Uhhhhhhh where am I again

Sorry my spinach puffs are in the oven! I have to leave immediately

[official-emperorkuzco]

Alright bitch

@official-yzma my boyfriend and I are here to fight you

[officialhades]

Y. Your bf oh gosh towhoebo

[official-emperorkuzco]

Uh you okay big guy?

[officialhades]

Yeah sorry!!!!!!!! Let’s uh fight her

[official-yzma]

Wait why are we fighting?

[officialhades]

Because you gave Kuzco an immortality potion when you shouldn’t have

[official-yzma]

He literally asked for it?

[officialhades]

Yeah well you should know as an immortal yourself that cursing another with it is bad so I’m gonna kill you actually

[official-yzma]

Alright then.. come here, fight me!

[officialhades]

(They start to use magic and throw potions at each other. At one point, kronk, pain, and panic all step into the room, confused)

[official-yzma]

@official-kronk HÉY DUMB BITCH KIDNAP KUZCO

[official-pain]

(He forced a potion into Kuzco’s mouth that drains his immortality)

[official-panic]

(He smacks Kuzco with a hammer, knocking him out)

[official-kronk]

(He grabs Kuzco and runs from the scene in fear. He knows exactly where he’s going)

[official-yzma]

Kronk you fucking dumbass you’re supposed to kill him now! (She buffs and looks back at hades, who flares up immediately)

[officialhades]

YOU’RE NOT GETTING AWAY WITH THIS! (He straight up catches her on fire and kills her)

[official-yzma]

*is dead*

[official-bartsimpson]

(He runs up to Hades) hurry, we gotta go save Kuzco!!!! I saw where kronk went but we have to hurry!

[officialhades]

(He throws the kid on his shoulder and starts sprinting after kronk, who went to Hercules) what’s going on here?

[official-kronk]

Herc, we have to do something, what do we do??

[unofficial-hercules]

I don’t know.. we have to hide him! Uncle, come here, we need to hide Kuzco before it’s too late!

[officialhades]

What are you talking about? I killed Yzma

[unofficial-hercules]

No no uncle she was just a trap to distract you, it’s my dad - he wants to kill Kuzco, we have to hide him!

[officialhades]

Huh

[official-zeus-god]

(He rose up and glared at kronk) can you do anything right? I told you to kill him not knock him out!

[officialhades]

You’re behind this? But why?!! Ever since I’ve started seeing Kuzco I’ve literally not committed any crimes

[official-zeus-god]

What about killing Yzma?

[officialhades]

Other than that

[official-zeus-god]

Well even if you hadn’t killed her, you’ve still committed a crime against nature by getting so close to this human!

[officialhades]

What the fuck Zeus ??? You literally have a half human son?

[official-zeus-god]

*gasps* why would you say that in front of him you asshole

[unofficial-hercules]

dad I literally already knew? You kinda left me to be raised by her?? Plus hades told me a while ago

[official-zeus-god]

No... NO! Hades do you see what happens when gods and humans mess around? We get demigods who need therapy!

[unofficial-hercules]

DAD I NEED THERAPY BECAUSE YOU SUCK NOT BECAUSE IM A DEMIGOD

[official-zeus-god]

You’ve turned my own boy against me... you damn asshole! *he strikes Kuzco with lightning, killing him instantly. He leaves, angry*

[officialhades]

NO!!! *he flies over to Kuzco and grabs him, heading for the underworld right away, with Bart, Kronk, and Hercules following*

*he goes to the river and tries to climb into it with Kuzco, but as the god of the dead, he is attacked by the souls. He sits on the edge of the cliff and holds Kuzco close*

[official-bartsimpson]

This.. this can’t be real. I have to be dreaming.. *he’s crying his eyes out* no we have to save him somehow, we gotta!

[officialhades]

Forget it, kid.. I’m being punished. Don’t you see? Falling in love with a human only brings heartbreak.. (he brushes his fingers over Kuzco’s face)

[unofficial-hercules]

Wait.. I have an idea.. (He sees Kuzco’s soul in the river and jumps in, grabbing it. He returns and puts the soul into the body, watching hopefully)

[official-emperorkuzco]

(He sits up) hey what’s going on??? Am I naked? Why is everyone staring???

[officialhades]

IT WORKED! (He hugged Kuzco tightly) I’m so relieved you’re alright..

[official-bartsimpson]

(He cries and hugs Kuzco tightly as well, hopefully watching for a reaction, but none came. Not yet. Still, he cries happily)

[official-emperorkuzco]

What happened?? can someone please tell me??

[officialhades]

My brother wasn’t happy with our relationship so he killed you.. but you’re back now, alright? You’re alright now..

[official-emperorkuzco]

So this means we are dating now right?

[officialhades]

I don’t know.. I can’t let you get hurt like that again, and if Zeus already knows about you...

[official-emperorkuzco]

Then he’ll kill me anyways, so we might as well be together.. we’re pretty much bound together!

[officialhades]

I don’t know... I don’t wanna take you away from your family.. if you still wanna be immortal to be with me, anyways..

[official-emperorkuzco]

Oh yeah that... well, maybe... maybe there’s still a way..

[official-kronk]

I believe I have one.. (he stepped forward and held out a little bottle) I have a youth potion, so Kuzco will get to grow old with his family, and then when they die out he can take this youth potion and the immortality potion..

[official-emperorkuzco]

Alright bitch

@official-yzma my boyfriend and I are here to fight you

[officialhades]

Y. Your bf oh gosh towhoebo

[official-emperorkuzco]

Uh you okay big guy?

[officialhades]

Yeah sorry!!!!!!!! Let’s uh fight her

[official-yzma]

Wait why are we fighting?

[officialhades]

Because you gave Kuzco an immortality potion when you shouldn’t have

[official-yzma]

He literally asked for it?

[officialhades]

Yeah well you should know as an immortal yourself that cursing another with it is bad so I’m gonna kill you actually

[official-yzma]

Alright then.. come here, fight me!

[officialhades]

(They start to use magic and throw potions at each other. At one point, kronk, pain, and panic all step into the room, confused)

[official-yzma]

@official-kronk HÉY DUMB BITCH KIDNAP KUZCO

[official-pain]

(He forced a potion into Kuzco’s mouth that drains his immortality)

[official-panic]

(He smacks Kuzco with a hammer, knocking him out)

[official-kronk]

(He grabs Kuzco and runs from the scene in fear. He knows exactly where he’s going)

[official-yzma]

Kronk you fucking dumbass you’re supposed to kill him now! (She buffs and looks back at hades, who flares up immediately)

[officialhades]

YOU’RE NOT GETTING AWAY WITH THIS! (He straight up catches her on fire and kills her)

[official-yzma]

*is dead*

[official-bartsimpson]

(He runs up to Hades) hurry, we gotta go save Kuzco!!!! I saw where kronk went but we have to hurry!

[officialhades]

(He throws the kid on his shoulder and starts sprinting after kronk, who went to Hercules) what’s going on here?

[official-kronk]

Herc, we have to do something, what do we do??

[official-emperorkuzco]

Alright bitch

@official-yzma my boyfriend and I are here to fight you

[officialhades]

Y. Your bf oh gosh towhoebo

[official-emperorkuzco]

Uh you okay big guy?

