Queer Wizard

🔪Anakin | He/Him | 28| Transman🔪

[taiwanesekid05]

[koiagain]

I guess you could say he’s ve… he’s a very h…

[australiansanta]

u know when someone really annoying is talking and you can almost hear the XDDDDD in their voice

[quirkybrittany-blog]

what’s wrong with “xD”?

[australiansanta]

not now quirkybrittany

[bark-barkley]

I WANT TO LOOK AT THINGS MADE BY HUMAN BEINGS

[softwetmoss]

And also occasionally by pufferfish

[gloomsday]

sent this message to my coworker today and he sent me this screenshot with microsoft teams's suggested replies... incredible 10/10 no notes.

[loveridden1999]

[human-pet-they]

[millionsknives]

one of my coworkers has this sticker on his water bottle and it sends me into hysterics every time i see it

[cheaphalloweencostume]

i always forget religious posts like this are dead serious because starting out with the phrase “i knew my flesh was evil” is so incredibly funny to me

[fairycosmos]

what if i just manipulate reality with my mind and make everything perfect and good

[feralratbitesu]

this grave keeper edible aint shit

[feralratbitesu]

who gors there ,

[maelwife]

I love jaywalking with another pedestrian lol we’re unionized

[bludraws094]

make chocolate chip cookies

all purpose flour

baking soda

salt

softened butter

granulated sugar

brown sugar

vanilla extract

egg

chocolate chips

gravel from the driveway wait why is this an option wait dont pick this one

Voting ended onApr 30

[bludraws094]

how long should it bake

+1 minute

-1 minute

Voting ended onMay 2

[bludraws094]

and at what temperature

+10°f

-10°f

Voting ended onMay 2

[feeshstiks]

[darknessontheedgeoftowndyke]

[laughconfetti]

no context needed

[targetedknowledge]

[noxtheox]

I looked up and saw a fat juvenile pelican with kind eyes looking down at me