the website finally dies like leaving has never been an option in the first place

[captain-acab]

*Lemony Snicket voice* The word ‘poison’ here can mean many things. ‘Poison’ may literally refer to the presence of an unwashed llama in a stream from which a nearby village likely collects its drinking water. Likewise, it may figuratively refer to the effect of greed and isolation on the priorities of a young ruler, or the machinations of a villainous royal advisor on the health and wellbeing of said young ruler. In this case, however, ‘poison’ most literally refers to the poison, the poison for Kuzco, the poison chosen especially to kill Kuzco, Kuzco’s poison… That poison.

[ohifonlyx33]

i feel like i was just rick-rolled

[bedupolker]

Pokecember 1: Bug type. Anorith, ye olde shrimp Pokemon.

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[wormtitty]

“what the fuck is wrong with me?” i ask, fully aware of the mood, personality, and anxiety disorders i have

[bluebloodtanuki-bbt]

They have the same energy.

[valtsv]

remember when you were a kid and whenever your parents came into the room while you were doing something for pleasure like looking at something on the computer or watching tv and you’d immediately close the thing like you’d just been caught watching porn when you were actually doing nothing wrong this post was made by strict parents with no boundaries gang

[valtsv]

my dad: walks into the room while i’m playing club penguin the family computer

me:

[latibulelove]

not to be dramatic but people with chronic health conditions are literally 10000% stronger than you give them credit for