[officialhades]

Yeah sorry!!!!!!!! Let’s uh fight her

[official-yzma]

Wait why are we fighting?

[officialhades]

Because you gave Kuzco an immortality potion when you shouldn’t have

[official-yzma]

He literally asked for it?

[officialhades]

Yeah well you should know as an immortal yourself that cursing another with it is bad so I’m gonna kill you actually

[official-yzma]

Alright then.. come here, fight me!

[officialhades]

(They start to use magic and throw potions at each other. At one point, kronk, pain, and panic all step into the room, confused)

[official-yzma]

@official-kronk HÉY DUMB BITCH KIDNAP KUZCO

[official-pain]

(He forced a potion into Kuzco’s mouth that drains his immortality)

[official-panic]

(He smacks Kuzco with a hammer, knocking him out)

[official-kronk]

(He grabs Kuzco and runs from the scene in fear. He knows exactly where he’s going)

[unofficial-spongebob]

so no one wants to bring me a birthday gift… ok

[official-kronk]

Happy birthday spongebob! I’m sorry I’m late, I wanted to make you something special! So here they are! I know you’re allergic to spinach so I made you

Kelp puffs

[unofficial-spongebob]

So you just gonna bring me a birthday gift on my birthday to my birthday party on my birthday with a birthday gift?

[official-kronk]

Happy birthday?

[unofficial-spongebob]

*gunshot*

[official-kronk]

Spongebob now I’m bleeding and in pain why did you do that?????

[unofficial-spongebob]

I don’t know, can you stop being so dramatic???

It’s my birthday

[official-kronk]

Oh dear Inti I think my arm is falling off!!!

[unofficial-spongebob]

UGH you’re so dramatic and on MY special day.. just shut up I’m healing you

*whispers that spell that raven from teen titans always says*

[official-kronk]

Thank you spongebob but why did you shoot me

[unofficial-spongebob]

I don’t know… just haven’t been myself lately… I miss my friends and my boyfriend and no body even told me happy birthday until you, kronk ..

Also mr krabs and plankton have been fighting again and I don’t think they’re gonna make up before their anniversary and it’s really tearing my family apart..

[official-kronk]

Spongebob I’m so sorry to hear about all of this.. if it makes you feel better you can talk to me. You don’t have to be alone through this..

plus you know that violence is never the answer

[unofficial-spongebob]

I know it isn’t.. thank you kronk.

I appreciate you being here. You’re a true friend

[official-kronk]

Awh no problem, spongebob! Now you said you haven’t been feeling like yourself..

Will a snickers bar help?

[unofficial-spongebob]

Yeah, it would!

Actually it just made me feel a lot better! Hope this isn’t a sponsored post, though..

[official-kronk]

Of course not! I know how much you hate corporations and how they take all of our money and treat us like dirt whenever they get the chance out of corporate greed!

Especially on your birthday!

[unofficial-spongebob]

Awhhh Kronk!

You’re the best friend a sponge could ever ask for!!

[official-kronk]

Hahaha I’m glad you think so spongebob!

We really do make a great duo!

[unofficial-spongebob]

so no one wants to bring me a birthday gift… ok

[official-kronk]

Happy birthday spongebob! I’m sorry I’m late, I wanted to make you something special! So here they are! I know you’re allergic to spinach so I made you

Kelp puffs

[unofficial-spongebob]

So you just gonna bring me a birthday gift on my birthday to my birthday party on my birthday with a birthday gift?

[official-kronk]

Happy birthday?

[unofficial-spongebob]

*gunshot*

[official-kronk]

Spongebob now I’m bleeding and in pain why did you do that?????

[unofficial-spongebob]

I don’t know, can you stop being so dramatic???

It’s my birthday

[official-kronk]

Oh dear Inti I think my arm is falling off!!!

[unofficial-spongebob]

UGH you’re so dramatic and on MY special day.. just shut up I’m healing you

*whispers that spell that raven from teen titans always says*

[official-kronk]

Thank you spongebob but why did you shoot me

[unofficial-spongebob]

I don’t know… just haven’t been myself lately… I miss my friends and my boyfriend and no body even told me happy birthday until you, kronk ..

Also mr krabs and plankton have been fighting again and I don’t think they’re gonna make up before their anniversary and it’s really tearing my family apart..

[official-kronk]

Spongebob I’m so sorry to hear about all of this.. if it makes you feel better you can talk to me. You don’t have to be alone through this..

plus you know that violence is never the answer

[unofficial-spongebob]

I know it isn’t.. thank you kronk.

I appreciate you being here. You’re a true friend

[official-kronk]

Awh no problem, spongebob! Now you said you haven’t been feeling like yourself..

Will a snickers bar help?

[unofficial-spongebob]

Yeah, it would!

Actually it just made me feel a lot better! Hope this isn’t a sponsored post, though..

[official-kronk]

Of course not! I know how much you hate corporations and how they take all of our money and treat us like dirt whenever they get the chance out of corporate greed!

Especially on your birthday!

[unofficial-spongebob]

so no one wants to bring me a birthday gift… ok

[official-kronk]

Happy birthday spongebob! I’m sorry I’m late, I wanted to make you something special! So here they are! I know you’re allergic to spinach so I made you

Kelp puffs

[unofficial-spongebob]

So you just gonna bring me a birthday gift on my birthday to my birthday party on my birthday with a birthday gift?

[official-kronk]

Happy birthday?

[unofficial-spongebob]

*gunshot*

[official-kronk]

Spongebob now I’m bleeding and in pain why did you do that?????

[unofficial-spongebob]

I don’t know, can you stop being so dramatic???

It’s my birthday

[official-kronk]

Oh dear Inti I think my arm is falling off!!!

[unofficial-spongebob]

UGH you’re so dramatic and on MY special day.. just shut up I’m healing you

*whispers that spell that raven from teen titans always says*

[official-kronk]

Thank you spongebob but why did you shoot me

[unofficial-spongebob]

I don’t know… just haven’t been myself lately… I miss my friends and my boyfriend and no body even told me happy birthday until you, kronk ..

Also mr krabs and plankton have been fighting again and I don’t think they’re gonna make up before their anniversary and it’s really tearing my family apart..

[official-kronk]

Spongebob I’m so sorry to hear about all of this.. if it makes you feel better you can talk to me. You don’t have to be alone through this..

plus you know that violence is never the answer

[unofficial-spongebob]

I know it isn’t.. thank you kronk.

I appreciate you being here. You’re a true friend

[official-kronk]

Awh no problem, spongebob! Now you said you haven’t been feeling like yourself..

Will a snickers bar help?

[unofficial-spongebob]

so no one wants to bring me a birthday gift… ok

[official-kronk]

Happy birthday spongebob! I’m sorry I’m late, I wanted to make you something special! So here they are! I know you’re allergic to spinach so I made you

Kelp puffs

[unofficial-spongebob]

So you just gonna bring me a birthday gift on my birthday to my birthday party on my birthday with a birthday gift?

[official-kronk]

Happy birthday?

[unofficial-spongebob]

*gunshot*

[official-kronk]

Spongebob now I’m bleeding and in pain why did you do that?????

