Bandana Bandit

[iraffiruse]

[kingsleyyy-deactivated20160914]

i swear it would be easier to explain if someone looked over my shoulder and saw me watching porn than to explain some of the posts on my damn dashboard…this being one of them

[bumbleskum-deactivated20191204]

[justtouchedawkwardly-deactivate]

Take a closer look at that snout

[officialsouthtexas]

MMMM Whatcha sayyy

[hirohamada]

current mood: babies by van gogh

[lumpydyke]

licky bum bum

[polebunyan-deactivated20181114]

[hab1bi-deactivated20180612]

what is this

[juniorsokinwet]

i started fuckin screaming when that wig came off

[tyleroakley]

she is so important

[wiigipedia]

[20daysofjune]

PLEASE

[meanplastic]

my kids: sing us a song to sleep me: ok me: yo, I never fucked Wayne, I never fucked Drake

[officialsouthtexas]

Internet explorer

I have come to the conclusion that we are all internet explorers. We run slow and no one ever likes us, except, of course, our parents and grandparents.

[officialsouthtexas]

Finding out that someone you really liked thinks you’re clingy is probably the most hurtful thing ever

[officialsouthtexas]

And finding that out from someone you dislike is worse

[officialsouthtexas]

Finding out that someone you really liked thinks you're clingy is probably the most hurtful thing ever

[officialsouthtexas]

OMG one of my text posts has more notes than I have followers. I did it. Where is my oscar?

[taylorswiftswim-deactivated2016]

[officialsouthtexas]

Butt touching

Today, I accidentally touched a girls butt while waiting in line. I immediately followed that with "sorry for touching your butt" TUMBLR IS RUINING MY LIFE

[officialsouthtexas]

Egg

[bodyglitter]

[officialsouthtexas]

Ugh. Why the feels?