“snort...snort...” snorted Prince Nikolai Andreich

Proud member of the Hating Anatole Kuragin Club @war_and_peace_memes on Instagram. Main is @metaphysical-cheese.

[socklines]

every day since i finished war and peace i think about how leo tolstoy was a misogynist

[dolokhoded]

really obsessed with the contrast of post duel 17 benadryl induced ramble dolokhov telling nikolai he's only still alive because he's waiting to meet his perfect other half who will be a perfect woman who's done no wrong and will fix him and make him clean and new vs his bestie being literally anatole kuragin

[meschersyeux]

was missing petya badly today. drew this in about 7 minutes after not drawing hardly anything for about a week. hopefully i can draw more of him cause i have a pretty good idea for an art piece that will be more than a sketch. anyway, here’s this for now.

[anistarrose]

hyperfixating on a fictional woman who went underdeveloped in canon is literally FUN and the 80-90% of fandom people who only do the same for background character men have no idea of the degree to which they are fucking missing out

[anistarrose]

no tumblr i have faith that this post will be found by the enlightened 10-20 percent

[ID from alt: the "post without tags" pop up. End ID.]

[anistarrose]

hour 1 of thinking about an underdeveloped woman: idk it would've been nice if she had more screentime

hour 100 of thinking about an underdeveloped woman: ok but despite having only eight lines of dialogue she is literally THE most interesting nuanced and tragic character in the entire series and these writers had no idea what they even had. how is no one else seeing this it's literally so objectively obvious

[sivusuun]

ngl having opinions on classic lit is intimidating because people have been studying these books for like one william years and i'm over here on tumblr instead of making sure i don't get kicked out of school. but also who cares here is ivan karamazov's fursona

[sivusuun]

[ID: Reblog tags by user officialleotolstoy that say: "#trust me guys. i have no credentials but i know and percieve the truth" /End ID.]

wdym?? you're literally Official Leo Tolstoy.

[officialleotolstoy]

My secret is revealed…

[sivusuun]

i thought this response weird because i can clearly see your name floating above your speech so it's no secret at all, but then i remembered that's probably just me and the shinigami thing. you have negative lifespan left btw. around -100 years

[officialleotolstoy]

re: your tags i do not in fact understand the reference but honestly that makes it better i can’t stop laughing at the absurdity of this response. i have -100 years left to live because i’m leo tolstoy. sure i deserve that for the second epilogue

[sivusuun]

ngl having opinions on classic lit is intimidating because people have been studying these books for like one william years and i'm over here on tumblr instead of making sure i don't get kicked out of school. but also who cares here is ivan karamazov's fursona

[sivusuun]

[ID: Reblog tags by user officialleotolstoy that say: "#trust me guys. i have no credentials but i know and percieve the truth" /End ID.]

wdym?? you're literally Official Leo Tolstoy.

[officialleotolstoy]

My secret is revealed…

[sivusuun]

ngl having opinions on classic lit is intimidating because people have been studying these books for like one william years and i'm over here on tumblr instead of making sure i don't get kicked out of school. but also who cares here is ivan karamazov's fursona

[dolokhoded]

do you think dolokhov ever actually died.

[dolokhoded]

do you think he's died yet

[another-anxious-elphie]

Hey is there still an audience for Danatole out there?? … 👀

[frecklface]

Funniest line in all of classic literature comes in War & Peace when Nikolai Rostov, shocked by the fact that people in a war zone are shooting at him, says "Are they trying to kill me?? Me, who everybody loves???"

[sabr-abubandit]

Hell is a teenage chud.

#chud blogging #diary of a chud #chudhood #chud interrupted #this is a chudblog #lana del chud #thus is what makes us chuds

[ghostinacardboardbox]

Reading War and Peace for the first time after listening to Great Comet and finding out that Pierre was staying with the Kuragins in Petersburg and partying with Anatole and Dolokhov every night is so scary. Like ohhhhh Pierre don’t do that!! Partying with Anatole is a bad idea!!!! And then Andrei tells him this and Pierre does it anyway and next thing you know Pierre and Anatole have tied a cop to a bear.

[necromycologist]

if there was any justice at all in the world “every helen has her troy” would be an idiom (“every beautiful woman leaves a disaster in her wake”) and misogynistic renaissance authors would use it to describe hot women they didn’t like but, of course, inadvertently making her sound insanely awesome in the process. and then in modern times instead of talking about things being their hill to die on women could say “this is my troy to burn” and people on tumblr would be kind of horny about the whole thing and it would get incorporated into the whole “can yuo put that out on me” genre of posts. anyway just a glimpse into my beautiful mind tonight

[dogpuppy]

[cherismomish]

"Boris was thus the first to learn the news that the French army had crossed the Niemen"

[dolokhoded]

i felt like revisiting the dolokhoded top hits

[nonexistent-triangle]

at the club no drinks.in.fully stone cold sober: what if thsre was a secret city

[seventyeight-moose]

Face twists with bravery as a chill runs through the air We have to find it.

[nonexistent-triangle]

We have to find it