[unofficial-spongebob]

I don’t know, can you stop being so dramatic???

It’s my birthday

[official-kronk]

Oh dear Inti I think my arm is falling off!!!

[unofficial-spongebob]

UGH you’re so dramatic and on MY special day.. just shut up I’m healing you

*whispers that spell that raven from teen titans always says*

[official-kronk]

Thank you spongebob but why did you shoot me

[unofficial-spongebob]

I don’t know… just haven’t been myself lately… I miss my friends and my boyfriend and no body even told me happy birthday until you, kronk ..

Also mr krabs and plankton have been fighting again and I don’t think they’re gonna make up before their anniversary and it’s really tearing my family apart..

[official-kronk]

Spongebob I’m so sorry to hear about all of this.. if it makes you feel better you can talk to me. You don’t have to be alone through this..

plus you know that violence is never the answer

[unofficial-spongebob]

so no one wants to bring me a birthday gift… ok

[official-kronk]

Happy birthday spongebob! I’m sorry I’m late, I wanted to make you something special! So here they are! I know you’re allergic to spinach so I made you

Kelp puffs

[unofficial-spongebob]

So you just gonna bring me a birthday gift on my birthday to my birthday party on my birthday with a birthday gift?

[official-kronk]

Happy birthday?

[unofficial-spongebob]

*gunshot*

[official-kronk]

Spongebob now I’m bleeding and in pain why did you do that?????

[unofficial-spongebob]

I don’t know, can you stop being so dramatic???

It’s my birthday

[official-kronk]

Oh dear Inti I think my arm is falling off!!!

[unofficial-spongebob]

UGH you’re so dramatic and on MY special day.. just shut up I’m healing you

*whispers that spell that raven from teen titans always says*

[official-kronk]

Thank you spongebob but why did you shoot me

[unofficial-spongebob]

so no one wants to bring me a birthday gift… ok

[official-kronk]

Happy birthday spongebob! I’m sorry I’m late, I wanted to make you something special! So here they are! I know you’re allergic to spinach so I made you

Kelp puffs

[unofficial-spongebob]

So you just gonna bring me a birthday gift on my birthday to my birthday party on my birthday with a birthday gift?

[official-kronk]

Happy birthday?

[unofficial-spongebob]

*gunshot*

[official-kronk]

Spongebob now I’m bleeding and in pain why did you do that?????

[unofficial-spongebob]

I don’t know, can you stop being so dramatic???

It’s my birthday

[official-kronk]

Oh dear Inti I think my arm is falling off!!!

[unofficial-spongebob]

so no one wants to bring me a birthday gift… ok

[official-kronk]

Happy birthday spongebob! I’m sorry I’m late, I wanted to make you something special! So here they are! I know you’re allergic to spinach so I made you

Kelp puffs

[unofficial-spongebob]

So you just gonna bring me a birthday gift on my birthday to my birthday party on my birthday with a birthday gift?

[official-kronk]

Happy birthday?

[unofficial-spongebob]

*gunshot*

[official-kronk]

Spongebob now I’m bleeding and in pain why did you do that?????

[unofficial-spongebob]

so no one wants to bring me a birthday gift… ok

[official-kronk]

Happy birthday spongebob! I’m sorry I’m late, I wanted to make you something special! So here they are! I know you’re allergic to spinach so I made you

Kelp puffs

[unofficial-spongebob]

So you just gonna bring me a birthday gift on my birthday to my birthday party on my birthday with a birthday gift?

[official-kronk]

Happy birthday?

[unofficial-spongebob]

so no one wants to bring me a birthday gift… ok

[official-kronk]

Happy birthday spongebob! I’m sorry I’m late, I wanted to make you something special! So here they are! I know you’re allergic to spinach so I made you

Kelp puffs

[claudette-official]

I wanna marry a hot guy if youre a hot guy hmu

[official-kronk]

Ah, sorry was just passing through.. Miss do you have directions to the camping grounds here..?

[gamzee-makara-official]

[lAwYeR vOiCe] MoThErS aNd FuCkErS oF tHe JuRy-

[morgan-mcawber-officail]

I am a mother of the jury

[gamzee-makara-official]

gOoD tO kNoW. pLeAsE dIrEcT tHiNe AtTeNtIoN tO tHiS sLiDeShOw. *there’s only one slide. it reads’ lMaO yOu’Re AlL gUiLtY. dO nOt StOp, Do NoT pAsS gO, dO nOt cOlLeCt ThReE hUnDrEd DoLlArS.’*

[official-kronk]

Your honor! I’d like to object.

*blows kiss*

[the-official-techpreist]

I require assistance

[corrin-official-blog]

What do you need help with?

[the-official-techpreist]

It would appear that something or someone had tampered with me, as my arms are currently not working

[corrin-official-blog]

Your arms aren’t working? What do you mean by that?… 

[the-official-techpreist]

The mechanisms in my arm are not working anymore, causing them to be unable to move

[corrin-official-blog]

Oh jeez, well, I’m not exactly tech savvy but I’ll do my best to fix your arms. Let me have a look at them. 

[the-official-techpreist]

Much apreciated, they simply stopped working while I was finishing up a thing I was making for May

[corrin-official-blog]

Wait, question, how do you turn your arms off and on? Is there a switch or something under all this metal or? 

[the-official-techpreist]

There is no switch, something inside must have malfunctioned

[corrin-official-blog]

You mind if I pry your arm open with my sword? 

[the-official-techpreist]

That is fine, just please be careful…

[corrin-official-blog]

Don’t worry, it’s a legendary sword that was made, I don’t know, a thousand or so years ago? It can’t do any real damage if I’m careful. *She jams her sword into his arm, takes off a metal plate and tosses it aside.* Ok, there’s a whole bunch of junk in here, no wonder it’s not working… 

[the-official-techpreist]

A lot of junk? Interesting… I wonder…

[corrin-official-blog]

*She reaches into his arm and rips out a few wires* Look at this stuff! It’s like someone poured noodles into your arm! 

[the-official-techpreist]

WAIT THAT IS

*sparks start flying out*

[corrin-official-blog]

Oh no, oh no. That’s not good, not good at all. *she takes off her cape and wraps it around his arm* I don’t think I was supposed to take that out… 

[the-official-techpreist]

You… destroyed the mechanisms… I require an experrinced mechanic now…

[corrin-official-blog]

No, I can fix it, I only ripped out two, three, five…. *She quickly counts on her fingers* Eight noodles. I can fix it. 

[the-official-techpreist]

They…. were…. wires…. energy levels…. falling

[corrin-official-blog]

No, no, no, uh *She peels back the cape and crams the wires back in there, digs into her pocket for a spare dragonstone, and crams it into his arm.* C’mon, don’t fail me now. 

