Eleanor Parsons

A psychologist who has more problems than her patients.

[lizzie-mcguire]

[ofsunsandeleanor]

"I’m the person who wouldn’t send back my food even if I got steak when I’d ordered fish." [x]

[ofsunsandbrett]

Eleanor 'shrink is in' Parsons

"doc i just don’t get why people say i have a drinking problem" says Brett to Eleanor five times a week, shamelessly holding a flask in her hand #yolo basically brett goes to eleanor bc she "needs help" only brett is the queen of DENILEEEEEE "who needs a functioning liver anyway ???"

[ofsunsandeleanor]

[ basically their relationship ] [ && bonus ] Also cue Eleanor's inner monologue entitled "Why is everyone in this town in need of therapy, including me?" Haha, but no, even Brett coming to Eleanor in denial, like Ellie would be like ~must help and basically takes Brett on as an unofficial patient/project.

[ofsunsandfallon]

Eleanor Parsons ~blows kisses

yeaaaaahhhhh…. Fallon’s a bit intense, esp. in front of Theo, so if Ellie’s around, she’ll probably be on the outskirts of her ABSOLUTE HATRED. But if Theo wasn’t around, the hate would be dialed back a lil obvi. Probably would still like ~growl at her because obvi if she’s related to Theo they MUST BE V. SIMILAR PEOPLE. DUH.

Also Tina and I talked about how like nine years ago Fallon and Theo were totes gonna elope like lil teenage runaways, but then there was a ~misunderstanding and Theo and Eleanor peaced outta town leaving Fallon SUPER PISSED ‘CAUSE OATH-BREAKER!!!!111!!!! idk if you think Eleanor would have known anything about it, b/c that could change things for them too.

[ofsunsandeleanor]

Okayyyyy, so I have talked to Tina a bit about alll of this, And we still aren't completely finished plotting out exactly why they left in such a hurry, but I do think that Ella was under the impression that Fallon knew that they were going to be leaving and that something had happened between them and that they broke up. Like I think that this is a point where Theo kept giving her different stories, so she doesn't know the details, but she definitely thinks that there was like AN ACTUAL CONVERSATION between them, not just you know, Fallon going over to the Parsons and no one is there, haha. 

That being said, I think she'll be nice to Fallon when she sees her again (even if it's kinda awk) or at least for like .2 seconds and then she'll be all "what happened to you???" and then "okay, so I get why my brother broke up with you" and really won't think that it's b/c of her brother that she's this way (not that she wouldn't get that, tbh, haha. She just wants to think the best of him, in something like this). 

[ofsunsandarisa]

Arisa & Eleanor

Arisa likes to point out Ellie’s little ~quirks and tell her she knows a good therapist, if she needs one *slips her Eleanor’s own card with a sly smirk*

[ofsunsandeleanor]

Omg, haha. Ella would just be like ~I'm not the only one who needs help here, but not even gonna offer w/ Arisa b/c she already has her hands full with ~unofficial patient Theo, haha. 

[offtojamieland]

Anna Kendrick Filmography ↳ 50/50 | Katherine McKay "You can’t change your situation. The only thing that you can change is how you choose to deal with it.

[ofsunsandcharley-blog]

sweet sweet elliekins!!!

HI LIIIIIZZY!!! i’m pretty sure eleanor may be the one sole person charley ever says ANYTHING negative about her brother to… just cause ellie knows how life is with an older bro 

[ofsunsandeleanor]

haha yessss. ella is always there to listen about to the negative things and shhhh she won't say anything b/c she knows exactly what's it like to love your brother more than anything but also be like ~27/4 eye roll

[ofsunsanddamaris]

LIZZY IT HAS BEEN TOO LONG HELLO <3 

honestly, damaris would stop mid makeout sess and just stare at eleanor, trying to figure out if she really is in a fight club or not and then she decides she actually does believe it - thus, inspiring damaris to become friends with eleanor. so sometimes instead of coming over for theo she comes to binge watch some netflix with her favorite post-it using killer.

[ofsunsandeleanor]

hahah in which eleanor unwittingly forms a friendship built on lies (this probs happens a lot to her alot tbh THANKS THEO) she'd probs take that time to warn damaris that her brother is a lying ass and not to believe anything he says ever, which sounds a lot like something someone in a fight club would say

[ofsunsandeleanor]

*whispers* lizzyomgeleanorisperfect (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧♡ so eleanor probs doesnt want anymore unofficial patients but sometimes lyra probs comes to her and grab her face and asks her why men are awful and the world stinks

psssshhh eleanor lives for unofficial patients. who needs paychecks anyway?? plus rants are therapeutic, especially when lyra be asking the big questions. plus, all of her official patients are idiots like [ x ]

[ofsunsandeleanor]

Calm Down, Crazy | Theo & Ellie

Ella turned the handle and pushed, but the door wouldn't budge. "Theo?" She called, "Theo, why isn't the door opening?" She asked, pushing all of her weight up against the door until it slowly started to move inward, slowly moving whatever was blocking it. 

It inched forward steadily, and then all at once. Ella had to catch herself from falling head first into the mountain of boxes that were piled up everywhere. 

"Whoa, whoa, where did all this come from?" She asked her brother, already well aware that she'd hear anything but the truth, "You already work in a library, do you have to live in one, too?"

