Moon's Blog

I'm OftheNewMoon, call me Moon. pan+ace+polypagan.

[sakimichan]

My first JOJOsBizzareAdventure character , Jotaro ! been a big fan of the anime series  for a while, so much fun to watch :3 sfw/nsfw/psd,hd   jpg,  video  process etc-https://www.patreon.com/posts/27731447

[ofthenewmoon]

Me, trying to get rid of anything that doesn't spark joy: Ugh I'm such a dumbass I should throw myself away.

Marie materialising in my room: Yes, this negative attitude doesn't bring you joy. You should thank it for getting you through your past traumas but you no longer need it or want it so it should go.

[homocorn]

spending 90$ all at once: bad

spending 30$ three days in a row: somehow not a problem

[adonischildsupportcase]

[mysharona1987]

[gghero]

Pokedex entries be like

Elemental and common types: this pokemon has this diet, this habitat, this interesting behavior, etc.

Psychic and ghost types: this pokemon has an IQ of 7000 and has killed god

[prokopetz]

While it’s generally true that real siblings don’t routinely call each other “bro” or “sis”, as certain stripes of popular media would have us believe, there are occasions when siblings may refer to each other as “brother” or “sister” in full. Those occasions are when you want to fuck with people, and there’s a specific Voice you use when you do it. Anyone who has That Kind of sibling relationship can back me up here.

[prokopetz]

For those wondering what the Voice in question is, there are actually several recognised variants, including (but not limited to):

The eerie singsong “hello, brother/sister~” when you want people to think you’re in some sort of cult

The bombastic, Viking warrior style “well met, brother/sister!” when you want to give notice that you’re about to do something stupid

The conspicuously formal “yes, dearest brother/sister?” when you want folks to think you’re Up To Something™ (but may or may not be planning anything in particular)

The cold, mechanical “greetings, brother/sister” when you’re acting like robots because of a specific in-joke which you will never explain

[personalcathedrls-archive]

Shmebulock gets me

[aquestionofcharacter]

if you relate to having an idea for a story for 4 to 8 years with almost zero progress towards actually writing it down, clap your hands

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

This post kicked down my door, came into my house and publicly shamed me in front of God, my mother, and my cat.

[deakery-deactivated20200516]

[rainbow-femme]

Jewish and Muslim people go on Chopped and are made to cook with pork and they make it work, one vegan goes on and refuses to use any meat products he’s given and they have an all veggie episode for him.

[rainbow-femme]

The final basket had honey in it and e refers to it as a total nightmare scenario. Go talk to the Muslim woman who knocked out a pork loin without being able to taste her dish about dealing with nightmare baskets

[death-deafying-stuntman]

My mum was watching a baking show where a 20 year old Muslim woman was a contestant. They had to make an alcoholic dessert. She nailed it despite not being able to taste it. When she mentioned that she couldnt (not as a complaint or excuse) everyone gawked at her and someone said “how old are you???”. Like, really?

[rainbow-femme]

I saw that one! Seemed like purposeful sabotage when your contestant can neither religiously or legally taste the ingredient

[flowerais-deactivated20211031]

no offense but after thousands of years of evolution… why can’t I breathe underwater, fly, or be motivated for more than 2 days at a time

[thepioden]

Listen as a species we’re still working on knees that reliably last longer than peak reproductive age, you can only expect so much

[just-shower-thoughts]

It’s odd that Batman, who fights crime from the shadows and wears a dark suit to be unseen in the night, chose such a bright coloured uniform for his sidekick

[teaboot]

Cause a short ass kid running around the streets at night wearing all black is gonna get hit by a truck. That’s his safety uniform

[osointricate]

How about we vote in a law that puts a cap on how long a government shut down can happen… say 20 days… before the president has to agree to a budget solution or else the 21st day congress begins the process of impreachment because civilian jobs and salaries and livelihoods are not a bargaining tool for the president to abuse is order to get their way

If you aren’t serving the people then you aren’t doing the job of the presidency and you need to be replaced

[i-find-the-beauty-in-chaos]

AMEN

[not-buggy]

When you’re followed by a blog with a suspicious URL and risque avatar.

[sticksandsharks]

the hunter entered the garden

[movedtojoule-deactivated2020031]

some of yall never paid attention in english class when you were supposed to learn basic fiction writing structres and it shows

[movedtojoule-deactivated2020031]

i just saw a tweet about someone having to “endure” their fave not getting “narrative priority”. if you don’t understand that stories typically have a main character (or two or three, sometimes more but rarely) that a narrative centers on and secondary characters who are used to help build that narrative and think that that fact exists to hurt you personally, at this point i don’t know how to help you. read a book