[the-official-techpreist]

*he stands straught up and his eyes change colors*

01010101 01101110 01101011 01101110 01101111 01110111 00100000 01100101 01101110 01100101 01110010 01100111 01111001 00100000 01110011 01101111 01110101 01110010 01100011 01100101 00100000

*his arm starts spasming*

[corrin-official-blog]

Shit, shit, shit! *She looks around in a panic, and tightens her fist.* Forgive me for this, but, *She gives him a straight punch to the head, in hopes of knocking him out.*

[the-official-techpreist]

*he falls back and stops flailing*

01010011 01101000 01110101 01110100 01101001 01101110 01100111 00100000 01100100 01101111 01110111 01101110

*his eyes stop glowing*

[corrin-official-blog]

Oh, gods… I… *She gently taps his shoulder with her her foot* I killed him….. 

[the-official-techpreist]

*everynow and then a mechanical whirl can be heard from him*

[corrin-official-blog]

*She freaks out at the occasional sound, finally deciding to shake him* Come on, please! Wake up! Please….. 

[the-official-techpreist]

*nothing happens for a while then he starts beeping*

01010010 01100101 01100010 01101111 01101111 01110100 01101001 01101110 01100111

[corrin-official-blog]

*She backs away from him, reaching for her sword* I don’t like the sound of that… 

[the-official-techpreist]

01000100 01100101 01110100 01100001 01100011 01101000 01101001 01101110 01100111 00100000 01100010 01110010 01101111 01101011 01100101 01101110 01010000 01100001 01110010 01110100

*multiple whirls sound from his arm*

[corrin-official-blog]

*She inches a bit closer, poking at his arm with her Yato* 

[the-official-techpreist]

*the whirling stops and his eyes turn back on*

01010000 01110010 01101111 01100010 01101100 01100101 01101101 00100000 01100100 01101001 01110011 01110011 01100001 01110100 01100001 01100011 01101000 01100101 01100100

[corrin-official-blog]

You- Are you ok?…. 

[the-official-techpreist]

Besides losing my arm… I’m fine, though was knocking me our really necissary?

*he stands up, and his damaged arm falls off*

[corrin-official-blog]

Look, I panicked, and it’s better than me turning into a- Oh gods, somebody needs to fix that… 

[the-official-techpreist]

Clearly…

*he picks up his arm and the dragonstone falls out*

What is that object by the way? It almost overloaded my systems

[corrin-official-blog]

It’s a dragonstone that allows me to take control of my dragon form.

 *She picks up the dragonstone on the ground*

 Without it, if I were to transform into a dragon, I would lose my human self and go rampant. I thought it would be a good energy source since you said “energy levels failing”… 

[the-official-techpreist]

Dragon form? I remember you mentioning that before… it is indeed an energy source… it has too much energy for me to handle

[corrin-official-blog]

…My bad, I thought you required a lot of energy, since you’re basically covered in all this cool tech gear. 

[the-official-techpreist]

It is fine, you did not know… though I have a question, what are ‘noodles’

[corrin-official-blog]

Oh boy

*She clapped her hands together* 

Noodles are really, really good! They’re long, thin strips of dough, usually made of wheat, and you either fry them up, put them in soup, or eat them cold with some sauce.  There’s a lot of different names for the kind you use, too, like udon, soba, and soumen. Gods, you need to try eating some one day. 

[the-official-techpreist]

Ah, so it is a type of food, I recently learned about ‘cake’… back where I come from we only eat nutrition packets

[corrin-official-blog]

That’s it, I’m getting you some beef udon. You can’t live eating some garbage “nutrition packets”. You need real food. 

[the-official-techpreist]

Beef udon? What is that

And of course I can live eating nutrition packets, that is what they are made for

[corrin-official-blog]

It’s beef noodles, although, I think pork udon might be a better choice for you. And listen, those stupid nutrition packets will never compare to the taste of real food. It’ll never compete with the pork belly, scallions, rich broth, thick udon noodles, the kick of ginger, the mushroom, the soft-boiled egg and the naruto that makes Udon so great. 

[the-official-techpreist]

The nutrition pacts where not made with taste in mind, they where made to be cheap and effective

[corrin-official-blog]

Well, noodles are also cheap and effective, and while they were made, taste was is mind. 

[the-official-techpreist]

Interesting, but why? That seems like a waste of recourses

[corrin-official-blog]

A delicious waste of resources, now let’s stop yapping and get some for you. 

[the-official-techpreist]

Alright, if you say so

[corrin-official-blog]

*She starts walking towards their destination.* Don’t forget your arm! 

[the-official-techpreist]

Give me second

*a small skull thing comes and grabs it, taking it away, then he runs to catch up*

Alright I am ready

[corrin-official-blog]

Are you sure you’re ready? I’m warning you now, it’s gonna be delicious. 

[the-official-techpreist]

I am sure my systems can handle ‘delicious’

[corrin-official-blog]

You sure about that? I doubt you had something delicious before, instead of those “nutrition packets”, even the name of it sounds bland. 

[the-official-techpreist]

A child gave me a small piece of ‘cake’

So I think I can handle this ‘noodles’

[corrin-official-blog]

Alright, we’re here! *She raised her arms up towards a small shop* This is going to be so good, you won’t know what hit you. 

[the-official-techpreist]

Interesting… wait something is going to hit me? Why would we go here then?

[corrin-official-blog]

It’s an expression, it means that you don’t know that you’re in for a treat. *She heads inside, very much excited.* 

[the-official-techpreist]

*he follows*

If you say so, that is a weird expression

[corrin-official-blog]

Now, *she heads over to the counter, once again clapping her hands together in excitement* beef or pork? Which one would you like? 

[the-official-techpreist]

I don’t know… I don’t know what beef or pork is

[corrin-official-blog]

You know what, heck, I’ll order both, pork for you, beef for me, but you can try mine to see which you like best. *She placed their order and sat down*. 

[the-official-techpreist]

*he sits down*

Thank you for brining me here

[corrin-official-blog]

No problem, it’s the least I could do for uh…. ripping wires out of your arm..

 …ᵃⁿᵈ ᵖᵘⁿᶜʰᶦⁿᵍ ʸᵒᵘ ᵃⁿᵈ ᵏⁿᵒᶜᵏᶦⁿᵍ ʸᵒᵘ ᵒᵘᵗ…

Sorry about that. 

[the-official-techpreist]

It is fine, I probably need to replace and check most of my mechanisms anyways… last time I did was about…. 40 years ago, if I remember correctly

[corrin-official-blog]

40 years ago? How old are you? 

[the-official-techpreist]

Lets see, so, I was about 14 when I went through conversion, and that was back in the year 34,000… so I am roughly 7,014 years old

[corrin-official-blog]

7,014….. You don’t exactly look like it, and surprisingly enough, I think I might know someone near your age. 

[the-official-techpreist]

Really? Who is this person, I would enjoy meeting them

[official-pacha]

Hey sorry to interrupt but I heard you need your arm back on? If you want I can attach it really quick

[the-official-techpreist]

That would be most appreciated, as right now I have… well no arms

[official-pacha]

Yeah, that must be tough. Anyways, I won’t take long. Just enjoy your food and I’ll have this done in no time

[officialhades]

Hmm, I’ll fix you right up! *waves his finger and your arms are no reattached, with one of them holding a free raisin cookie* how’s that feel, @the-official-techpreist ?

[the-official-techpreist]

That was amazing, thank you very much… one question, whag is this object in my hand? I have never seen it before

[official-pacha]

Really now, @officialhades? I said I could handle this, and you got involved, and you used magic? You’re no good for my son. I don’t know what he sees in you. Why don’t you go back to hell?

