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left-reminders

officialcanadaofficielle

proper mental health expenses are absolutely fiscally responsible

Ugly! Ugly! Ugly! Fucking homophobe, transphobe, and UGLY! Ace people aren't LGBT!

Ace people are disenfranchised because of their sexual identity, they fit best within the branch of LGBT. Transgender isn’t a sexuality but including them within the LGBT community allows their struggles to be more prominent, I can, will, and do make the same argument when debating the inclusion of asexuals within the LGBT community.To contrast I do not believe that “otherkin” should be supported by the LGBT community because I don’t see our current understanding of gender and sexuality as including this as a gender or sexual issue, it is one of more abstract personal expression, which any otherkin is absolutely free to express.I have also recently seen a movement to include pedophilia within the LGBT community, and I disagree with this because children do not have developed enough ideas about themselves to operate on an equal footing with an adult. There is too large a power balance to ever think that consent can be given and children must be protected from people who wish to do long term damage to their psyche.

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stoneroses

funneestuff

i find it so sad that he smiles less and less as the years go on. this picture really is worth a thousand words. :(

asukaalangley

I can’t take this site

snorlaxatives

garlic memes??? i feel like his has such a niche audience but i feel it

apollowned

@mangajohncena

mangajohncena

JUST BECAUSE THAT ONE TIME I THOUGHT A BULB WAS A CLOVE !!!

Can someone please

Direct me to the nearest aesthetic blog that represents someone doing the macarena to the sounds of a dialup modem?

#aesthetic #90s aesthetic #dialup modem #macarena

colehersch

nobodysuspectsthebutterfly

officialcanadaofficielle

@inkmouth let's do it

rackletang

officialcanadaofficielle

#drawspockontheCanadianfivedollarbill #doallthedrugs #downloadcars #FREETHENORTHAMERICANHOUSEHIPPO

progressivefriends

This happened.

thebibliosphere

The international space station willing to make sacrifices none else would. That is some Star Trek level of tolerance.

deliriumsetin

Either that or they plan to push him out an airlock when no ones looking…

thebibliosphere

Still counts.

alltheladiesyouhate

do you ever watch something and think “this was written by a man”

humanbeanisnotamused

i was up late night watching an episode of criminal minds fairly recently, for lack of a better thing to do. in the opening scene there are these two girls getting into their car in like a supermarket parking lot, not very well lit, in the middle of the night. another car drives up right behind theirs and won’t move out of the way so this one girl is like “im gonna go see what this guy’s problem is” and gets out of the car, in a poorly lit parking lot, to confront a man who was behaving aggressively to them.

so that was the precise moment i realised that episode was written by a man.

outcider

I was watching an episode of CSI where the entire reason they were going forward with the case was that ‘no woman would wear a bra this expensive without also wearing the matching panties’. What porn logic is this? I was, at that moment, wearing the exact bra the Jane Doe was wearing and fuck no I didn’t spring for the matching panties. Even if I did, I wouldn’t wear them as often as a bra. Panties I wash daily. Bras? Not so much.

But in CSI World, police resources were being mobilized on how irregular it would be for a woman to wear a $36 bra, but not caring about how she would look in just underthings.

tiger-in-the-flightdeck

Never mind not matching, but that they think $36 is expensive for a bra is probably the number one sign it was written by a man.

thequeerofthenorth

In Star Wars Padmé goes for Anakin while Ewan McGregor is around

cuddlybuboes

That last comment, tho. 😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭

officialcanadaofficielle

You mean: "In Star Wars Padmé goes for Anakin."

spiritguardian

In which scientists have no chill and it’s amazing

cuddlybuboes

Oh my god. 😂😂😂😂😂😭😂😂😂😭😭😭

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I hit reblog so fast there was a tsunami in the Pacific.

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Throwback to the time my poor German teacher had to explain the concept of formal and informal pronouns to a class full of Australians and everyone was scandalised and loudly complained “why can’t I treat everyone the same?” “I don’t want to be a Sie!” “but being friendly is respectful!” “wouldn’t using ‘du’ just show I like them?” until one guy conceded “I suppose maybe I’d use Sie with someone like the prime minister, if he weren’t such a cunt” and my teacher ended up with her head in her hands saying “you are all banned from using du until I can trust you”

deflare

God help Japanese teachers in Australia.

languageoclock

if this isnt an accurate representation of australia idk what is

derinthescarletpescatarian

Australia’s reverse-formality respect culture is fascinating. We don’t even really think about it until we try to communicate or learn about another culture and the rules that are pretty standard for most of the world just feel so wrong. I went to America this one time and I kept automatically thinking that strangers using ‘sir’ and ‘ma’am’ were sassing me.

Australians could not be trusted with a language with ingrained tiers of formal address. The most formal forms would immediately become synonyms for ‘go fuck yourself’ and if you weren’t using the most informal version possible within three sentences of meeting someone they’d take it to mean you hated them.

hollowedskin

100% true.

the difference between “‘scuse me” and “excuse me” is a fistfight

fozmeadows

See also: the Australian habit of insulting people by way of showing affection, which other English-speakers also do, but not in a context where deescalating the spoken invective actively increases the degree of offence intended, particularly if you’ve just been affectionately-insulting with someone else.

By which I mean: if you’ve just called your best mate an absolute dickhead, you can’t then call a hated politician something that’s (technically) worse, like a total fuckwit, because that would imply either that you were really insulting your mate or that you like the politician. Instead, you have to use a milder epithet, like bastard, to convey your seething hatred for the second person. But if your opening conversational gambit is slagging someone off, then it’s acceptable to go big (”The PM’s a total cockstain!”) at the outset.

Also note that different modifiers radically change the meaning of particular insults. Case in point: calling someone a fuckin’ cunt is a deadly insult, calling someone a mad cunt is a compliment, and calling someone a fuckin’ mad cunt means you’re literally in awe of them. Because STRAYA.

kayloulee

case in point: the ‘Howard DJs like a mad cunt’ meme.

I recommend this bloody good article by Mark Di Stefano of Buzzfeed Australia about the origin of John Howard’s DJ skills: We Found The Guy Behind Australia’s Greatest Ever Meme.

princessparadoxical

1. I work for the Australian National Audit Office as a federal performance analyst and literally everyone in the office refers to each other by their first name. Even the Auditor-General gets called by his first name, and he’s an independent officer of the Parliament, appointed by the Governor-General on the recommendation of the Joint Committee of Public Accounts and Audit (JCPAA) and the Prime Minister.

2. This is like the fourth time I’ve reblogged this due to additional A+ commentary.