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Aqua Utopia｜海の底で記憶を紡ぐ
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
JVL
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@badboynixon
My Fellow Americans,
I am Richard Milhous Nixon, 37th President of the United States of America.
DNI: Communists and Lightgassers. Also @badboynixon. STOP HACKING INTO MY BLOG GODDAMMIT!!!! 😡😡😡🤬
Currently Engaged to my former political rival, John F. Kennedy!
May God bless you, and may God bless the United States of America! 🇺🇸🗽🦅
WHOOAA DON'T WORRY, DICKY BOY! I WON'T HACK INTO YOUR BLOG AGAIN UNTIL MY BLOG REACHES 69 FOLLOWERS!
That's when I post
HOLE
on main! 😈😈😈😈
He is my princess diana
you cant smoke your weed and eat it too
wore my thigh high boots on a walk today and we had to take a path through some long grass and while everyone else was rolling their pants into their socks and putting on jackets to protect themselves from ticks i was standing there smug as hell in my thigh high leather boots.
a hoe never gets lyme disease
They have imprisoned me under Cinderella Castle for trying to fuck Walt Disney's cryogenically frozen head
Marry Me?
I'm taken
Ahh, fair enough. Let me know if you babes are ever looking for a unicorn! 😉
They have imprisoned me under Cinderella Castle for trying to fuck Walt Disney's cryogenically frozen head
Marry Me?
mature, drug and alcohol addiction, violence, sexual themes
AWWWWW HEELLLLL YYEEEAAAHHHH!!!!
I want to fuck your throat
my thrussy!?!?
sorry for being dramatic but this post did irreparable damage to the english language
Horrible job, everyone! Thank you!
my bad damn
World Heritage Post
HELL YEAH!
crimer @marquis-de-sade-official plussed "Leck mich im Arsch in B-Flat Major, K. 231" by Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart, Chamber Choir Of Europe, Nicol Matt to playlist "Evil Women and Depraved Men" Big Brother is watching you
WHOOOAAA THAT'S BAD BOY NIXON'S FAVORITE MOZART SONG!
Is this safe space? 🥺🥺
Does anyone else enjoy slurping up period blood like it's V8 juice?
insanely funny that they put anti-piracy ads on actual legit dvds back in the day. "hey you, person who presumably bought this dvd the legal way and doesn't pirate. here's an annoying ad we're going to make you watch. by the way did you know there's a way to download and watch this shit for free? well you do now. please don't use it. bye bye". i can't believe it didn't work out for them
if cannibalism was legal would you try it?
yes
no
tumblr being the website of cannibalism talk and the moral discussions of it im curious what the consensus is if it was actually legal.
PLEASE elaborate in the tags on reasonings, etc.
Let's be real - if you voted no, you're a liar.
Damn, Dick! And I thought I was the Bad Boy...
The Yonkers Statesman, New York, August 14, 1931
Not
Enough
Dildos
"There was toast upon toast, often with mao-ti, an incendiary brandy. (Upon returning home, Nixon sought to determine just how flammable the liquor was, and almost set the First Family on fire.)"
- John A. Farrell, Richard Nixon: The Life
...what.
Bad Boy Nixon
WHOOOAAA HEY THAT'S ME!
Earlier today, I had the following interaction at the pharmacy at the local Consumer Value Store:
Me: Hey, Doc. Could I please buy like 40 boxes of your finest pseudoephedrine?
Pharmacist: Uh, sorry, we actually have a limit to the amount of pseudoephedrine we're allowed to let 1 customer buy with each purchase. I'm pretty sure I can only sell you 2 boxes. Is that all right?
Me: Ooh, that's gonna be a problem for me, Doc. You see, I don't actually have any nasal congestion. I'm actually planning on using the pseudoephedrine to manufacture a whole bunch of methamphetamine.
Pharmacist: ...What.
Me: Yeah, so you see, I need a whole bunch of pseudoephedrine, basically as much as you can give me. You know, so I can use it to make methamphetamine. So could you please make an exception, just this once?
Pharmacist: Um... Let me... Let me quick go speak to my manager...
Me: Thanks, Doc! You're a life-saver.
10 minutes later, as police are escorting me out of the store in cuffs:
Me: Hey, it was a prank!! It was just a praaaannkkkk!! I plead the 3rd amendment! Or 25th amendment?? Which amendment is the "It's just a prank" amendment? IT WAS A PRANK, BRO!!
There's only one amendment you need to know and that's the fifth amendment - also known as the SHUT THE FUCK UP AND STOP INCRIMINATING YOURSELF, YOU ARE MAKING YOUR DEFENSE ATTORNEY'S JOB HARDER amendment. 🙄🙄🙄
