natasha romanoff's fleshlight

Too gay to function 😓

[yyurination]

how i think each one would hold your hand in bed

(not my art!!)

[ri0t-grrrl-rob]

The silliesss🥹

I hope pb&jj meet during doomsday/secret wars🥹

[isthatmyjacket-rhiyo]

she's so hot

[agentinlove]

they all said "help me" not "weaponize me" btw

[wandaslovey]

just want you to know, natasha is 100% the type to wanna eat your pussy after a long day. i don’t mean after she had a long day, i mean you. pussy that’s been marinating all day.

no showering. no changing panties. no going into the bathroom to try and “freshen up.” just—no.

she wants to taste your day. and taste your day she does. she’ll trace her nose along your panties, inhaling deeply and humming in pleasure. then she’ll bite the softest part of your inner thigh (cause she just can’t help herself) and then moan into your pussy when she takes the first long lick like it’s the yummiest thing she’s ever had the chance of devouring.

so yeah, just so you know xx

[teenagegoopatrolhorse]

[agentinlove]

call me flynn rider because

[wandaslovey]

oh my fucking god i can’t decide if i wanna bite that little pooch or her biceps more RAHHHHHH IM FERAL

perfect position to imagine riding her strap btw

[blackwidowcanliftmjolnir]

Twas all Endgame was, I swear

[awkward-bob-reynolds]

I came across this new early readers children’s book during my shift at the library today that is all about the Avengers.

And look who it actually included!

[yyurination]

couldnt finish my push pop so naturally i had to pretend it was natasha romanoff

[animentality]

[animentality]

[animentality]

[isawken]

going over to my minimalist girlfriend’s house and she apologizes profusely for the mess and there’s just a single perfect, fresh pea on the floor of her living room

[bluelois]

Blue Lois

[isawken]

can i help you

[redmarge]

Red Marge

[isawken]

jesus christ. I Am Under Fucking Attack

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[isawken]

i deserve a medal for this post. not because i was particularly funny but because i survived an onslaught of nearly one hundred gimmick blogs in the wake of this post popping off, and the fact that i didn’t try to track any of them down and snuff them out with my bare hands is a testament to my immeasurable strength and should be rewarded. at one point i had “the official letter h” add on to this post. you wanna know that blog’s gimmick? the really funny and original and worthwhile gimmick the official letter h blog had? yep you guessed it they just gave me the god damned letter H and then fucked off. only jesus knows the suffering i endured over that harsh winter, and he wept for me

[witchtwig]

I love Agatha letting people believe the rumours about her, feeding into them. Of course she eats babies, she's a wicked witch after all! Sacrificed her son, don't you know?

[incorrect-multiverse]

Agatha: Yeah, a partner sounds nice, but a supreme enemy you can make out with in secret sometimes sounds a lot more hardcore.