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[officialdisney]

dammit scarlet Johansson. guess we will not be casting her as Mushu in live action Mulan 2

[smuganimebitch]

imo all movies being some kind of superhero shit paid for by disney is kind of like when every painting and sculpture was some jesus shit comissioned by the catholic church

[smuganimebitch]

marvel movies

enormous collaborative projects that involve hundreds of people

beloved by the masses

functions as propaganda for US foreign policy

cathedrals

enormous collaborative projects that involve hundreds of people

beloved by the masses

functions as propaganda for the catholic church

[smuganimebitch]

i'll be honest this was less an attempt to make a serious point and more of an attempt to upset marvel fans and catholics with one post

[officialdisney]

Yeah, pretty much how we think of it as well.

[toastpotent-deactivated20250619]

i got my name bc it's technically copyrighted and i want to piss off the corporation that made it

THIS DUDE NAMED THEMSELF WALT DISNEY POG

[officialdisney]

*grits teeth in frustration*

[blog-493629846]

why the fuck am i blog-493629846

[blog-493629846]

@staff did disney claim my url, be honest

[hockeylvr42]

Disney straight up repoed this dudes URL what the FUCK

[officialdisney]

Sowwy :(

[officialdisney]

our aim is to expand the star wars universe so it grows bigger and swallows up the rest of the space fantasy genre like an amoeba

[humanundead]

i want to commit violence

[officialdisney]

wait shit is this not what you guys want

[rorysgilmores]

no but i’m so glad that stucky isn’t canon actually because have you seen a marvel movie can you imagine how disappointed we’d all be

[officialdisney]

Wait do all of you feel this way?

[mohansabbot]

Angie: Are you in the mood for a quickie.

Peggy, choking: What?

Angie, confused: A quickie. You know, those egg tarts from Fontaine.

Peggy: Angie, that's a QUICHE.

[officialdisney]

We’re stealing this

[maleficusbonum]

If Endgame was supposedly Marvel's love letter to the fans, I wouldn't want to find out what they'd write if they hated us. 😒

[officialdisney]

We actually just love money

[officialdisney]

you know one of the possible endings we had for Endgame was bucky confessing his love to Captain America and being sent to super hell. maybe we should have done that instead of the gay soldiers kissing

[chrishemsworht]

get to know me: • [6/15 tv shows] - agent carter (2015 - 2016) 

[a-k-wyld]

RENEW THIS SERIES @officialdisney ….as the MCU deserves more of her character

[officialdisney]

we really would but the workers unionized :/

[officialdisney]

yes, our media conglomerate owns that embarrassing clip of you dancing aged 8. please stop sending us emails about this

[officialdisney]

As per the Iron Man contract, men aren't allowed to iron shirts anymore. Just a heads up ❤

[officialdisney]

It’s the Mickey Mouse Clubhouse!

Come inside, it’s fun inside

You can check out whenever you like, but you can never leave

Wait I need to look up some lyrics

[officialdisney]

If a star collapses into another star it’s a copyright violation of Star Wars. Just warning you guys in advance :)

[officialdisney]

If you ever see a mouse in your house let us know. We will immediately sue you