video games fuck

Kelsey: she/her, bi, 27, sideblog for Keletania 💜 (icon from lgbteaicons) 💜 mostly fe3h, p5r and mass effect with a smattering of other games to keep things interesting

[crualex-de-vil]

V doesn't stand a chance against those bedroom eyes 😍

[crualex-de-vil]

Oh so that's what those straps are for

[knifecalledlust]

the amount of fanart/non-oc art i've done for cyberpunk is worryingly low (and i barely even posted any of it) so it's high time i fix that

[fiffidoublef]

Bicep meme JuVie version

[alysiagander]

Cyberpunk doodles 🌃

[warden-anders]

okay but i love that you cant get the secret good ending if you coddle johnny. you have to go "you fucked up, dude, and it might have ruined whatever friendship we were genuinely building. you dont get to do these things with no consequences." for him to actually change. it changes some later lines, too. like if you dont be straight with him then later, after the kerry gig, hes a fucking asshole about it, and implies that he's gonna try and control your body again if the urge takes him. but if you had that talk where you yell at him for a bit, then he's worried about you, and regrets agreeing to the concert because he's noticed that youre getting sicker. i just... i love that enabling him isnt the answer.

[boredth]

Afterlife green

[silverveee]

Can’t tell me Johnny isn’t a little turned on whenever V oneshots someone with his Malorian.

[ted8ug]

thank god johnny only shows up in the passenger seat, because if I was riding the bike and johnny showed up on the back holding onto V's waist I would shoot my ps5

[dmbakura]

this is act 1 Vstarion to me

[swearingcactus]

you would be upset too if some cute kid you met at work was possessed by your shitbag cheating ex who died 50 odd years prior

[spicybeefu]

What if Pokemon & Animal Crossing had a crossover game? #20 Made in Blender. Merry Toy Day y'all :>

[persephinae]

*Shepard lets her hair down for the first time in front of Garrus* 

Garrus: (internally)  wh.. hhwattthe fuuuuckkkk whtat the fuckkkkkkk  ???!!  mor.e hair??  human hair??? wtff

[astralcities]

i love wyll so much because he really is so 24. saw someone say he has wise old man vibes which is so funny because he's constantly like "I am going to save the world. And get married! Let's have a beautiful fairy-tale romance. Have you heard this fable? I'll tell it to you. Why did Lae'zel get upset when we talked about poetry and philosophy all night...? Let me wax poetic at you...I love you! I'm now going to practice dancing in the dead of night. I want to dance with you. We can do anything. We're going to change the world. I'm going to be a hero. I'll die for you I'll die for anybody right now. Hold on I need to make a Fun and Charming quip. Now another. Love you. I miss my dad so much God I miss my dad" & meanwhile gale is like. "my knees hurt when i crouch and children are far too scary a commitment"

[meanbossart]

If you were to ask me, I would say that in a comfortable setting Astarion is very subtle with his PDA (he's 200 years old, he doesn't need to hold your hand all the time for you to know that he likes you) but can you imagine how obnoxious he was while trying to butter you up so you'd help murder his evil ex/abusive parental figure/boogeyman vampire master. Just nonstop playing games of grabass, squeezing knees, playing with ears, oh and the cooing with that voice. Meanwhile everyone else is just rubbing their temples and rolling their eyes.

And then, after he tells you he actually likes you and you have your heart-to-heart, the guy just drops the act entirely and everybody is wondering if you broke up when in reality you went fully steady lmao

[coriphallus]

You're not alone in this - none of us are.

[wizardarchetypes]

“it’s so funny that all the companions just love Karlach. Even Lae’zel. Even Astarion.”

It’s because Karlach is the only person in this whole camp who didn’t try to kill us when we met or doesn’t have some god to kill or lifelong occult belief to unravel that imperils us all or hubristic ambitions to gain accursed power.

Like sure there’s Gortash but we have to kill him anyway. That was already on the team calendar.

She’s just tall and kind as hell like “hey if you have a moment, take me to a mechanic so I can hug someone. And I’d die & kill for anyone here btw.”

The rest of the party will have you fighting for your fucking life trying to keep them off the ledge and she will just be vibing.

There is nothing not to love. Not a single thing about her to beef with.

She’s the Public Universal Friend.