Its Self Defense!

PH 💜 21 - she/they -

[theoneofwhomisblue]

Mouse MD

[owlservice]

He needs mouse bites to live

[darkcomedies]

evoking bertholt brecht’s “the way people cast a play!” quote as a spell against prescriptive, stereotypical, fatalistic typecasting

[darkcomedies]

idk what to tell you except go look at the fishwives

[girlballs-archive]

anyway. women should be huge

[girlballs-archive]

yup

[cparti-mkiki]

amen

[campyvillain]

this is literally how it is

[desultory-suggestions]

It turns out that you can become the person you’ve always envisioned but you’ll still have the person you were before inside of you and you have to treat them with as much forgiveness and love as possible

[enswbl]

foraging for a fuckberry to give

[oifaaa]

I love getting the tags "I dont go here but this is so funny" or some variation bc its like yes you dont understand what the fuck is going on but my post was so good you reblogged anyway badge of honour for me ngl

[kooldewd123]

[angel-advise]

my post: masculinity is seen as neutral in male-dominated society because it benefits men to be seen as the default every single fucking tag and reblog: idk man i see masculinity as neutral so i don't think it's that deep

[awoooniper]

*pointing at your wife*: you know that thing would eat you if you died, right?

[anythings-a-sweet-if-you-eat-it]

boring take from real 21st century idiots: bdsm is bad because it's basically torture

interesting take from a fictional 14th century monk: torture is bad because it's basically sex

[chryza]

Debating silently showing this to one of the flight attendants while boarding

[chryza]

I SHOWED IT TO MY FLIGHT ATTENDANT WHEN HE GAVE ME MY COOKIES AND HE LAUGHED SO HARD HE TOOK MY PHONE TO SHOW IT TO THE OTHER FLIGHT ATTENDANT

[3000s]

when i was 18 i used to go to plant parenthood for my testosterone with my mom and the protesters outside would yell at me like i was there helping my mom get an abortion

[3000s]

imagining we both walk in but then my mom leaves alone

[oleskyfm]

[brokenbythesirensound]

[snekdood]

but have you ever even heard of the fynbos biome ?!!?!?!?!

a biome so unique in south africa that it's earned an entirely new biome classification for itself. so many plants are endemic to this area, and ofc it's under threat of extinction.

[wiley-treehouse-gardens]

It's a wonderful place! I had the privilege of visiting the fynbos last year and it was as amazing as these photos show and more!

[lepurcinus]

Today in important facts about bunnies:

Northern Arctic hares have a strange habit of fleeing by hopping on their hind legs instead of running on all fours, and no one knows why the hell this happens

[helldevilsfromsatanland-deactiv]

what is it that they say? a young man asks the sage why there are no longer dragons. the old man says "dragons are the same. something happened to your eyes"

[helldevilsfromsatanland-deactiv]

a young man asks the sage why there are no longer dragons. the old man says "they're long enough."