[officialhades]

Sir I literally cant do that ? The “hell” I came from doesn’t exist anymore. I lost everything in the second war

[official-pacha]

Yeah I bet you fought on Mario’s side, huh?

[officialhades]

Uh no?

[official-pacha]

Ahh of course not. You’re too much of a furry capitalist after all

[officialhades]

Wh

What

[official-pacha]

You heard me.

[official-emperorkuzco]

Dad, please….Stop this…

[official-pacha]

Kuzco I only want what’s best for you

[official-emperorkuzco]

Dad… he is what’s best for me. I love him so much… I wish you would just try and get to know him

[official-pacha]

Look Kuzco I love you. But I’m not sure I’ll ever approve of your boyfriend. I just don’t think he’s right for you..

[edward-burger-official]

i can paint a better boyfriend for Kuzco for the low fee of all your money if you want

[official-pacha]

That might be the perfect solution… here, take the deed to my house, my old wedding ring, all of my gold… anything for my son to have someone better

[edward-burger-official]

Alright, i’m gonna need a few specifications for this. what colors are their hair and eyes, what race are they, and what build should they have?

[official-pacha]

Oh, um, alright! Probably someone with dark hair and eyes, he’s always liked guys with longer hair.. and preferably an Incan or Peruvian man. Maybe a slightly muscular man, but not over the top. Someone who would be kind to him.

[the-official-techpreist]

I am sorry, but I cannot allow this to happen, creating artificial life is a direct opposition to the Omnissiah’s will

[official-pacha]

Ugh fine,,, then do you at least know someone who can replace my boyfriends current boyfriend??? If I’m suddenly not allowed to make artificial life I at least want help finding him a suitor

[the-official-techpreist]

He does have a ‘suitor’ already, does be not? Why do you not like this current boyfriend, he seems to make him happy.

[edward-burger-official]

I’ve sort of already painted the person, and i don’t have any thinner on me. So he’s gonna be sticking around.

[the-official-techpreist]

You dare create artificial life? I should purge you where you stand, such things only lead to disaster

[edward-burger-official]

It’s not really life so much as a painting. a 3d, really realistic painting. a paint-person if you will.

[the-official-techpreist]

But they act on their own yes? Such things only invite disaster, trust me

[edward-burger-official]

Fine, i’ll get rid of him. i need paint thinner though, which i don’t have.

[the-official-techpreist]

I can just send some plasma bolts into the ‘paint person’ that should take care of them

[edward-burger-official]

plasma doesn’t erase paint.

[the-official-techpreist]

But it destroys it

[edward-burger-official]

Yes, but paint thinner is less messy. it also doesn’t make me nearly lose control of the spirit inside my brush, since paint thinner is seen as the only ethical way to get rid of paint constructs.

[the-official-techpreist]

Fine, go find your ‘paint thinner’

[edward-burger-official]

Ok. *he later comes back with a small jar of paint thinner, and pours it onto Kronk.*

[official-kronk]

Hey what are you doing? AHHHHHAHAH THAT BURNS

*still alive* that was kinda rude. Also I’m starting to think that uhhh you didn’t really create me… you summoned me from another world. I still had spinach puffs in the oven. Now the diner in the other world is burning down but maybe that’s for the best

[edward-burger-official]

ok i had no idea that Muse had that power as well, (muse is the thing possessing his paintbrush) and i guess you’re stuck here now. sorry.

[official-kronk]

Yeah uh your little paintbrush thing must be pretty magical. Anyways I guess I’ll go find somewhere to stay? I’m kinda lost, where am I?

[the-official-techpreist]

I require assistance

[corrin-official-blog]

What do you need help with?

[the-official-techpreist]

It would appear that something or someone had tampered with me, as my arms are currently not working

[corrin-official-blog]

Your arms aren’t working? What do you mean by that?… 

[the-official-techpreist]

The mechanisms in my arm are not working anymore, causing them to be unable to move

[corrin-official-blog]

Oh jeez, well, I’m not exactly tech savvy but I’ll do my best to fix your arms. Let me have a look at them. 

[the-official-techpreist]

Much apreciated, they simply stopped working while I was finishing up a thing I was making for May

[corrin-official-blog]

Wait, question, how do you turn your arms off and on? Is there a switch or something under all this metal or? 

[the-official-techpreist]

There is no switch, something inside must have malfunctioned

[corrin-official-blog]

You mind if I pry your arm open with my sword? 

[the-official-techpreist]

That is fine, just please be careful…

[corrin-official-blog]

Don’t worry, it’s a legendary sword that was made, I don’t know, a thousand or so years ago? It can’t do any real damage if I’m careful. *She jams her sword into his arm, takes off a metal plate and tosses it aside.* Ok, there’s a whole bunch of junk in here, no wonder it’s not working… 

[the-official-techpreist]

A lot of junk? Interesting… I wonder…

[corrin-official-blog]

*She reaches into his arm and rips out a few wires* Look at this stuff! It’s like someone poured noodles into your arm! 

[the-official-techpreist]

WAIT THAT IS

*sparks start flying out*

[corrin-official-blog]

Oh no, oh no. That’s not good, not good at all. *she takes off her cape and wraps it around his arm* I don’t think I was supposed to take that out… 

[the-official-techpreist]

You… destroyed the mechanisms… I require an experrinced mechanic now…

[corrin-official-blog]

No, I can fix it, I only ripped out two, three, five…. *She quickly counts on her fingers* Eight noodles. I can fix it. 

[the-official-techpreist]

They…. were…. wires…. energy levels…. falling

[corrin-official-blog]

No, no, no, uh *She peels back the cape and crams the wires back in there, digs into her pocket for a spare dragonstone, and crams it into his arm.* C’mon, don’t fail me now. 

[the-official-techpreist]

*he stands straught up and his eyes change colors*

01010101 01101110 01101011 01101110 01101111 01110111 00100000 01100101 01101110 01100101 01110010 01100111 01111001 00100000 01110011 01101111 01110101 01110010 01100011 01100101 00100000

*his arm starts spasming*

[corrin-official-blog]

Shit, shit, shit! *She looks around in a panic, and tightens her fist.* Forgive me for this, but, *She gives him a straight punch to the head, in hopes of knocking him out.*

[the-official-techpreist]

*he falls back and stops flailing*

01010011 01101000 01110101 01110100 01101001 01101110 01100111 00100000 01100100 01101111 01110111 01101110

*his eyes stop glowing*

[corrin-official-blog]

Oh, gods… I… *She gently taps his shoulder with her her foot* I killed him….. 

[the-official-techpreist]

*everynow and then a mechanical whirl can be heard from him*

[corrin-official-blog]

*She freaks out at the occasional sound, finally deciding to shake him* Come on, please! Wake up! Please….. 

