Alright bitch
@official-yzma my boyfriend and I are here to fight you
Y. Your bf oh gosh towhoebo
Uh you okay big guy?
Yeah sorry!!!!!!!! Letās uh fight her
Wait why are we fighting?
Because you gave Kuzco an immortality potion when you shouldnāt have
He literally asked for it?
Yeah well you should know as an immortal yourself that cursing another with it is bad so Iām gonna kill you actually
Alright then.. come here, fight me!
(They start to use magic and throw potions at each other. At one point, kronk, pain, and panic all step into the room, confused)
@official-kronk HĆY DUMB BITCH KIDNAP KUZCO
(He forced a potion into Kuzcoās mouth that drains his immortality)
(He smacks Kuzco with a hammer, knocking him out)
(He grabs Kuzco and runs from the scene in fear. He knows exactly where heās going)
Kronk you fucking dumbass youāre supposed to kill him now! (She buffs and looks back at hades, who flares up immediately)
YOUāRE NOT GETTING AWAY WITH THIS! (He straight up catches her on fire and kills her)
*is dead*
(He runs up to Hades) hurry, we gotta go save Kuzco!!!! I saw where kronk went but we have to hurry!
(He throws the kid on his shoulder and starts sprinting after kronk, who went to Hercules) whatās going on here?
Herc, we have to do something, what do we do??
I donāt know.. we have to hide him! Uncle, come here, we need to hide Kuzco before itās too late!
What are you talking about? I killed Yzma
No no uncle she was just a trap to distract you, itās my dad - he wants to kill Kuzco, we have to hide him!
(He rose up and glared at kronk) can you do anything right? I told you to kill him not knock him out!
Youāre behind this? But why?!! Ever since Iāve started seeing Kuzco Iāve literally not committed any crimes
What about killing Yzma?
Other than that
Well even if you hadnāt killed her, youāve still committed a crime against nature by getting so close to this human!
What the fuck Zeus ??? You literally have a half human son?
*gasps* why would you say that in front of him you asshole
dad I literally already knew? You kinda left me to be raised by her?? Plus hades told me a while ago
No... NO! Hades do you see what happens when gods and humans mess around? We get demigods who need therapy!
DAD I NEED THERAPY BECAUSE YOU SUCK NOT BECAUSE IM A DEMIGOD
Youāve turned my own boy against me... you damn asshole! *he strikes Kuzco with lightning, killing him instantly. He leaves, angry*
NO!!! *he flies over to Kuzco and grabs him, heading for the underworld right away, with Bart, Kronk, and Hercules following*
*he goes to the river and tries to climb into it with Kuzco, but as the god of the dead, he is attacked by the souls. He sits on the edge of the cliff and holds Kuzco close*
This.. this canāt be real. I have to be dreaming.. *heās crying his eyes out* no we have to save him somehow, we gotta!
Forget it, kid.. Iām being punished. Donāt you see? Falling in love with a human only brings heartbreak.. (he brushes his fingers over Kuzcoās face)
Wait.. I have an idea.. (He sees Kuzcoās soul in the river and jumps in, grabbing it. He returns and puts the soul into the body, watching hopefully)
(He sits up) hey whatās going on??? Am I naked? Why is everyone staring???
IT WORKED! (He hugged Kuzco tightly) Iām so relieved youāre alright..
(He cries and hugs Kuzco tightly as well, hopefully watching for a reaction, but none came. Not yet. Still, he cries happily)
What happened?? can someone please tell me??
My brother wasnāt happy with our relationship so he killed you.. but youāre back now, alright? Youāre alright now..
So this means we are dating now right?
I donāt know.. I canāt let you get hurt like that again, and if Zeus already knows about you...
Then heāll kill me anyways, so we might as well be together.. weāre pretty much bound together!
I donāt know... I donāt wanna take you away from your family.. if you still wanna be immortal to be with me, anyways..
Oh yeah that... well, maybe... maybe thereās still a way..
I believe I have one.. (he stepped forward and held out a little bottle) I have a youth potion, so Kuzco will get to grow old with his family, and then when they die out he can take this youth potion and the immortality potion..













