tell me im pretty

im elizabeth and i track the tag algiebra and official-skype ~used to be algiebra~

[claytostone-deactivated20210908]

To prove a point to my mom, Reblog if you would go to comic con if you could.

[fndungeonmom]

THERE WOULD BE NO HESITATION. I WOULD GO THERE IN MY UNDERWEAR IF I HAD TO

[libby-doe-mods-denofiniquity-de]

I would so totally cosplay

[official-skype]

I went and it is so worth it

[official-skype]

are toilets considered furniture bc u sit on them and they are the porcelain throne

[toiletblogofficial]

yea

[43i3930oi4394854958-deactivated]

[sunflora-seeds]

there’s a copy of the declaration of independence on the bulletin board in my western civ class

today while my teacher was out of the room i stole it and put this up in its place

my teacher laughed and asked who took it but nobody told on me so i got away with it

i did it i stole the declaration of independence

[everybidenjusthavegoodtime]

ya know that kid whos at the arcade and is just watching the demo for a game but they’re pressing the buttons like they’re playing?? well that’s how i’m handling adulthood so far

[jurobins]

"free shipping"

"with orders of $50 or more!"

[thenewczar-deactivated20140405]

I didn’t think tumblr knew that meaning of “shipping”

[jurobins]

I bet you drink tea

[minuetforest-blog-blog]

My mom is freaking out because she can’t find the banana bread she just baked so now she thinks she imagined making it the entire time and that she’s going mad when in reality I stole the banana bread from the kitchen after it was done and now I’m currently eating it as she has a meltdown in the kitchen

[minuetforest-blog-blog]

Update: half of the bread is gone and so is all of my mom’s dignity

[timelordbadboy]

It looks like your mom’s gone

Bananas

[minuetforest-blog-blog]

Did you just-

[official-skype]

um

um

[wholedonut]

Me:

You:

[anonymouscrane]

*pelvic thrusts kitchen drawers closed*

[shortvideosandstuff]

[sterlingthorne-art-deactivated2]

~♪~ Welcome to the Space Jam ~♫~

[tetsuota-deactivated20150131]

wen u see someone get a sick burn 

[luuvbird-deactivated20140614]

look a t my  fucking hair its ? mess

[chaosquotient]

wait wtf that’s my face

wtf you have my face

[luuvbird-deactivated20140614]

[stbigg-deactivated20231120]

[charaznable]

the parent trap: modern au

[allmonds]

And this is why my brother is failing pre-algebra for the second time

[officialunitedstates]

what do you call someone who smokes two marijuanas

[officialunitedstates]

double jointed

[officialunitedstates]

what do you call someone who smokes three marijuanas

[officialunitedstates]

dead

drugs kill, kids

[official-skype]

A Church Is Left Completely Destroyed After A Water Tank Burst

A church was left in shock after their once called refuge was destroyed. On Sunday, January 26, church owners arrived to destruction. A large water tank busted upstairs, spreading copious amounts of water everywhere, destroying walls, floors, ceilings, and equipment (computers, sound systems, instruments, and so forth). You may not believe in God, but this church welcomed everyone and loved everyone, and it’s sad to see what one has worked so hard for become destroyed. This church cared for everyone and left no one behind. The people of the church are completely devastated. Here is the aftermath: 

Although the church has not asked for donations to help repair, they do have a paypal. You can donate here, by scrolling down and clicking the “donate” button at the bottom of the page, any amount is appreciated. 

Thanks.

[official-skype]

UPDATE: They have lost over 6,000 dollars in equipment damage. Please reblog and maybe they can get back what they've lost.

[wingbeifong-deactivated20160204]

if im ever angry with u just give me mcdonalds fries. im not saying ill forgive u but ill have fries and its a start