Seth

Adam and Eve's favorite son, Cain and Abel's favorite brother, player of games and trader of crypto He him

[seth--offical]

Hey guys I joined tumbler. My parents are always on it, might as well see what the hype is about lmao.

I guess I'll introduce myself.? Im Seth, thirdborn son of Adam and Eve. I didn't invent original sin, murder, or dying, so I think I'm doing better than the rest of my family lol.

I have a podcast and I stream on twitch. Dm me if u want my handle, this site has a reputation and I'm not gonna open myself up to trolls

I'm a guy so use he him when talking about me, thanks.

Oh um @official--eve @adam--official @adam-offical @cain-official @abel-official @archangel-gabriel-offical @archangel-uriel-offical Im on here now. Be warned I guess

Owner speaking, Seth is a DICK who SUCKS. feel free to bully & ragebait him. Anything he says that's hostile is completely in character and his actions do not reflect my feelings or opinions

[god-offical]

I’m going to give humans free will, what are they going to do, stop worshipping me?

[annoyedbreadstick]

I'm going to hit my brother with a rock

[god-offical]

Let’s not. Let’s not be so hasty man

[woke-larry]

Murdering is not woke...

@abel-official @seth--offical @abelsfavouritesheep-official

[seth--offical]

DO IT DO IT DO IT @cain-official I'LL GET THE POPCORN PLEASE PLEASE DO IT PLEASE

[seth--offical]

Balls

[shitpost-centeral]

@seth--offical how does it feel to be irrelevant

[seth--offical]

i don't know, I've never experienced it 😐 how does it feel to SUCK?

[shitpost-centeral]

Yea I suck! I suck your mother!!

[seth--offical]

@official--eve MOM!!!!! I'm being bullied by this DORK 😐😐

[shitpost-centeral]

@seth--offical how does it feel to be irrelevant

[seth--offical]

i don't know, I've never experienced it 😐 how does it feel to SUCK?

[seth--offical]

I ate a frozen eggo for breakfast. My pc got up to like 110° Celsius so I gotta stop playing for a while until I can convince mom to buy me a new cooling system. Life is hardddddd

[abel-official]

Mum is never going to let you get a new PC

[seth--offical]

Yeah I know.. that's why I stole your credit card

[troy-bolton]

REASONS TO BE NICE TO PEOPLE:

why the fuck do you need reasons just be nice to people omfg

[abel-official]

@cain-official

[seth--offical]

im ALSO a dick. Why didn’t you tag ME??

[abel-official]

Well, you have to admit that being stones to death is more of a nuisance than occasionally moving the cereals so they are not in alphabetical order

[seth--offical]

i don't have to admit SHIT. also I took the marshmallows out of the lucky charms. Have fun with your unlucky charms, loser. I hope they taste like ass

[troy-bolton]

REASONS TO BE NICE TO PEOPLE:

why the fuck do you need reasons just be nice to people omfg

[abel-official]

@cain-official

[seth--offical]

im ALSO a dick. Why didn't you tag ME??

[seth--offical]

I ate a frozen eggo for breakfast. My pc got up to like 110° Celsius so I gotta stop playing for a while until I can convince mom to buy me a new cooling system. Life is hardddddd

[seth--offical]

I'm sething it I'm sething it I'm sething it I'm sething it I'm sething it

[blorbospinninhouseplant]

The officalverse is just a lesson in surrealism. Satan is a 15 year old girl, a computer and its keyboard and mouse are in a platonic polycule, communism makes shitposts, there's grass yaouri, there's a guy only known as man who we're not sure is human but he has like 4 fridges and a family tree shaped like a ladder, and we're all just people

[laciffo-natas]

And me

[seth--offical]

i too am in this episode

[guiltfactory]

[guiltfactory]

[brehaaorgana]

I think u mean:

[official--eve]

Donotgettheseformysonsitsnotfunnydonotgettheseformysonsitsnotfunny

[seth--offical]

Okay, just ignoring the superior brother. I see how it is

[fortnite--offical]

uh how i do start interacting with other offical blogs

i guess ill just

drop myself here

[seth--offical]

yooo love this game 🔥🔥

[abel-official]

@the-real-gmail is bitching to me, and shouted, help I'm scared

[abel-official]

@official--eve mum, help

[the-real-gmail]

Your mum can't save you now

[abel-official]

Yes, unfortunately my family now follow me online

[archangel-gabriel-offical]

we're interesting i promise

totally...

[abel-official]

And very normal...

[archangel-gabriel-offical]

that too, so normal, very very average

[abel-official]

And I have a healthy relationship with my beloved brother.... @cain-official

[cain-official]

We’re best bros

[seth--offical]

and fuck BOTH of you for leaving me out again

[cool-guy-offical]

im sooooooooooo cool😎

[seth--offical]

not as cool as ME, bro 😑 one of us is gonna have to give up the pfp

[seth--offical]

Hey guys I joined tumbler. My parents are always on it, might as well see what the hype is about lmao.

I guess I'll introduce myself.? Im Seth, thirdborn son of Adam and Eve. I didn't invent original sin, murder, or dying, so I think I'm doing better than the rest of my family lol.

I have a podcast and I stream on twitch. Dm me if u want my handle, this site has a reputation and I'm not gonna open myself up to trolls

I'm a guy so use he him when talking about me, thanks.

Oh um @official--eve @adam--official @adam-offical @cain-official @abel-official @archangel-gabriel-offical @archangel-uriel-offical Im on here now. Be warned I guess

(blog owner writing, Seth is a dick and anything he says does not reflect my opinions! It's making me cringe being such an asshole lol. I hope this is okay, I think you guys r cool and I want to be a part of it (⁠｡⁠•̀⁠ᴗ⁠-⁠)⁠✧ thanks y'all!)

[everyday-things-addict]

why are you @cool-guy-offical ?

[seth--offical]

This will be dealt with

[satan-offical]

gabriel told uriel that they can't swear in front of me but little do they know I know the word stupid-head

[seth--offical]

@archangel-gabriel-offical let me say one swear please it would be so fucking funny

[archangel-gabriel-offical]

after some thinking- yeah okay just one though

[seth--offical]

shidfartpussdickscrotumfuckbuttholeballpenisass 😇

[archangel-gabriel-offical]

ok, i giggled, however, thats uhhh 1 2 3 4 5...thats 10 different swears and i only said you could say one, low brow comedy man

[seth--offical]

I also said one in my first reblog :)