CDC

I like chemicals

[officialish-cdc]

hi! I’ve finally decided to make an introduction, so here it is.

That’s my persona. Let’s clear it up, I’m not even a barely official CDC, as the name might suggest (whoops!) I just really like them:)

gender? Heh. Fluid... You can use just about any pronouns... just don't refer to me as anything weird

My hobbies include drawing, writing, and being silly (I am not funny), however I would like to note that I like to read and talk to others.

I like twenty one pilots, but that’s obvious. I also like chemistry, geography, history, love, my plants, CATS, v a c c i n e s, My Child Lebensborn, and of course the CDC. I post about these!

"<3" for positive posts

"My husband" for posts that feature @/cia-officialfrfr ——

The containment rooms

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I don’t really have a DNI nor do I block often. But this is a HOSTILE place for Nazis, Racists, Sexists, Homophobes, Transphobes, Trump Supporters, ICE supporters, and Republicans. There’s definitely more on there! So a general rule of thumb is that if you discriminate against people, prejudice them, or abuse others purposefully, then you’re not safe here.

[the-worm-in-his-head]

If RFK jr shed his earthly flesh and began an upward rise (ascending mayhaps) into the stratosphere via a tightrope constructed purely of happy lobby receipts towards the nearest Golden Plover (an acceptably medium sized bird undeserving of its name) at the speed of 17.8 miles per hour, what countermeasures would you (the worm) and a single Bosnian man named Hugo Herzegovina employ to prevent RFK jrs ascension?

Hey fuck you I will NOT accept plover slander.

[officialish-cdc]

avoiding the question i see

[cia-officialfrfr]

can i get help with my summer plans, i genuinely have no idea what i can do, no money no car and everywhere is apparently dangerous. friend group has full attendance at 7 teenagers, so we are given very dirty looks at most places. i have some things i can and cannot do listed. please help i am so bored

[officialish-cdc]

you gotta stop being such a worry-flurry, or you'll never get to do the things that you do want, half of these are shut down by things you're worried about. We could probably do group online things. We could probably go to the park by my place, it has shade and water fountains

[cia-officialfrfr]

my parents

[officialish-cdc]

Those are your PARENTS worries? 😭😭😭 goodNESS

[cia-officialfrfr]

can i get help with my summer plans, i genuinely have no idea what i can do, no money no car and everywhere is apparently dangerous. friend group has full attendance at 7 teenagers, so we are given very dirty looks at most places. i have some things i can and cannot do listed. please help i am so bored

[officialish-cdc]

you gotta stop being such a worry-flurry, or you'll never get to do the things that you do want, half of these are shut down by things you're worried about. We could probably do group online things. We could probably go to the park by my place, it has shade and water fountains

[always-full-ossuary]

I wanna yell about how absolutely RAD it is that they're testing a potentially effective human vaccine for a hookworm species.....vaccines for helminths are incredibly difficult to make! Vaccines for parasites in general are incredibly difficult to make! There's also vaccines for malaria being tested! Good shit (and especially good science) /is/ happening, it's out there. I'm never gonna lose hope in us <3

[the-worm-in-his-head]

:(!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[officialish-cdc]

:D!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[officialish-cdc]

I love when my miis are on dates its so cute

[cia-officialfrfr]

had to screenshot it because apple was saying its inappropriate

[cia-officialfrfr]

needletail, worst behaved apprentice in shadowclan history

[officialish-cdc]

Doing the generational "shhh... you can have this, but don't tell mom" that my dad did with me.

You see, me and my brother were playing around his desk, when he handed us a bottle cap's amount of orange soda to try. He was playing games, I think, and just happened to have some on him.

Yesterday, my little sister was watching me play stardew, when I recalled the memory. And also, happened to have baja blast nearby. So, naturally, I asked her if she wanted to try some, and gave her a bottle cap's full.

She said it was spicy 🙃

[officialish-cdc]

whoever said miis can only raise one kid at a time is a liar

i made them a kid so that they wouldnt keep asking to have UGLY kids 😭😭😭 you do NOT need MORE

[officialish-cdc]

another ugly kid yo

[officialish-cdc]

whoever said miis can only raise one kid at a time is a liar

i made them a kid so that they wouldnt keep asking to have UGLY kids 😭😭😭 you do NOT need MORE

[officialish-cdc]

Gave my mii a made costume as a joke to cheer them up after a fight, but didnt calm the other mii down

Sorry man

[officialish-cdc]

HOW DO I CHEER THEM UP I AM FAILING MISERABLY

[the-worm-in-his-head]

I prescribe 3 rounds of recreational arson. NO SSRIs.

[officialish-cdc]

No i just forced them to interact with the CIA mii until a cutscene was triggered. It was very cute

No longer sad:)

[officialish-cdc]

Mom saged the house last night and it brings me comfort bc i like the small of sage:)

[hungry-mongoose]

*nibbles post*

[officialish-cdc]

SHOO!!!

[hungry-mongoose]

*spreads rabies*

[officialish-cdc]

NOW I HAVE TO CATCH YOU 😡

[the-worm-in-his-head]

and eat them?

[officialish-cdc]

No, I am not the stupid idiot you pilot

[the-worm-in-his-head]

that is, A, redundant, B, he has a law degree. what do you have?

[officialish-cdc]

i have me:3

[the-worm-in-his-head]

I have me, AND I have Bobby.

[officialish-cdc]

wow that’s almost a full person

[the-worm-in-his-head]

That's mean. :(

[officialish-cdc]

Pretend im sticking my tongue out to taunt you, I couldn’t find a good gif

[officialish-cdc]

Mom saged the house last night and it brings me comfort bc i like the small of sage:)

[hungry-mongoose]

*nibbles post*

[officialish-cdc]

SHOO!!!

[hungry-mongoose]

*spreads rabies*

[officialish-cdc]

NOW I HAVE TO CATCH YOU 😡

[the-worm-in-his-head]

and eat them?

[officialish-cdc]

No, I am not the stupid idiot you pilot

[the-worm-in-his-head]

that is, A, redundant, B, he has a law degree. what do you have?

[officialish-cdc]

i have me:3

[the-worm-in-his-head]

I have me, AND I have Bobby.

[officialish-cdc]

wow that’s almost a full person

[officialish-cdc]

Mom saged the house last night and it brings me comfort bc i like the small of sage:)

[hungry-mongoose]

*nibbles post*

[officialish-cdc]

SHOO!!!

[hungry-mongoose]

*spreads rabies*

[officialish-cdc]

NOW I HAVE TO CATCH YOU 😡

[the-worm-in-his-head]

and eat them?

[officialish-cdc]

No, I am not the stupid idiot you pilot

[the-worm-in-his-head]

that is, A, redundant, B, he has a law degree. what do you have?

[officialish-cdc]

i have me:3

[officialish-cdc]

Mom saged the house last night and it brings me comfort bc i like the small of sage:)

[hungry-mongoose]

*nibbles post*

[officialish-cdc]

SHOO!!!

[hungry-mongoose]

*spreads rabies*

[officialish-cdc]

NOW I HAVE TO CATCH YOU 😡

[the-worm-in-his-head]

and eat them?

[officialish-cdc]

No, I am not the stupid idiot you pilot

[officialish-cdc]

Are you clean

To the point some may even call me squeaky

[the-worm-in-his-head]

God, the left has even gotten to personal hygiene, like has nobody ever heard of bodily autonomy???? Like it's called 'personal' hygiene, not 'everybody's business' hygiene.

[officialish-cdc]

there are bigger fish to fry