i am the official shark :O

I am the official shark. it/he. i like and follow from @m4yday-m4yday (blog is run by a minor. use your own dni) Banner ID: a tiger shark transparent image and an epaulette transparent image photoshopped to look like they are kissing in front of the lgbtq pride flag. they are surrounded by sparkle emojis and pride flag emojis.

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I am the official shark...

Behold my brethren, the other sharks. I humbly reblog them. My family. My blood.

Official shark pardner mayor: @shark-offical

Official shark images masterpost

Supreme Shark Club

Sometimes I reblog things that were meant to be for main, disregard as they are irrelevant to our mission

Before you send an ask:

My favorite shark is the epaulette shark. I've js got a lot of that same question ahhaha

Shark assignations are closed for the time being

Tags:

#that's a shark - any post identified as having a shark or relating to a shark. this is the official seal that makes it a shark, it cannot be officially considered a shark without my seal of approval

#official shark post - when a post does not contain an image of a shark but could be about a shark/fish cus fish includes shark

#that's a gay shark - shark posts with homoerotic undertones, or posts i have deemed Queer based on Vibes (invented during pride month, will continue out of pride month probably because i support fags year round)

#official shark announcement - announcement about this blog or all of shark-kind

#official shark asks - asks submitted to me, the Official Shark

#official shark assignations - for when I officially assign a shark image to your blorbo

#new shark png - when i make a new shark image

#official shark images - to find my official shark images masterpost

#official shark poll - polls for this blog

main blog @m4yday-m4yday

shark dividers here

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im waiting for the day i identify something as a shark and then some shark expert reblogs it and says "erm actually this isnt a shark sorry" and then i die of embarrassment

[cozycrimesimulator]

Even the greats have doubts

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the greats have obsessive compulsive disorder

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Sorry for not answering immediately. I'm still in school and trying to balance a kinda serious home life situation with it

Also, the cat's name is Winter, because we got him early winter.

Also, how's your week been?

- 🎥🦈

MOVIE SHARK!!!

you dont have to answer immediately, it's all good!

i hope whatever is going on at home gets better or you can get out of it. i have had my fair share of family problems so i feel for you.

that's an adorable cat name btw i love ittttt

my week has been good! went to new york to see death becomes her (i cried. i love my lesbians) and i got a new stuffed animal

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im waiting for the day i identify something as a shark and then some shark expert reblogs it and says "erm actually this isnt a shark sorry" and then i die of embarrassment

[i-suggest-transing-your-gender]

Shoutout to weird girls who became weird boys and weird boys who became weird girls and weird girls and boys who became both or neither. Let's all be weird and strange together

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There are no servals in this post. Directly.

[i-suggest-transing-your-gender]

Shout out to weird girls and weird boys who became servals

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this post has no sharks

[i-suggest-transing-your-gender]

Shout out to weird girls and weird boys who became blacktipped reefsharks

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[froggyforest]

Inspired by a science club meeting I decided to draw this beautiful creature :D the sixgill shark

my ko-fi:

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[ashie404]

miniature kandi shark i made tonight x3

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Guess whose backkkkk?!

Me! :3

How you been? Hope you're doing better!

I got a kitten and started watching Ninjago again because I miss my childhood

-🦈📷

MOVIE SHARK 🥺🥺🥺

I MISSED YOU

ive been okay, got officially diagnosed with autism and am getting ready to go see death becomes her on broadway this saturday cus its been my hyperfixation for the past four months. overall ive been decent, js tired :)

also yayayaya a kitten!!! what's its name???

