More Machine than Flesh

"But I am not completely without mercy. I, General Grievous, shall grant you a warrior's death!!" (indie General Grievous rp blog, star wars blog, and overall nerd. About 9+ years of rp experience. Sideblog of embodiment-of-sloth. Just a note, this will be a fusion of Legends and Canon in terms of lore. Also, not Republic-era exclusive, or oc exclusive.)

[gloriousclio]

Luke Skywalker put away his targeting computer to destroy the Death Star so I don't need AI to help me write an email.

[fora-d-orbita]

Yoda: Hundreds of padawans I had.

Dooku: I've trained five apprentices.

Qui-Gon: I had three padawans, and almost got number 4 before dying.

Obi-Wan: Well, with Luke I suppose you can say I had two apprentices in my lifetime.

Anakin: I wasn't planning on having a Padawan, but Ahsoka is fine, I guess.

Ahsoka to Din: Get this kid fuckin away from me.

[dramaticeyerolls]

This took for kriffing ever to paint, and I couldn’t be happier. May the 4th be with you, and don’t forget to return your grandmaster’s calls!

[dramaticeyerolls]

Oh wow, is that a part II coming out almost a month later??

[assiraphales]

a movie like project hail mary can exist in almost any sci fi universe bc it’s clearly an early point in the universe’s history w intelligent civilians just on the cusp of efficient intergalactic travel and relations. like, they’re still working out the kinks (speed, fuel, tech, translation). after a few thousand years……its incredibly probable that someone like luke skywalker could have grew up hearing bed time stories about a creature that ate stars and the saviors that “slayed” the monster

[phantasm-echo]

Jedi Knight Koriand’r in a DC x STAR WARS crossover ?? More likely than you’d think…

[assiraphales]

if qui gon had been anakin’s master, anakin prob wouldn’t have gone to the dark side. not necessarily bc he’d been a better master, but bc obi wan would be the cool older bro he’d sneak out w and confide in instead of the fake father figure he felt the constant need to rebel against. ‘palpatine has been asking me to spend time with him…’ ‘NEVER trust a politician. wait, hold. why the kriff is a decrepit thing like him trying to hang out w a 12 year old’ ‘I’m in love w padme. I want to get married!’ ‘u still have a rat tail’

[hemipenal-system]

battle droids are kinda fuckable and i dont feel like we talk about that enough

[totallynotagentphilcoulson]

This is officially commissioned by Lucasfilm art and it absolutely affected the trajectory of me

[hashtag-padme-matters]

Goodbye (Sad Beeps) by scadarts

[originalleftist]

And then R2 spent the next 20+ years fucking up Vader's shit.

Who carried the Death Star plans from Padme's daughter to Padme's son?

Who flew copilot on the mission to blow up said Death Star?

This guy.

Hello. My name is R2D2. You killed Padme. Prepare to die.

[is-that-sand-in-my-waffles]

din djarin, after being given a new honda civic by the cops: "come on son, gotta illegally mod the shit out of this IMMEDIATELY"

[mistycatt]

I miss you/ took time, but i admit it/ it still hurts even after all these years

ONE MORE TIME - blink-182

[bob-belcher]

THE MANDALORIAN AND GROGU BuzzFeed UK

[stealingpotatoes]

commission for @scarlet-gryphon!

(commissions are open!)

[datasoong47]

[hibernobritonicdrunk]

[clodoveah]

You know you’ve fucked up when you’ve got a Jedi Master, a Sith Lord, & your middle-aged detective buddy all collectively looking at you like this: 🤨

[stellanslashgeode]

[rayyzor]

MAY THE 4TH BE WITH YOU!!!!!

Au where nothing hurts and everyone is alive.