NERV’s official blog

The Official blog of NERV An organization founded by the head of Reaver Industries

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Call me William Afton because I’m going to put a child inside of this robot

huh????

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We have sent an attack dog to your location shinji

call it back…

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RIP BOZO LMAOOOO

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[muzzlesbian]

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hey so whats the deal with SEELE

Those guys? They got blown up by some discarded NERV experiment. They were trying to speed up the end of the world though.

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I'VE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT: HENRY'S A BITCHASS MOTHERFUCKER. HE PISSED ON MY FUCKING WIFE. THATS RIGHT HE TOOK HIS WHITE BOY FUCKIN' QUILLY DICK OUT AND HE PISSED ON MY FUCKING WIFE, AND HE SAID HIS DICK WAS "THIS BIG" AND I SAID THATS DISGUSTING SO I'M MAKING A CALLOUT POST ON MY TUMBLR DOT COM: HENRY, YOU'VE GOT A SMALL DICK. ITS THE SIZE OF THIS WALNUT EXCEPT WAY SMALLER. AND GUESS WHAT HERES WHAT MY DONG LOOKS LIKE (PWWSSHHH).

THATS RIGHT BABY - ALL POINTS, NO QUILLS, NO PILLOWS LOOK AT THAT IT LOOKS LIKE TWO BALLS AND A BONG. HE FUCKED MY WIFE SO GUESS WHAT I'M GONNA FUCK THE EARTH. THATS RIGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET: MY SUPER LASER PISS!!! EXCEPT I'M NOT GONNA PISS ON THE EARTH, I'M GONNA GO HIGHER. I'M PISSING ON THE MOON!!!!! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT GENDO?! I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT!! YOU HAVE TWENTY THREE HOURS BEFORE THE PISS DRRRROPLLLETS HIT THE FUCKING EARTH NOW GET OUT OF MY SIGHT BEFORE I PISS ON YOU TOO

[dearlybereaved]

very good asuka!

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...THAT WAS NOT ME.

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I'VE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT: HENRY'S A BITCHASS MOTHERFUCKER. HE PISSED ON MY FUCKING WIFE. THATS RIGHT HE TOOK HIS WHITE BOY FUCKIN' QUILLY DICK OUT AND HE PISSED ON MY FUCKING WIFE, AND HE SAID HIS DICK WAS "THIS BIG" AND I SAID THATS DISGUSTING SO I'M MAKING A CALLOUT POST ON MY TUMBLR DOT COM: HENRY, YOU'VE GOT A SMALL DICK. ITS THE SIZE OF THIS WALNUT EXCEPT WAY SMALLER. AND GUESS WHAT HERES WHAT MY DONG LOOKS LIKE (PWWSSHHH).

THATS RIGHT BABY - ALL POINTS, NO QUILLS, NO PILLOWS LOOK AT THAT IT LOOKS LIKE TWO BALLS AND A BONG. HE FUCKED MY WIFE SO GUESS WHAT I'M GONNA FUCK THE EARTH. THATS RIGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET: MY SUPER LASER PISS!!! EXCEPT I'M NOT GONNA PISS ON THE EARTH, I'M GONNA GO HIGHER. I'M PISSING ON THE MOON!!!!! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT GENDO?! I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT!! YOU HAVE TWENTY THREE HOURS BEFORE THE PISS DRRRROPLLLETS HIT THE FUCKING EARTH NOW GET OUT OF MY SIGHT BEFORE I PISS ON YOU TOO

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you guys should quit NERV, it’s run by a pedophile. :/

which one

[dearlybereaved]

I do believe they meant me. If so, then…well, actually they aren’t entirely wrong.

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you guys should quit NERV, it’s run by a pedophile. :/

which one

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shinji. Crank that soulja boy

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hey what the fuck is NERV doing. Why are there children running the official blog.

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fuck you thats why. and we're not children, thank you very much

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There’s a reason your moms are dead.

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yeah cus they both sucked lol

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YOUR MOTHERS WERE LESBIANS?

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no they were german

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what sexuality is that

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this one

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hey what the fuck is NERV doing. Why are there children running the official blog.

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fuck you thats why. and we're not children, thank you very much

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There’s a reason your moms are dead.

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yeah cus they both sucked lol

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YOUR MOTHERS WERE LESBIANS?

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no they were german

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someone told me to jerk off, get high, and kill myself.

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i wonder who said that

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shut the fuck up asuka

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make me, shit for brains

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YOU’RE LIKE HALF MY FUCKING SIZE.

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yeah and i could STILL beat your ass so fuck off

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I don’t think you could! But you’re welcome to try.

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hey whos the orange text person

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that’s Astro…

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ooooohhhhhhhhhhh

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hey whos the orange text person

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that’s Astro…

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someone told me to jerk off, get high, and kill myself.

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i wonder who said that

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shut the fuck up asuka

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make me, shit for brains

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YOU’RE LIKE HALF MY FUCKING SIZE.

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yeah and i could STILL beat your ass so fuck off