He was at the other end of the room, removing the books from the boxes. Their shelves were already overflowing and they had books stacked under the beds and the sofas, a coffee table made of books with a sheet of glass placed on top of them and he wanted to bring in more. 

He was stacking them on top of one another now, up against the wall literally building a wall of books. He was going to literally, physically live in his stories. 

[oedipusmotherfuckingtyrannus]

REVENGE BABY

ONE TIME ZEUS HAD A FLING WITH THE LOVELY METIS. THERE WAS SOME PROPHECY SHIT GOING AROUND, AS THERE ALWAYS FUCKING IS, THAT THEIR CHILD WOULD GO ON TO OVERTHROW ZEUS. OH FUCK NO.

SO ZEUS DOES THE MOST LOGICAL THING TO STOP IT. HE FUCKING EATS METIS. SOME TIME LATER HE HAS THE WORST FUCKING HEADACHE. IT’S SO FUCKING BAD THAT HE GETS HIS KID HEPHAESTUS TO CRACK OPEN HIS HEAD WITH A FUCKING HAMMER. (DON’T TRY THIS AT HOME, THE RESULTS WOULD BE FUCKING HILARIOUS BUT WE VALUE OUR FOLLOWERS).

OUT OF ZEUS’ HEAD POPS ATHENA. FULLY GROWN, ARMED AND READY FOR BATTLE LIKE THE BADASS MOTHERFUCKER SHE IS.

THIS PISSED OFF HERA. ALL OF ZEUS’ LOVECHILDREN PISS HER OFF, IT’S JUST A THING. 

IN REVENGE SHE DOESN’T SLEEP WITH ZEUS FOR A WHOLE FUCKING YEAR. NOT THAT THAT’S LONG FOR A FUCKING GOD BUT STILL.

IN THAT TIME, HERA HAD PRAYED TO FUCKING GAIA AND OURANUS (BAD-FUCKING-ASS PRIMORDIAL BEINGS) AND ASKED FOR A BABY. BUT NOT A CUTE LITTLE CUDDLY BABY. A SUPER AWESOME FUCKED UP MONSTER BABY.

SO SHE HAD A KID WITH NO FUCKING DADDY BECAUSE SHE WASN’T GOING TO BREAK HER MARRIAGE VOWS OH NO.

SHE CALLS THIS FUCKING GIANT MONSTER KID TYPHAON AND DUMPS HIM WITH A FUCKING DRAGON LADY TO BRING HIM UP, BECAUSE SHE’S TOO FUCKING GOOD FOR THAT CHILD-CARE CRAP.

[ofsunsandchadwick]

Ella & Hart

No but them trying to help each other????? How even????

[ofsunsandeleanor]

haha such a fail, she'd be like THIS IS SO UNHEALTHY TO THINK ABOUT DEATH ALL THE TIME ???? And like are you seriously reciting poetry to dead ppl, we need to get you some friends, man 

[banana-kendrick]

Happy Christmas stills (2014)

[ofsunsandeleanor]

Damaris Ashley

So Damaris is friends w/ benefits with Ella's bro, and since she and Theo live together, I feel like they probs awkwardly met when Ella came home to find them making out on the couch or something 

[ofsunsandeleanor]

Chadwick Hart

So idk about these two except that they are both friends with Gunner??? She'd probs be like haha wow so it can't be healthy to think about death all the time??? 

[ofsunsandeleanor]

Charley Abrams

ANNNNNNIIIIIIEEEEEE <3333333333 

also these two ladies should be friends and vent about their idiot brothers together. 

[ofsunsandeleanor]

Fallon Thatcher

fallon is so intense like whoa. anywayyy, these two might interact, since she's theo's brother (she also lives with theo right now) ??? thoughts??? Not sure she'd be a huge fan of fallon tho, haha. 

[ofsunsandeleanor]

ooc | Theo & Ellie

[ofsunsandeleanor]

ofsunsandtheodore:

RIGHT? OH MAN. THESE SIBLINGS MIGHT BE MY FAVORITE OF ALL THE ONES WE’VE EVER PLAYED. (I mean. They’re on par with Keira/Dillon and I didn’t think ANYONE WOULD EVER TOP THEM O.O)

But ahhhh. Thank youuu! YOU DON’T KNOW HOW LONG IT TOOK ME TO FIND THEM. (Lies. I actually only had to go through, like, two pages of Julia’s Pushing Daisies tag. But he’s a librarian I HAD TO HAVE THE BOOK GIFS.)

And oh man. Your bio. Dying because you used the class at midnight thing. I was half kidding about that. BUT NOW THAT IT’S THERE I LOVE IT AND I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING.

Basically just these two. ACTUAL BEST. Ugh all the awesome. <33333

RIGHT I NEVER THOUGHT THAT IT WAS POSSIBLE TO TOUCH KEIRA/DILLON (but these two might just do that. ;D) 

WELL THEY ARE ACTUALLY FLAWLESS AND PERFECT and I love how he's stacking them like that and that's probably an accurate representation of their apartment tbh. 

You aren't allowed to give me a non-serious quirky idea about their childhood, bc I will make it canon. ;D 

Anyway, I think we might actually be ready to start them ???