Good Vibes

Hello my lovelies

[floozys-deactivated20180908]

me every year

winter: *kills all the flowers and the leaves*

me: i guess this is just the way it is forever now :/

spring: hey bonch 

me:

[bob-belcher]

[glitterhoney-deactivated2017062]

[youngbadmanbrown-deactivated201]

I hope jesus comes back as a rapper

[urie]

nicki minaj is already here

[regicearchive]

[snout]

being a macroorganism is so stressful. i want to know what my cells are doing. I don’t like how unsupervised they are

[mugicha1]

[perchu-deactivated20180224]

[clownhive]

no

[perchu-deactivated20180224]

[1800screencaps]

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

Me, when I run into people I went to high school with in public.

[tastefullyoffensive]

by Imitation Lobster

[dawwwwfactory]

Mom’s potato staring at me across the room

[thewickedavatar]

this dog looks exactly like what renaissance era painters thought dogs looked like

[officialgodess]

me on the phone with my boss: hey i won't be coming into work today, i tried pulling out of my driveway but my dog was looking out the window at me real sad. sorry for the inconvenience

[plainwhitebees]

Date a boy who

gay

[nostrem]

[weavemama]

trump: *puts his hand on the bible during his inauguration*

god:

[hyperillusion-deactivated201707]

Man if you guys could have heard this noise I made when I saw this

[sonicboomfan17-deactivated20180]

I almost died laughing

[babysza]

LMFAAOOOO

[neurocripple]

someone: *asks me a yes/no question* me: huh? what did you ask? them: i said- me, finally processing the question: yes

[cilly-murphy]