[the-official-techpreist]

*nothing happens for a while then he starts beeping*

01010010 01100101 01100010 01101111 01101111 01110100 01101001 01101110 01100111

[corrin-official-blog]

*She backs away from him, reaching for her sword* I don’t like the sound of that… 

[the-official-techpreist]

01000100 01100101 01110100 01100001 01100011 01101000 01101001 01101110 01100111 00100000 01100010 01110010 01101111 01101011 01100101 01101110 01010000 01100001 01110010 01110100

*multiple whirls sound from his arm*

[corrin-official-blog]

*She inches a bit closer, poking at his arm with her Yato* 

[the-official-techpreist]

*the whirling stops and his eyes turn back on*

01010000 01110010 01101111 01100010 01101100 01100101 01101101 00100000 01100100 01101001 01110011 01110011 01100001 01110100 01100001 01100011 01101000 01100101 01100100

[corrin-official-blog]

You- Are you ok?…. 

[the-official-techpreist]

Besides losing my arm… I’m fine, though was knocking me our really necissary?

*he stands up, and his damaged arm falls off*

[corrin-official-blog]

Look, I panicked, and it’s better than me turning into a- Oh gods, somebody needs to fix that… 

[the-official-techpreist]

Clearly…

*he picks up his arm and the dragonstone falls out*

What is that object by the way? It almost overloaded my systems

[corrin-official-blog]

It’s a dragonstone that allows me to take control of my dragon form.

 *She picks up the dragonstone on the ground*

 Without it, if I were to transform into a dragon, I would lose my human self and go rampant. I thought it would be a good energy source since you said “energy levels failing”… 

[the-official-techpreist]

Dragon form? I remember you mentioning that before… it is indeed an energy source… it has too much energy for me to handle

[corrin-official-blog]

…My bad, I thought you required a lot of energy, since you’re basically covered in all this cool tech gear. 

[the-official-techpreist]

It is fine, you did not know… though I have a question, what are ‘noodles’

[corrin-official-blog]

Oh boy

*She clapped her hands together* 

Noodles are really, really good! They’re long, thin strips of dough, usually made of wheat, and you either fry them up, put them in soup, or eat them cold with some sauce.  There’s a lot of different names for the kind you use, too, like udon, soba, and soumen. Gods, you need to try eating some one day. 

[the-official-techpreist]

Ah, so it is a type of food, I recently learned about ‘cake’… back where I come from we only eat nutrition packets

[corrin-official-blog]

That’s it, I’m getting you some beef udon. You can’t live eating some garbage “nutrition packets”. You need real food. 

[the-official-techpreist]

Beef udon? What is that

And of course I can live eating nutrition packets, that is what they are made for

[corrin-official-blog]

It’s beef noodles, although, I think pork udon might be a better choice for you. And listen, those stupid nutrition packets will never compare to the taste of real food. It’ll never compete with the pork belly, scallions, rich broth, thick udon noodles, the kick of ginger, the mushroom, the soft-boiled egg and the naruto that makes Udon so great. 

[the-official-techpreist]

The nutrition pacts where not made with taste in mind, they where made to be cheap and effective

[corrin-official-blog]

Well, noodles are also cheap and effective, and while they were made, taste was is mind. 

[the-official-techpreist]

Interesting, but why? That seems like a waste of recourses

[corrin-official-blog]

A delicious waste of resources, now let’s stop yapping and get some for you. 

[the-official-techpreist]

Alright, if you say so

[corrin-official-blog]

*She starts walking towards their destination.* Don’t forget your arm! 

[the-official-techpreist]

Give me second

*a small skull thing comes and grabs it, taking it away, then he runs to catch up*

Alright I am ready

[corrin-official-blog]

Are you sure you’re ready? I’m warning you now, it’s gonna be delicious. 

[the-official-techpreist]

I am sure my systems can handle ‘delicious’

[corrin-official-blog]

You sure about that? I doubt you had something delicious before, instead of those “nutrition packets”, even the name of it sounds bland. 

[the-official-techpreist]

A child gave me a small piece of ‘cake’

So I think I can handle this ‘noodles’

[corrin-official-blog]

Alright, we’re here! *She raised her arms up towards a small shop* This is going to be so good, you won’t know what hit you. 

[the-official-techpreist]

Interesting… wait something is going to hit me? Why would we go here then?

[corrin-official-blog]

It’s an expression, it means that you don’t know that you’re in for a treat. *She heads inside, very much excited.* 

[the-official-techpreist]

*he follows*

If you say so, that is a weird expression

[corrin-official-blog]

Now, *she heads over to the counter, once again clapping her hands together in excitement* beef or pork? Which one would you like? 

[the-official-techpreist]

I don’t know… I don’t know what beef or pork is

[corrin-official-blog]

You know what, heck, I’ll order both, pork for you, beef for me, but you can try mine to see which you like best. *She placed their order and sat down*. 

[the-official-techpreist]

*he sits down*

Thank you for brining me here

[corrin-official-blog]

No problem, it’s the least I could do for uh…. ripping wires out of your arm..

 …ᵃⁿᵈ ᵖᵘⁿᶜʰᶦⁿᵍ ʸᵒᵘ ᵃⁿᵈ ᵏⁿᵒᶜᵏᶦⁿᵍ ʸᵒᵘ ᵒᵘᵗ…

Sorry about that. 

[the-official-techpreist]

It is fine, I probably need to replace and check most of my mechanisms anyways… last time I did was about…. 40 years ago, if I remember correctly

[corrin-official-blog]

40 years ago? How old are you? 

[the-official-techpreist]

Lets see, so, I was about 14 when I went through conversion, and that was back in the year 34,000… so I am roughly 7,014 years old

[corrin-official-blog]

7,014….. You don’t exactly look like it, and surprisingly enough, I think I might know someone near your age. 

[the-official-techpreist]

Really? Who is this person, I would enjoy meeting them

[official-pacha]

Hey sorry to interrupt but I heard you need your arm back on? If you want I can attach it really quick

[the-official-techpreist]

That would be most appreciated, as right now I have… well no arms

[official-pacha]

Yeah, that must be tough. Anyways, I won’t take long. Just enjoy your food and I’ll have this done in no time

[officialhades]

Hmm, I’ll fix you right up! *waves his finger and your arms are no reattached, with one of them holding a free raisin cookie* how’s that feel, @the-official-techpreist ?

[the-official-techpreist]

That was amazing, thank you very much… one question, whag is this object in my hand? I have never seen it before

[official-pacha]

Really now, @officialhades? I said I could handle this, and you got involved, and you used magic? You’re no good for my son. I don’t know what he sees in you. Why don’t you go back to hell?

[officialhades]

Sir I literally cant do that ? The “hell” I came from doesn’t exist anymore. I lost everything in the second war

[official-pacha]

Yeah I bet you fought on Mario’s side, huh?

[officialhades]

Uh no?

[official-pacha]

Ahh of course not. You’re too much of a furry capitalist after all

[officialhades]

Wh

What

[official-pacha]

You heard me.

[official-emperorkuzco]

Dad, please….Stop this…

[official-pacha]

Kuzco I only want what’s best for you

[official-emperorkuzco]

Dad… he is what’s best for me. I love him so much… I wish you would just try and get to know him

[official-pacha]

Look Kuzco I love you. But I’m not sure I’ll ever approve of your boyfriend. I just don’t think he’s right for you..

