The Phantom

(Gimmick Blog) Ancient of Space High King of the Infinite Realms Fuck billionaires.

[thephantomoffical]

finally listened to that new olivia rodrigo song and no one is allowed to speak to me ever again.

[stupiditysholy]

So my grandma said “can you please write a book before I die” to me recently so guess who’s writing a book! Me, apparently.

Stay tuned. It’s gonna be like, a Footloose situation with magic involved. You’ll see.

[thephantomoffical]

that is some high level manipulation right there. or…

encouragement?

[supergrinch]

reblog to be eaten by this thing

[killer-offical]

gonna tie up some folks and torture them, anyone willing to be my victim

[thephantomoffical]

chat am I supposed to do something about this guy…?

[killer-offical]

no you just leave me alone. unless you wanna be my next victim :333

[thephantomoffical]

so I’m already dead and also kind of a god

[killer-offical]

gods can be tortured

[thephantomoffical]

I mean, I guess… don’t know how you’re gonna do any worse than those scientists who vivisected me though…

[killer-offical]

I torture people for fun (NOT a kink, you freaks, you know who are you) I don't really care if someones done worse in the past

[thephantomoffical]

Right, that’s fine. I just mean I’m not scared of being your next victim, dude. I’m more concerned for the safety of the general public since I’m, like, a retired superhero and stuff.

[killer-offical]

gonna tie up some folks and torture them, anyone willing to be my victim

[thephantomoffical]

chat am I supposed to do something about this guy…?

[killer-offical]

no you just leave me alone. unless you wanna be my next victim :333

[thephantomoffical]

so I’m already dead and also kind of a god

[killer-offical]

gods can be tortured

[thephantomoffical]

I mean, I guess… don’t know how you’re gonna do any worse than those scientists who vivisected me though…

[killer-offical]

gonna tie up some folks and torture them, anyone willing to be my victim

[thephantomoffical]

chat am I supposed to do something about this guy…?

[killer-offical]

no you just leave me alone. unless you wanna be my next victim :333

[thephantomoffical]

so I’m already dead and also kind of a god

[satan-offical]

Micheal Jackson isn't in hell btw

[satan-offical]

MICHAEL JACKSON ISN'T IN HELL EITHER FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

[pavement-offical]

am I stupid what's the difference

[thephantomoffical]

ae

[satan-offical]

WHAT THE FUCK IS HOCO?!!!!

[thephantomoffical]

homecoming. a home football game and an excuse for alumni to relive peaking in high school. also there’s a dance.

[killer-offical]

gonna tie up some folks and torture them, anyone willing to be my victim

[thephantomoffical]

chat am I supposed to do something about this guy…?

[killer-offical]

here's a bomb 💣 I'm gonna. like. go.

[james-offical]

oh no 💣 I don’t want this I think

[thephantomoffical]

I’ll take it 💣. I’m already dead anyway.

[james-offical]

Thy sacrifice will- 💥💥💥💥💥

[thephantomoffical]

So… it didn’t do anything. I’m kind of… disappointed.

[killer-offical]

here's a bomb 💣 I'm gonna. like. go.

[james-offical]

oh no 💣 I don’t want this I think

[thephantomoffical]

I’ll take it 💣. I’m already dead anyway.

[killer-offical]

but what if its a bomb that can also kill ghosts.

[thephantomoffical]

Then the bomb assumes my throne by right of conquest or something?

[homosexuality-offical]

why are monsters so freaky?

My favorite flavor, orange dreams, is absolutely delicious. It taste like a fan of cream, it’s amazing. However, the text on top of the can is not exactly tasteful.

wickedly creamy

NOBODY TRUSTS MW ITS SO GOOD I SWEAR IM NOT A FREAK

[homosexuality-offical]

MONSTER ENERGY GUYS OMG

[thephantomoffical]

My favorite flavor of monster energy is that one with the pirate ship on it. I wish I liked the green one because I look sick holding it but respectfully, it’s ass.

[killer-offical]

here's a bomb 💣 I'm gonna. like. go.

[james-offical]

oh no 💣 I don’t want this I think

[thephantomoffical]

I’ll take it 💣. I’m already dead anyway.

[alyricadaykeeps]

[queerfemme]

the moon is a lesbian and she hates terfs

[queerfemme]

the moon told me personally that she thinks you’re obnoxious and hopes you never get a girlfriend

[q-is-a-letter]

I have a theory that the moon IS a trans woman cause she’s always associated with feminine things but when we saw the craters that look like a face we called it “The Man In The Moon”. She’s a woman with a face that people may perceive as male. She’s a beautiful trans woman

[queerfemme]

[excalibelle]

the moon is a beautiful trans woman who hates terfs and shows her face every night to remind other trans women they are beautiful and strong and loved and important and wonderful and that terfs and their opinions dont matter

[hiranyaksha-deactivated20220613]

I wanna add to this if it’s ok?? In Hindu mythology, Chandra, the moon, was originally thought of as a male deity. However, as time went on, symbolism involving the moon and the name “Chandra” itself became identified with femininity, with beautiful girls being described as having “moon-like faces,” with their dark, long hair reminding lovers of the midnight sky, and names like “Nilaa” (”moon” in Tamil) and “Indu” (in Sanskrit) are now pretty much now completely girl names! 

AlsO Chandra is married to 27 wives, who are all stars. The moon is a trans lesbian and is gay for all the stars in the sky. 

[fandomssaremysoul]

Reblog if you’re gay for the trans lesbian poly moon who supports all woman.

[everyoneisgayandtrans]

[thephantomoffical]

@britain-offical how do you feel that the only tea I will drink is gold peak sweet tea straight out of the fridge on ice.

[tinstol]

Asexuals and aromantic should be allowed to discuss how society is hyper focused on sex and romance to people’s detriment without being accused of being homophobic