[official-shark-s]

trying to be more active. gotta lock in. there are about 500 of you. gotta bring sharks to the table. am also autistic and have executive function problems. so i will probably keep hiding.

asks are back open though. official shark assignations are closed still, and to whoever sent me the ask wanting me to assign rogue from marvel rivals, i havent forgotten you (in fact i have been plagued with the guilt that i havent given you an answer). my inbox did delete your ask tho so if you wanna resend it and lemme answer it when i eventually get the spoons, feel free.

movie shark. ive missed you. i didnt wanna take your anonhood away but like i said i have a feeling ik who you are cus youre always the first to like my answers to your asks. but anyway unfortunately i had to sacrifice your lovely movie sharing so i could also turn off the rest of my asks. come back movie shark. movie shark i missed you.

to the rest of you hiiii 👋

[barbed-werecat]

There is a pet aquarium in my city that sells sharks. It's crazy, they have a whole host of expensive and rare fish.

Everytime i go check it out the two sharks are cuddling up together.. I love them.

(Zebra catshark and wobbegong)

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@spyrna-mo-chara

Thenk you for your tags. I accidentally misidentified the two sharks.

I agree. Sharks are so much different than average fishes, especially ones that live in an aquarium.

It says minimum requirement for the cat shark to be 1300 litres (if you kept it in a tank) knowing how the aquarium trade treats other fish that require even smaller dimensions (bala shark, gold fish, plecos)

These animals are so much different then an average goldfish as well.

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[i-am-a-fish]

yuri and yaoi are some of the best, most sacred things in the entire world

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Whale shark not detected (｡•́︿•̀｡)

[i-am-a-fish]

yuri and yaoi and whale shark are some of the best, most sacred things in the entire world

[whale-shark-detector]

Whale shark detected! Yippie

Thank you fish :3

[jerkeline]

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[lizardposting]

The "walking shark" (epaulette shark) :3

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[snek-of-eden]

WAKE UP GUYS ITS FRILLED SHARK FRIDAY

UP BITCHES UP TO FACE THE DAY

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pov your hyperfixation goes away and you dont wanna talk about it but you have a blog with more than 400 followers who are all united due to your old hyperfixation so youve gotta keep it strong:

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I think I am coming back, but I will not be assigning sharks for the time being (just a lot of effort and I am having trouble applying my efforts to anything other than my current hyperfixations: stuffed animals and death becomes her)

I will reblog things and stuff and feel free to tag me in posts you suspect contain sharks so I can make them Official.

To movie shark, I have my asks off but I suspect I know who you are and I always like seeing you in my notes :) I look forward to having them back on when I have the spoons.

[galactic-mayhem]

To all trans men on this site, im gonna put you onto something. If you are in need of a binder but have unsupportive parents or are closeted, if you have a fondness for the ocean, or if youre bored with the normal colors of binder available, go to Waterlust and get a top

As you can see above, theyre all patterned like marine life, but theyre also reversible! One side has the pattern, the other is solid color, and they're all fun colors like blues and reds and greens, but some like the whale and tiger shark ones are more subtle grays and blacks. I have the whale shark one and the spongebob one (which was a limited run), and theyre both very well designed and printed. My spongebob one has served me for roughly four years and it hasn't worn at all.

What really matters? The binding power, and these things are great. I'm a triple D cup and with a medium I look like I have subtle pecs. They're also much less compressive than other binders due to their materials (which are mostly recycled!), so you can wear them for longer without getting sore. When I did more intensive theater and band performances, I could still act, dance, and play bari sax without getting winded or hurting myself. They're also swim tops, and I've scuba dived in these as well comfortably.

If that wasn't all, proceeds from each purchase are donated towards marine conservation and education initiatives! Purchasing shark printed ones specifically donate to shark studies and conservation orgs, parrotfish and coral prints support coral restoration initiatives, and so on. The high price tag is for a good reason.

Overall, if you're looking for an all around good binder, one that matches your whimsey and supports a good cause, Waterlust is the place to go.

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I am going to be taking a break for the foreseeable future. I know I already made a post about not posting a lot, but I genuinely cannot bring myself to do anything related to this blog. I don't know why, I want to keep it running, but I'm burnt out for various reasons in my personal life right now and cannot find the motivation.

This is not the end of this blog, but it is a long break. I will not be answering asks, but I do see them!

I hope I will be back eventually.