Hey there this is my blog try not to be impressed

Hi I'm Evan. I'm 16 and male. if you like reblogged posts then stick around

[eggzaki]

my kink is bein friendly and havin a good time

[marcitlali]

mine is bondage

[eggzaki]

thanks

[sleepingsquidstudios-deactivate]

I’m dying last night we had a house party and at one point I remembered I have a lit paper due this week and decided to get started on it, this morning I woke up to this

[lolexpress]

When a body part falls asleep

[theimaginarythoughts-deactivate]

This is the best gif to depict that feeling

[electronicwanderings]

THIS

[coltre]

please take pictures of your friends. take pictures of your friends when they laugh, and when they are happy. And when they are sad, too. Take pictures of them partying, studying, eating, or sleeping in your bed. Take pictures of their new hair color, or new shoes, take pictures of them while they roll their first cigarette, and take pictures of their last, when they quit smoking. take pictures of your friends just being themselves. Tell them they are beautiful all the time you think it. They may dislike these pictures now. but  one day, very very far from this year, they will be thankful

[classicmeevs]

[upworthy]

‘MythBusters’ puts the classic insult ‘You throw like a girl!‘ to the test.

The hit show “MythBusters” wanted to see if there’s a distinct difference in the way a guy throws a ball versus the way a girl throws a ball.

They put eight people in four different age groups up against each other to analyze their throws. They had the subjects throw with their dominant arm first. Then they had them use their non-dominant arm because, without practice or training of any sort, it’s sort of like you’re throwing for the first time. This is when the real results showed.

When using their non-dominant arm with zero training, the guys were more accurate, but the girls threw faster.

[licknuhohoho-deactivated2015121]

Thank god these old white dudes are breaking down gender norms

[buzzfeed]

There’s a Chrome extension that replaces “Millennials” with “Snake People” and it’s pretty great. [x]

[efewfwrfewf-deactivated20150615]

i bought this skull for a cosplay and

[elleshellsbells]

Are you cosplaying hamlet?

[retrocize-deactivated20160515]

important things tumblr will not teach you

hating everyone will get you nowhere

actual depression fucking sucks

having low self esteem isn’t cute

you are as pretty as you believe you are

cigarettes will kill you

[death-limes]

even the best/most moral argument will be met with resistance if it is presented in a spiteful and immature way

no one person can speak for an entire group

there is a difference between embracing and exploiting/romanticizing

[frederick-the-great]

Shouting does not mean you’re right.

Appealing to emotion does not mean you’re right.

Most things in life are not as simple, straightforward and black and white as tumblr will make you believe.

Most people are too complicated to be reduced to simple labels.

Everyone screws up. Including you. You’re not perfect, you’re as flawed and inconsistent as everyone else. The sooner you learn this the better.

[fasterfood]

what happens if an undercover cop posing as a drug dealer deals to an undercover cop posing as a drug buyer

[aspen-queen-deactivated20160106]

I read about where something similar to this happened except they were investigating prostitution and they arrested each other and like a year later ended up getting married. 

[zeldaxsnowcrow]

it sounds like the plot of a fanfic

[drugsupplier]

*sees a really hot boy in English class*

me: romeo and juliet act 3 scene 5 line 176

[dustpunny]

hot damn

[ashes-rust-and-stardust]

make a playwright want to retire man

[sunkingdoms-deactivated20170403]

stop. wait a minute. fill my cup put some poison in it.

[pardonmewhileipanic]

Take a sip, fake your death Juliet! Exit left!

[jankybones]

This is the sassiest fucking dashboard set up I’ve seen in my entire life.

[jacobtheloofah]

i wanna make a cartoon about a spanish pig who always questions things

it’ll be called por qué pig

[chickenstab]

[throamvevo-deactivated20161213]

THAT IS SO CUTE

[hailgroudon-blog]

pork qué

[pigeonsandnonsense]

[xaina-cosplays]

the best moment in any media involving super heroes ever

[pipchirisu]

Let’s stop asking Who’s the boy/girl in the relationship and start asking who’s the blue/red.

[octoberspirit]

Yeah, I can see it.

[ryttu3k]

[cinderidiot]

[paintedprintedpaper]

[dreamyeyedrose]

[mjwatson]

[everrsoswiftly]

Still my favorite thing

[gayw]

danny fenton: -wears a shirt to the water park -accidentally uses the womens restroom -“i would tell you to use the mens room but i dont think you qualify” -chest occasionally bulges in his ghost suit -is a trans boy

[gayw]

reblog this make cis people mad that im “ruining their childhood”

[fursecutions-deactivated2016112]

literally the entire show danny phantom was a metaphor for being in the closet tho??? cis people get mad at the most asinine shit

[the-number-one-darvo-fangirl-de]

I don’t really mind a trans boy in kids cartoons but may I see actual sources and visual proof?

[fursecutions-deactivated2016112]

Danny Fenton

-constantly having to hide a core part of his identity from his family due to fear of rejection

-constantly has to deal with his family’s casual(and often not so casual) hatred of ghosts, a group to which he belongs. 

-is only out as a ghost to a select group of his closest friends who he trusts with his secret. 

liteally how could you not interpret this as a metaphor for being in the closet

[gayw]

YES!!!