my kingdom for an intelligent octopus.

teddy ☆ 20s ☆ they he & she dyke prince of build-a-bear workshop

[officialmichaelnesmith]

hi!!! i’m teddy, welcome to my blog!

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♡ spotify letterboxd serializd ao3 ♡

more below the cut <3

this blog is not fandom-specific and most of the time i’m just posting whatever i want to :3

• asks & dms are always open, feel free to chat / send me anything! mutuals can also ask for my discord or any other socials :D

• i do work a full time job in healthcare so sometimes i’m not as active, i’m just busy!

• my tagging is a little all over the place but i try to be as consistent as possible </3

• my only dni is i prefer no minors since my posts are nsfw at times but otherwise i will block if i’m uncomfortable :]

thanks for reading! <3

[officialmichaelnesmith]

hi everyone sorry for disappearing off the face of the earth for 2 weeks IM ALIVE 🔥

[ghostlakan]

the monkees are so stupid and great as a concept because they dont sound real. yeah they werent supposed to exist for real but they went rogue and killed their producers or something. the guitarist is a bassist and the bassist is a guitarist and the drummer is the only guy who couldn't play the drums. the government wants them dead and they went from starring in a silly kids sitcom to producing their own psychological surrealist horror movie that features just a real guy dying for real, in the span of like. a year. orgy mansion and secret fbi files. can someone put them out of their misery

[officialmichaelnesmith]

sometimes i get paranoid that people don’t take me seriously when i say im autistic n then i catch myself when im dusting my various john f. kennedy Magazines And Books. and im like ahhhh! ya got me

[officialmichaelnesmith]

baked out of my mind off a strain called candy crush and frank zappa is taking me to the fucking moon

[guccifloralsuits]

no cheating by looking but who do you think your Spotify top artist is gonna be this year 👀

[oneheadtoanother]

[thecryptkeeper]

sometimes you're better off dead there's a gun in your hand it's pointed at your head you think you're mad too unstable kicking in chairs and knocking down tables in a restaurant in a west end town call the police there's a madman around running down underground to a dive bar in a west end town ......

[bingokill]

Think i might be evil on par with draculas and nosferatus

[steveyockey]

if you’re someone who has to wear glasses every day that makes them basically the most important item you own which means you really gotta show those fuckers who’s boss just toss them everywhere and knock them off things and roll over them in bed at least twice a week

[gayleo66]

[officialmichaelnesmith]

older brother experience speedrun

[not-bartlet]

[officialmichaelnesmith]

just remembered what a good song tapioca tundra is. levitating

[does-this-character-eat-pussy]

John Marston

Does John Marston from Red Dead Redepmtion 2 eat pussy?

Yes

No

Voting ended onJul 9, 2025

[officialmichaelnesmith]

computer. different drum by michael nesmith. loud enough to kill.

[escuerzoresucitado]