Just Some Blog Man IDK

[beardedmrbean]

[scarpology]

[autisticexpression]

[anxietyproblem]

[veeranger]

[killjoy-laserbeam]

It’s already been clicked on

[veeranger]

you cannot possibly fault me for wanting to read this article about the horniest founding father

[ilovemusicalyy]

[goaliemagics]

me: stutters out fifteen sentence fragments that no-one can make sense of not even me me: you know?

[kasindrarules-deactivated201812]

that one friend who knows you better than you: yeah

[chillwerewolf]

small child: [absolutely incomprehensible gibberish]

me:

[anxietyproblem]

[everythingfox]

The ability to pin a post would be very cool

[midnashibe-deactivated20190609]

why is that last letter in orange

[everythingfox]

Halloween

[virtualcry]

IT (2017)

[scaliepost-generator]

Inflation is honestly the strangest shit. Like someone rn is thinking of getting blown up like a balloon and they’ve got a boner.

[targuzzler-deactivated20180224]

i thought this was about economics at first and that second sentence hit me like a freight train

[dinkywinks]

this is… maybe the funniest thing that’s ever happened on television? i’ve never seen someone so thoroughly derail a late night talk show, i could honestly watch cardi b and john mulaney talk for hours

[the-best-of-funny]

[skeleton-orb]

Hey! Another one! kinda awkward because the first one is in my queue and won’t post till sunday! but that’s okay! have this!! it’s about me.

[algebratwo]

ass may be great but

ASS CANNOT be used to prove triangles congruent. Try SSS, AAS, SAS, or ASA

[dajo42]

figured out what all my posts were missing! it was the sun wearing shades in the top left corner

[tuhatvuotinenharharetki]

Current mood: Kendrick Lamar eating corn on the cob in a palm tree