[edward-burger-official]

i can paint a better boyfriend for Kuzco for the low fee of all your money if you want

[official-pacha]

That might be the perfect solution… here, take the deed to my house, my old wedding ring, all of my gold… anything for my son to have someone better

[edward-burger-official]

Alright, i’m gonna need a few specifications for this. what colors are their hair and eyes, what race are they, and what build should they have?

[official-pacha]

Oh, um, alright! Probably someone with dark hair and eyes, he’s always liked guys with longer hair.. and preferably an Incan or Peruvian man. Maybe a slightly muscular man, but not over the top. Someone who would be kind to him.

[the-official-techpreist]

I am sorry, but I cannot allow this to happen, creating artificial life is a direct opposition to the Omnissiah’s will

[official-pacha]

Ugh fine,,, then do you at least know someone who can replace my boyfriends current boyfriend??? If I’m suddenly not allowed to make artificial life I at least want help finding him a suitor

[the-official-techpreist]

He does have a ‘suitor’ already, does be not? Why do you not like this current boyfriend, he seems to make him happy.

[edward-burger-official]

I’ve sort of already painted the person, and i don’t have any thinner on me. So he’s gonna be sticking around.

[the-official-techpreist]

You dare create artificial life? I should purge you where you stand, such things only lead to disaster

[edward-burger-official]

It’s not really life so much as a painting. a 3d, really realistic painting. a paint-person if you will.

[the-official-techpreist]

But they act on their own yes? Such things only invite disaster, trust me

[edward-burger-official]

Fine, i’ll get rid of him. i need paint thinner though, which i don’t have.

[the-official-techpreist]

I can just send some plasma bolts into the ‘paint person’ that should take care of them

[edward-burger-official]

plasma doesn’t erase paint.

[the-official-techpreist]

But it destroys it

[edward-burger-official]

Yes, but paint thinner is less messy. it also doesn’t make me nearly lose control of the spirit inside my brush, since paint thinner is seen as the only ethical way to get rid of paint constructs.

[the-official-techpreist]

Fine, go find your ‘paint thinner’

[edward-burger-official]

Ok. *he later comes back with a small jar of paint thinner, and pours it onto Kronk.*

[official-kronk]

Hey what are you doing? AHHHHHAHAH THAT BURNS

*still alive* that was kinda rude. Also I’m starting to think that uhhh you didn’t really create me... you summoned me from another world. I still had spinach puffs in the oven. Now the diner in the other world is burning down but maybe that’s for the best

[the-official-techpreist]

I require assistance

[corrin-official-blog]

What do you need help with?

[the-official-techpreist]

It would appear that something or someone had tampered with me, as my arms are currently not working

[corrin-official-blog]

Your arms aren’t working? What do you mean by that?… 

[the-official-techpreist]

The mechanisms in my arm are not working anymore, causing them to be unable to move

[corrin-official-blog]

Oh jeez, well, I’m not exactly tech savvy but I’ll do my best to fix your arms. Let me have a look at them. 

[the-official-techpreist]

Much apreciated, they simply stopped working while I was finishing up a thing I was making for May

[corrin-official-blog]

Wait, question, how do you turn your arms off and on? Is there a switch or something under all this metal or? 

[the-official-techpreist]

There is no switch, something inside must have malfunctioned

[corrin-official-blog]

You mind if I pry your arm open with my sword? 

[the-official-techpreist]

That is fine, just please be careful…

[corrin-official-blog]

Don’t worry, it’s a legendary sword that was made, I don’t know, a thousand or so years ago? It can’t do any real damage if I’m careful. *She jams her sword into his arm, takes off a metal plate and tosses it aside.* Ok, there’s a whole bunch of junk in here, no wonder it’s not working… 

[the-official-techpreist]

A lot of junk? Interesting… I wonder…

[corrin-official-blog]

*She reaches into his arm and rips out a few wires* Look at this stuff! It’s like someone poured noodles into your arm! 

[the-official-techpreist]

WAIT THAT IS

*sparks start flying out*

[corrin-official-blog]

Oh no, oh no. That’s not good, not good at all. *she takes off her cape and wraps it around his arm* I don’t think I was supposed to take that out… 

[the-official-techpreist]

You… destroyed the mechanisms… I require an experrinced mechanic now…

[corrin-official-blog]

No, I can fix it, I only ripped out two, three, five…. *She quickly counts on her fingers* Eight noodles. I can fix it. 

[the-official-techpreist]

They…. were…. wires…. energy levels…. falling

[corrin-official-blog]

No, no, no, uh *She peels back the cape and crams the wires back in there, digs into her pocket for a spare dragonstone, and crams it into his arm.* C’mon, don’t fail me now. 

[the-official-techpreist]

*he stands straught up and his eyes change colors*

01010101 01101110 01101011 01101110 01101111 01110111 00100000 01100101 01101110 01100101 01110010 01100111 01111001 00100000 01110011 01101111 01110101 01110010 01100011 01100101 00100000

*his arm starts spasming*

[corrin-official-blog]

Shit, shit, shit! *She looks around in a panic, and tightens her fist.* Forgive me for this, but, *She gives him a straight punch to the head, in hopes of knocking him out.*

[the-official-techpreist]

*he falls back and stops flailing*

01010011 01101000 01110101 01110100 01101001 01101110 01100111 00100000 01100100 01101111 01110111 01101110

*his eyes stop glowing*

[corrin-official-blog]

Oh, gods… I… *She gently taps his shoulder with her her foot* I killed him….. 

[the-official-techpreist]

*everynow and then a mechanical whirl can be heard from him*

[corrin-official-blog]

*She freaks out at the occasional sound, finally deciding to shake him* Come on, please! Wake up! Please….. 

[the-official-techpreist]

*nothing happens for a while then he starts beeping*

01010010 01100101 01100010 01101111 01101111 01110100 01101001 01101110 01100111

[corrin-official-blog]

*She backs away from him, reaching for her sword* I don’t like the sound of that… 

[the-official-techpreist]

01000100 01100101 01110100 01100001 01100011 01101000 01101001 01101110 01100111 00100000 01100010 01110010 01101111 01101011 01100101 01101110 01010000 01100001 01110010 01110100

*multiple whirls sound from his arm*

[corrin-official-blog]

*She inches a bit closer, poking at his arm with her Yato* 

[the-official-techpreist]

*the whirling stops and his eyes turn back on*

01010000 01110010 01101111 01100010 01101100 01100101 01101101 00100000 01100100 01101001 01110011 01110011 01100001 01110100 01100001 01100011 01101000 01100101 01100100

[corrin-official-blog]

You- Are you ok?…. 

[the-official-techpreist]

Besides losing my arm… I’m fine, though was knocking me our really necissary?

*he stands up, and his damaged arm falls off*

[corrin-official-blog]

Look, I panicked, and it’s better than me turning into a- Oh gods, somebody needs to fix that… 

[the-official-techpreist]

Clearly…

*he picks up his arm and the dragonstone falls out*

What is that object by the way? It almost overloaded my systems

[corrin-official-blog]

It’s a dragonstone that allows me to take control of my dragon form.

