Official Opera GX

for legal purposes, this is STILL a gimmick account and not official!

[official-opera-gx]

ᡕᠵデᡁ᠊╾━ RE - INTRODUCTION POST!

hi what's up i'm THE official opera gx,, and by that i mean my name is official, and i'm the third opera gx of uhhh... god, who knows how many operas existed?? my pronouns are zhe/hir* and im a fweaking og guys,,#2024gimmick,,,

gimmick blogs #FEELFREETOINTERACT. im one of you!!! not a part of the officalverse,though,.. dont even fweaking ask.i freaking spell official RIGHT🤬

i own/owned a few semi-popular blogs back in my day and im finally #BACK.,, i was involved in the ikea-partycity war a while back.., im one of the opera triplets (real, true, and ME!!!) and i freaking love my siblings..

!!!NO FREAKING NSFW ASKS!!! i got so many of those back in 2024 and guys im a freaking minor ok,, im 4 seconds old,,

[1feelnumb]

*gets on stage* micropenis jokes arent funny and are very intersexist and just damaging. a person's penis size does not determine the validity of their statement. even to non intersex people. i keep seeing people saying something along the lines of "haha your dick is small" to demean male presenting people. as soon as a male presenting person is mean its "your dick is small" and not "youre being mean"

+ trans men who call their privates* a micropenis (i see yall you are not forgotten). these jokes can be just as offensive to them

i need everyone to understand that these jokes benefit nobody. the jokes about appearance in any way need to stop. its unnecessary and makes you mean.

*this has been edited because of my own views on my wording changing. im sorry for anyone i have disrespected or confused

[marglith]

anxiety has you googling shit like can I check books out at the library

[bisforbutch]

For the last time. A bear is a FAT hairy man. FAT. FAT. Say it with me because it's not a bad word. Bears are fat men. Stop showing me dehydrated and muscular hairy white men. That is not a bear. That is some generic white guy I don't want to look at. Give me real bears or give me death.

[peachdoxie]

There's a bunch of adhd advice out there that's like "people with adhd tend to work better under deadlines due to the anxiety so here are ways to artificially induce a stress response in order to get you to get work done" and it's like well what if I don't want to be stressed out all the time in order to function

[electrictopaper]

this gold shouldn't stay in the comments

[gaywill-deactivated20260129]

if i was a celebrity i would want people to speculate on my sexuality and disorders because maybe it would help me out

[official-opera-gx]

To do list:

Create a surgery where you do it yourself like you cut yourself open and you wiggle your organs around until you feel better and then sew yourself back shut

Slab of raw meat or salami

Eat

[chongoblog]

ITS APRIL 13 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS

FETCH ME NEIL

[chongoblog]

[chongoblog]

HAPPY BIG TWENTY NEIL

[beemovieerotica]

one cool thing about having an autistic dad whose special interest is underwater spearfishing is that when he catches fish he'll just call up a nearby chinese restaurant like "hi. i caught a fish. can you cook it and i'll bring my family by?" and they're like "yeah sure come on over white boy" and the fish is delicious.

[beemovieerotica]

it's worth adding that my mom is chinese and she always gets embarrassed by this. like she doesn't want to come to the restaurant with us. she doesn't want to be seen with the white man she caught plus the fish that her white man caught. everyone who works at the restaurant thinks my dad is awesome and compliments him + her for choosing him and we all find this very fun except for her.

[beemovieerotica]

[dailycatsblog]

[xargon]

me: yeah so a few years ago someone invented infinite scrolling and really it was a terrible idea

the elf I just hooked up with, taking the lavender and honeysuckle lollipop from their mouth: An infinite scroll... most elfmaidens learn to enchant a scroll to never end before they're a mere 300 years old. It saves on paper.

me: oh see that's just writing, with social media it's really bad, it just leads to people doomscrolling all day

the elf I just hooked up with, spluttering and panicked: The Doomscroll! Be silent human, thou shoulds't not speak the name of that fell parchment

me: oh so you get it

[i-suggest-transing-your-gender]

"Get a job"

❌️ ableist

❌️ encourages capitalism

❌️ people can be losers and be employed

❌️ makes being jobless sound like a moral failing

"Get a hobby"

✔️ keeps disabled people who can't work in mind

✔️ does not encourage capitalism

✔️ if they already have hobbies you can tell them to get a new one

✔️ encourages a better use of autonomy and freetime

[mxtheyes]

[official-opera-gx]

was your mom a cat and your cat was a person.noo actually my dad was the cat!!! eeee!!! ohohoho. i see.

[official-opera-gx]

ok actually i thiknk i messed up a little there

[official-opera-gx]

was your mom a cat and your cat was a person.noo actually my dad was the cat!!! eeee!!! ohohoho. i see.

[kosmogrl]

[operagxreal]

OFFICIAL IS DEAD AGAIN, DISPOSE OF THEIR DEVICES!!!!

[true-opera-gx]

real, hold on!! we can't be certain! they said themselves they wouldn't be leaving without a reason!

[true-opera-gx]

what

@official-opera-gx ??

[official-opera-gx]

now how in the hell is tumblr only now notifying me of this now 2 year old post

[operagxreal]

maybe you’re a time traveler

[official-opera-gx]

i thought that was @time-traveler-that-fucked-up's thing!

[time-traveler-that-fucked-up]

I tried to download Opera once, but i had the wrong window open, and now all of you exist.

Also, Google has a browser called 'Chrome' now, and I'm not sure how to feel about that.

[official-opera-gx]

i thought we just mitosised or something. hmm. would make sense though.

[operagxreal]

none of us are identical, mitosis is not a valid conclusion 💔

[official-opera-gx]

think mitosiss i think they should add an AU to mitosis where mitossislings can be transgender and unique and speical . mitosislings they should have Fun

[operagxreal]

i think meiosis is the one where they get to be trans

[official-opera-gx]

holy shit YES!!!! they should make meiosis but they should introduce the meirosis to some other things fun things like neopronouns can transgender meiosislings can they use neopronouns cna they be a xexim with catgender lycanthropy can they do that can the meisois lings can they

[operagxreal]

yeah, i think they can, official :) i think they can use all the neopronouns and labels they want. go meiosis!! someday we will free the mitosislings too! they we all be able to be trans… we will find a way

[official-opera-gx]

s ye sye ys yes yes yes yes this is amazing htis is like biologoy woke do you think tje president is going to tweet about it the president they will cancel bioloogy let me tell you let me yaa tjis is like pronouns let me tell ya theyre thaching biologies so that the children they wiill use pronouns the children will be transgender and trans the others