The Phantom

(Gimmick Blog) Ancient of Space High King of the Infinite Realms Fuck billionaires.

[scramratz]

i am different than cis men. im better

[loriboriboos]

My turtle is pregnant right now. This has nothing to do with art nor Danny Phantom but I'm proud of my turtle, so I'm sharing it anyway.

[thephantomoffical]

congrats 🎉

[theartofmadeline]

happy pride to the gay people in my computer <3

[thephantomoffical]

I came on this app for content and all I’m getting is what the sneef im snorfin here.

Can’t say I’m disappointed.

[thephantomoffical]

Not to be dramatic but I would die in my horrific accident over and over for eternity if I got to listen to EVERYTHING I’VE EVER WANTED transition into DOIT4ME while it was happening.

There is no pain in the universe that can stop a beat that hard.

[james-offical]

I am learning.

Mac and cheese has mac in it.

but what is “mac”?

m = mac

a = and

c = cheese

Somebody call a scientist!

[thephantomoffical]

mac is macaroni. it’s a noodle shape. this is good too, though.

[thephantomoffical]

I haven’t been posting lately but honestly it’s because I only come on this app to see new pics of Flambae’s ass. That man is so fucking fine.

[dapperdoodlenoodle]

Real. Here are some photos of Flambae’s ass.

He’s having a little snack. A tad bit grainy.

He still has his tramp stamp in my heart. You can’t prove it’s not just under the suit now.

Did I pause frame by frame to get these shots? Yes, yes I did. Hate to see him go; love to watch him leave iykwim.

The ever iconic fridge scene.

Yes, I have all these photos on hand saved in my camera roll. They’re for emergencies.

His chest and ass are literal semi-circles in his side profile. My eyes are straying.

[thephantomoffical]

It’s a perfect day to be gay.

[thephantomoffical]

I haven’t been posting lately but honestly it’s because I only come on this app to see new pics of Flambae’s ass. That man is so fucking fine.

[thephantomoffical]

finally listened to that new olivia rodrigo song and no one is allowed to speak to me ever again.

[stupiditysholy]

So my grandma said “can you please write a book before I die” to me recently so guess who’s writing a book! Me, apparently.

Stay tuned. It’s gonna be like, a Footloose situation with magic involved. You’ll see.

[thephantomoffical]

that is some high level manipulation right there. or…

encouragement?

[supergrinch]

reblog to be eaten by this thing

[killer-offical]

gonna tie up some folks and torture them, anyone willing to be my victim

[thephantomoffical]

chat am I supposed to do something about this guy…?

[killer-offical]

no you just leave me alone. unless you wanna be my next victim :333

[thephantomoffical]

so I’m already dead and also kind of a god

[killer-offical]

gods can be tortured

[thephantomoffical]

I mean, I guess… don’t know how you’re gonna do any worse than those scientists who vivisected me though…

[killer-offical]

I torture people for fun (NOT a kink, you freaks, you know who are you) I don't really care if someones done worse in the past

[thephantomoffical]

Right, that’s fine. I just mean I’m not scared of being your next victim, dude. I’m more concerned for the safety of the general public since I’m, like, a retired superhero and stuff.

[killer-offical]

gonna tie up some folks and torture them, anyone willing to be my victim

[thephantomoffical]

chat am I supposed to do something about this guy…?

[killer-offical]

no you just leave me alone. unless you wanna be my next victim :333

[thephantomoffical]

so I’m already dead and also kind of a god

[killer-offical]

gods can be tortured

[thephantomoffical]

I mean, I guess… don’t know how you’re gonna do any worse than those scientists who vivisected me though…

[killer-offical]

gonna tie up some folks and torture them, anyone willing to be my victim

[thephantomoffical]

chat am I supposed to do something about this guy…?

[killer-offical]

no you just leave me alone. unless you wanna be my next victim :333

[thephantomoffical]

so I’m already dead and also kind of a god

[satan-offical]

Micheal Jackson isn't in hell btw

[satan-offical]

MICHAEL JACKSON ISN'T IN HELL EITHER FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

[pavement-offical]

am I stupid what's the difference

[thephantomoffical]

ae

[satan-offical]

WHAT THE FUCK IS HOCO?!!!!

[thephantomoffical]

homecoming. a home football game and an excuse for alumni to relive peaking in high school. also there’s a dance.

[killer-offical]

gonna tie up some folks and torture them, anyone willing to be my victim

[thephantomoffical]

chat am I supposed to do something about this guy…?