 *She picks up the dragonstone on the ground*

 Without it, if I were to transform into a dragon, I would lose my human self and go rampant. I thought it would be a good energy source since you said “energy levels failing”… 

[the-official-techpreist]

Dragon form? I remember you mentioning that before… it is indeed an energy source… it has too much energy for me to handle

[corrin-official-blog]

…My bad, I thought you required a lot of energy, since you’re basically covered in all this cool tech gear. 

[the-official-techpreist]

It is fine, you did not know… though I have a question, what are ‘noodles’

[corrin-official-blog]

Oh boy

*She clapped her hands together* 

Noodles are really, really good! They’re long, thin strips of dough, usually made of wheat, and you either fry them up, put them in soup, or eat them cold with some sauce.  There’s a lot of different names for the kind you use, too, like udon, soba, and soumen. Gods, you need to try eating some one day. 

[the-official-techpreist]

Ah, so it is a type of food, I recently learned about ‘cake’… back where I come from we only eat nutrition packets

[corrin-official-blog]

That’s it, I’m getting you some beef udon. You can’t live eating some garbage “nutrition packets”. You need real food. 

[the-official-techpreist]

Beef udon? What is that

And of course I can live eating nutrition packets, that is what they are made for

[corrin-official-blog]

It’s beef noodles, although, I think pork udon might be a better choice for you. And listen, those stupid nutrition packets will never compare to the taste of real food. It’ll never compete with the pork belly, scallions, rich broth, thick udon noodles, the kick of ginger, the mushroom, the soft-boiled egg and the naruto that makes Udon so great. 

[the-official-techpreist]

The nutrition pacts where not made with taste in mind, they where made to be cheap and effective

[corrin-official-blog]

Well, noodles are also cheap and effective, and while they were made, taste was is mind. 

[the-official-techpreist]

Interesting, but why? That seems like a waste of recourses

[corrin-official-blog]

A delicious waste of resources, now let’s stop yapping and get some for you. 

[the-official-techpreist]

Alright, if you say so

[corrin-official-blog]

*She starts walking towards their destination.* Don’t forget your arm! 

[the-official-techpreist]

Give me second

*a small skull thing comes and grabs it, taking it away, then he runs to catch up*

Alright I am ready

[corrin-official-blog]

Are you sure you’re ready? I’m warning you now, it’s gonna be delicious. 

[the-official-techpreist]

I am sure my systems can handle ‘delicious’

[corrin-official-blog]

You sure about that? I doubt you had something delicious before, instead of those “nutrition packets”, even the name of it sounds bland. 

[the-official-techpreist]

A child gave me a small piece of ‘cake’

So I think I can handle this ‘noodles’

[corrin-official-blog]

Alright, we’re here! *She raised her arms up towards a small shop* This is going to be so good, you won’t know what hit you. 

[the-official-techpreist]

Interesting… wait something is going to hit me? Why would we go here then?

[corrin-official-blog]

It’s an expression, it means that you don’t know that you’re in for a treat. *She heads inside, very much excited.* 

[the-official-techpreist]

*he follows*

If you say so, that is a weird expression

[corrin-official-blog]

Now, *she heads over to the counter, once again clapping her hands together in excitement* beef or pork? Which one would you like? 

[the-official-techpreist]

I don’t know… I don’t know what beef or pork is

[corrin-official-blog]

You know what, heck, I’ll order both, pork for you, beef for me, but you can try mine to see which you like best. *She placed their order and sat down*. 

[the-official-techpreist]

*he sits down*

Thank you for brining me here

[corrin-official-blog]

No problem, it’s the least I could do for uh…. ripping wires out of your arm..

 …ᵃⁿᵈ ᵖᵘⁿᶜʰᶦⁿᵍ ʸᵒᵘ ᵃⁿᵈ ᵏⁿᵒᶜᵏᶦⁿᵍ ʸᵒᵘ ᵒᵘᵗ…

Sorry about that. 

[the-official-techpreist]

It is fine, I probably need to replace and check most of my mechanisms anyways… last time I did was about…. 40 years ago, if I remember correctly

[corrin-official-blog]

40 years ago? How old are you? 

[the-official-techpreist]

Lets see, so, I was about 14 when I went through conversion, and that was back in the year 34,000… so I am roughly 7,014 years old

[corrin-official-blog]

7,014….. You don’t exactly look like it, and surprisingly enough, I think I might know someone near your age. 

[the-official-techpreist]

Really? Who is this person, I would enjoy meeting them

[official-pacha]

Hey sorry to interrupt but I heard you need your arm back on? If you want I can attach it really quick

[the-official-techpreist]

That would be most appreciated, as right now I have… well no arms

[official-pacha]

Yeah, that must be tough. Anyways, I won’t take long. Just enjoy your food and I’ll have this done in no time

[officialhades]

Hmm, I’ll fix you right up! *waves his finger and your arms are no reattached, with one of them holding a free raisin cookie* how’s that feel, @the-official-techpreist ?

[the-official-techpreist]

That was amazing, thank you very much… one question, whag is this object in my hand? I have never seen it before

[official-pacha]

Really now, @officialhades? I said I could handle this, and you got involved, and you used magic? You’re no good for my son. I don’t know what he sees in you. Why don’t you go back to hell?

[officialhades]

Sir I literally cant do that ? The “hell” I came from doesn’t exist anymore. I lost everything in the second war

[official-pacha]

Yeah I bet you fought on Mario’s side, huh?

[officialhades]

Uh no?

[official-pacha]

Ahh of course not. You’re too much of a furry capitalist after all

[officialhades]

Wh

What

[official-pacha]

You heard me.

[official-emperorkuzco]

Dad, please….Stop this…

[official-pacha]

Kuzco I only want what’s best for you

[official-emperorkuzco]

Dad… he is what’s best for me. I love him so much… I wish you would just try and get to know him

[official-pacha]

Look Kuzco I love you. But I’m not sure I’ll ever approve of your boyfriend. I just don’t think he’s right for you..

[edward-burger-official]

i can paint a better boyfriend for Kuzco for the low fee of all your money if you want

[official-pacha]

That might be the perfect solution… here, take the deed to my house, my old wedding ring, all of my gold… anything for my son to have someone better

[edward-burger-official]

Alright, i’m gonna need a few specifications for this. what colors are their hair and eyes, what race are they, and what build should they have?

[official-pacha]

Oh, um, alright! Probably someone with dark hair and eyes, he’s always liked guys with longer hair.. and preferably an Incan or Peruvian man. Maybe a slightly muscular man, but not over the top. Someone who would be kind to him.

[the-official-techpreist]

I am sorry, but I cannot allow this to happen, creating artificial life is a direct opposition to the Omnissiah’s will

[official-pacha]

Ugh fine,,, then do you at least know someone who can replace my boyfriends current boyfriend??? If I’m suddenly not allowed to make artificial life I at least want help finding him a suitor

[the-official-techpreist]

He does have a ‘suitor’ already, does be not? Why do you not like this current boyfriend, he seems to make him happy.

[edward-burger-official]

I’ve sort of already painted the person, and i don’t have any thinner on me. So he’s gonna be sticking around.

[the-official-techpreist]

You dare create artificial life? I should purge you where you stand, such things only lead to disaster

[official-kronk]

Uhhhh not to interrupt but I’m the person that was created and. What is going on