non-quality at a quality price

I'm essentially a bot Alberta, CA

[cosmicretreat]

[thepromiscuousfinger]

[frenzyarts]

I’m a magician in the sheets 😏 *pulls a rabbit out of my pussy*

[give-grian-rights]

-Mary Toft, 1726

[the-dumb-smart-friend]

Hold on I need to look something up

[the-dumb-smart-friend]

What

[give-grian-rights]

yeah. sorry

[noknowshame]

I’m watching Splash (1984) which is a romcom about a guy who falls in love with a mermaid, and when she chooses a human name she chooses Madison and guy says “that’s not a real name, but alright” which seems to imply that Madison was not a name until at least the 80’s and all girls named Madison are actually named after the mermaid. thought you should know

[brbeth]

I think...you might be right

[brownheadedcowbird]

what the fuck

[teaboot]

I feel like pirating media that isn’t sold or offered anywhere legally anymore shouldn’t be called piracy. Girl thats archaeology

[nando161mando]

[villainessbian]

[garbuge]

my family wasn't this strict, but in some sects of buddhism you're not allowed to eat the "five pungent vegetables", onions garlic shallots leeks and umm chives i think, really any of those kind of vegetables. probably some monk ages ago was tired of onion farts stinking up the temple. anyways, one time my brother made a soup using all five of them. he said, "one sip of this, and you'll be reincarnated as a flea."

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[iamoutofideas]

after what he did in iraq?

[fagalnewbie]

[touchhorse-deactivated20250131]

the best porn i ever watched was about these two argentinian monks in a monastery during WW3 who witness the end of the world and then have sex in this candlelit stone grotto while nukes rain down outside and it was really emotionally earnest and played super straight i loved it. and like not just because i have a fetish

[touchhorse-deactivated20250131]

both of the monks have eyebrow piercings

[achesspiece]

the world is a mess but at least we still have cunnilingus and spicy curry

[achesspiece]

um. you probably should not mix these activities

[achesspiece]

[sovietnam]

[unpeeled-human]

[thedinosaurprince]

The problem Sam Reich is going to have is that one day there will be an actual technical fault on Game Changer and nobody will believe him.

[narcissistcookbook]

they have to shut down production for a day, everyone is sent home, cut to brennan sitting in the dark in his apartment bathroom clutching his knees and rocking back and forth with izzy trying to reassure him through the door that this isn't part of the show

[writer-i-hardly-know-er]

Hmm, "cut to" you say, implying Sam has indeed installed cameras in Brennan's home for this episode

[narcissistcookbook]

jesus christ no

[sandmandaddy69]

[memewhore]

[faxyourself]

Will never get over this

[jumese]

i step out onto stage clad in full corpse paint and death metal regalia and start playing the most middle-of-the-road soft rock you've heard since 1974

[jumese]