Time is an illusion... Lunchtime, Doubly so

Who's Bob?

[officialtimwood]

A compendium of Towel uses to celebrate Towel Day 2014

Drawn by Me :)

[timmadethat]

Happy Christmas eco warriors! (And all those about to suffer power cuts at the hands of the UK government’s inability to plan ahead)

[timmadethat]

Happy Christmas!

[jimllpaintit]

Wacky Racists

As requested by Bangor Spruytenberg

[pr1nceshawn]

Stop Clickbait.

[arctic-hands]

Doing blessed work

[coolthingoftheday]

#indoorgardening

[xeduo]

when ur airbags go off and u get a face full of cactus

[officialtimwood]

"What type of dog is that?"

"It's a Shih-Poo"

"Ah yeah I get that sometimes in public toilets..."

[officialtimwood]

COLIN! NO!

Looks like Marvin has been plugging himself into the mainframe again...

[floatinginotterspace]

I completely forgot about towel day but I wanted to do something for it so here are some crude illustrations!

[amaitte]

doodle for celebrating Towel Day!

It become a good tradition!

[hitchhikersguidetothegalaxy]

Crap guys sorry I missed Towel Day this year - things have been very very busy for me. Hope everyone had a great one! I don’t know about you guys but I stash towels everywhere I go just in case.

[theofficialtimwoodpodcast]

Episode 103: Dead Rabbit - The Official Tim Wood Podcast

This week Tim's annoyed by Uber Eats, a dead rabbit, and he's been to The North again...

[officialtimwood]

Here’s a podcast I did about Uber Eats...

[officialtimwood]

I went and got annoyed about the Snap Election already...

More later this week over at @theofficialtimwoodpodcast

[theofficialtimwoodpodcast]

The Official Tim Wood Podcast - Episode 100: Vogue, Viagra, & A Very Annoyed Bishop

There's new money this week as Tim complains about all the things he can't do with the funny shaped £1 coin, an update on the Viagra Hotel, and a great deal of Easter Egg related ranting... join us for this unprecedented hundredth episode of The Official Tim Wood Podcast!

[officialtimwood]

I did the 100th episode of the podcast that I do! It’s funny and about topical stuff that annoys me and that. Go on, have a listen / a subscribe...

[stability]

[sav--ing]

There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened.

The Restaurant At The End of the Universe, Douglas Adams (via sav--ing)

Today (11th March) would have been Douglas Adams’ Birthday. Happy Birthday DNA!

[theofficialtimwoodpodcast]

The Official Tim Wood Podcast - Episode 95: Just Say No

This week's podcast is on drugs. No, not like that... Tim's straight edge. However he does investigate £50 million of coke on a beach, a giant bag of weed and a man trapped in a giant rock for a week - so its pretty weird anyway.