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this season is Extra Gay™
warnersister:
❝ you’re only saying that because you’re doing it wrong, ❞ dot replied with a laugh, ❝ window jumping is much more fun. just don’t hurt yourself doing it. ❞
❝ You speak as though you ACTIVELY jump from windows by choice, mademoiselle. Do you? ❞
itssupergirlisms:
“Why were you trying to escape in the first place?”
❝ It was a MISUNDERSTANDING. I don’t trust the elevators so I did not realise that the room I entered was actually a few floors below my own; instead of finding my belongings I found an angry man who was KIND enough to show me the window himself. ❞
queenmcry:
❝are you alright? do you need any assistance?❞
❝ PLEASE, don’t worry yourself, mademoiselle. I’m becoming quite accustomed to this believe it or not, but I must thank you for your concern. ❞
ofslayeriism:
❝if you are in such a rush, windows are and just if you know how to jump❞
❝ I wasn’t given much chance to brace myself for a JUMP you see, nor did I the last time... Perhaps I just have one of those faces you would like to push through a window, it would be a shame if anything to happen to it too. ❞
wcrldofmyown:
“Oh dear, are you alright?”
❝ Quite alright. Don’t look so worried, mademoiselle, it would not be the first time I have taken such a fall. It hurts less than you would imagine. ❞
twindcrcllaiisms:
“dude, are you insane?! who goes jumping out of windows and what are you escaping from?”
❝ I assure you, mademoiselle, I too would have rather taken the door. A very angry man, a little too angry for the situation really. I was not to know that many of the rooms look the same from the outside, was I? ❞
devilsmcsk:
“That’s just common sense.”
❝ INDEED, but there isn’t always room for commonsense. When there is...Ah, where is the fun in that? ❞
notalcne:
“Ah. But doors are WAY too predictable. You alright?”
❝ TRUE, but they do involve less of a fall. I’m always alright. Would you believe me if I told you that this isn’t my first fall from a window? ❞
ofmagnusbane:
Magnus sat on the bench in the middle of a park making a potion for a very annoying mermaid who had requested his services. She was an old friend of his and had used that to get him to do a job for her even though he didn’t want to. He was concentrating so hard on making the potion that it took him a seconds to realize he was being spoken to. “I’m sorry, did you say something?”
❝ APOLOGIES, I just asked what it is you’re doing. Out of curiosity. ❞ It wasn’t exactly every day that you came across someone mixing herbs or whatever it was the stranger was doing, Aramis was just especially intrigued since the objects he was using looked ‘old fashioned’ for this place.
socialiteiisms:
“Some random guy smacked my ass, I thought it was only fair to smack his face, quite hard i might add. I think he was unconscious after the fact.”
❝ I SHOULD HOPE SO. Any man who touches a woman without her permission deserves worse, frankly. It does sound as though you gave a fair exchange. ❞
worthyknight:
♘ ━━━━ ❛ I CAN DEFINITELY VOUCH FOR THAT ONE. plus, they are easier & much more convenient. although, why did you go out the window? just out of curiosity. ❜
❝ SIMPLE misunderstanding, really. All of the rooms in the buildings we see before us are awfully similar, I was SHAMEFULLY careless in entering one I believed to be my own and found that it actually belongs to a rather large and VERY angry male. I suppose some would say I deserved it, though I feel it’s quite an achievement; have you seen how high up that was? ❞
littlcred:
“ I think that is common knowledge. Are you alright though?”
❝ As it is common knowledge that fire burns; accidents happen. Quite alright, believe it or not this isn’t the first time a window has been my exit of...well, I wouldn’t call it choice. I wouldn’t recommend it either. ❞
floppyearred:
NOW, JUDY HADN’T EXACTLY SEEN what happened before the chase, but she would trust her fellow officer. her mind is already ticking through case files and criminal files wondering if this man has been booked before. she thinks she’s seen this criminal maybe one other time, but she cannot be sure. she is not at the station all that often, but rather doing patrols. there’s a bit of a smile on her lips; from what she can tell, he doesn’t recognize her either. to him, she is just another citizen and that almost makes her grin wider. “ i was not injured, but i was one of the lucky ones it seems. ” the criminal had left a path of semi-destruction and semi-disorder in his wake. “ is there anything i can do to help, officer? ”
With a slight shake of his head, Aramis assisted in helping the criminal to his feet before he turned back to the woman he believed to be an innocent bystander. “ There is no need for you to worry yourself, as long as you are quite well, the excitement is over for now, ” he nodded ahead to two more officers that had not be as quick on the chase, eventually catching up with the Frenchman before taking the handcuffed individual from his care. “ Though you could pray for his soul, a man who has need to take a woman’s purse is surely in need of it. These must be hard times for him. ”
///I’m so sorry for my sudden disappearance! Work became hectic and then I died from norovirus but now I’m all better, REPLIES ARE COMING!
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“ NOTE TO SELF: doors are a much better method of escape than windows are. ”