Alternative Facts

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jamal khashoggi is alive and living in cuba. can’t believw these lies

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how do I delete people I disagree with

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like from real life

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how do I delete people I disagree with

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just returned from hibernation I now know literally everything

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lol just disproved flat earth rip

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Sorry I haven’t been posting it’s because facts don’t exist anymore

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They’re watching

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What is the “mac” in mac and cheese? Everyone keeps laughing whenever I ask but won’t tell me

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repeal and replace: the law of gravity

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Maybe the government will shut down for good and we can just have anarchy

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my little pony except they all have human feet

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i can never face my family again

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Good

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dont joke about murder i was murdered once and it offends me

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tRIGGERED

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you jnow theres no proof that our teeth dont retract up into our gums every time we close our mouths

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I can lick em

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you dont know what those are

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ohio’s voting law is such a good idea! democracy sucks anyway

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you all discuss the forbidden snacks, but what about the…

FORBIDDEN PLAYGROUND

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It’s only forbidden if you’re a fucking coward

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YOU SUCK

You’re just mad because I’m so woke

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Haha it snowed in the Sahara take that you climate change snowflakes