rich kid asshole.

you forget a thousand things each day, pal. make sure this is one of them.

[peachfleurs]

* giveaway !

[ofzonder-blog]

okay since i have nothing else to do really & i’m bored. i’m just going to use this random generator to pick one first prize winner, one second place winner, & two third place winners.

first place includes : one header & thirty icons of your chosen fc. second place includes : twenty icons & ten gif icons of your chosen fc. third place includes : fifteen icons of your chosen fc.  & please tell me where or what episodes you want the icons from.

/ icon examples /

/ header examples / one. two. three.

 / rules /  - mbf me, don’t unfollow after everyone’s picked. - reblogs only, but you can like to reblog it later. - you have until 8 pm EST to reblog.  - i’m picking at 8:30 pm.

[ofzonder-blog]

             ❛ let me tell you something : here's no nobility in poverty.               i've been a poor man, and i've been a rich man & i choose                                         rich every fucking time.

[dicapriosource]

[ofzonder-blog]

Leonardo DiCaprio photographed by Annie Leibovitz (1997)

[ofzonder-blog]

oh god i havent been on in a while but like this for a starter 

[sikanapanele-deactivated2018121]

[ofzonder-blog]

i will probably get replies done later on

[justlikebacon-blog]

[girlwhoreading]

He looked good, like sin in a suit.

Melissa Marr, Wicked Lovely (via girlwhoreading)

[honeybwaffles-deactivated201911]

[ofzonder-blog]

      his shoes, these shoes meant more to michael than any human being.       not because of the brand or how much the cost , because they were       part of him --- so when the individual happened to step on one of them        ( accident or not ) it was the male's immediate reaction to turn & swing,       striking them right in the jaw.                                “ so maybe next time you should watch                                        where you're fucking going. ”

[middlechildswag]

"What’s a couple dollars to me?"

[stylesly]

[leonardoxdicaprio]

[ofzonder-blog]

Reality Bites Los Angeles Premiere (1994)

[ofzonder-blog]

pinchedplastic:

                 ❛ sorry… that was supposed to be more                  of an internal monolouge kinda-deal. ❜                       the message gets across ––                            the same kind of sigh gets                         thrown towards him backstage                          while the models are snorting                             adderall and he’s playing                          crossy roads with the volume                                             on low.                  ❛ didn’t mean to offend or whatever. ❜

                 ❛ 's all good, man. maybe you should                         work on that a bit though. ❜                          it shouldn't matter to this slick                         haired swine if his high is ruined                         once out of the day when there's                         the rest of his life where he could                        shove coke into the depths of his                        nose but he just likes giving people                                         a hard time.                      ❛ what's your name, kid ? call me                               michael --- or mikey. ❜

[candiidus]

          ” hah—- as if.                  & flattery will get you no where. “

[ofzonder-blog]

           “  well you caught me but --- you can at least                        let me take you out to dinner, once.  ” 

[bisexualiisms-deactivated201502]

the parchment lands on his chest, prompting him to put his hands behind him to slide himself up onto his rear and lean against the interior to read it. seriously? this guy had done things like this before? the false sense of hope that had been arising in kyle was now deteriorating as his hazel orbs flicked from word to word. ’ you      you’re a criminal! a dirty, dirty, lying       bad, bad criminal! ’ right now, he doesn’t realize that he actually sounds like a five year old. he’s too caught up in the heat of the moment      the heat of his kidnapping. he tosses the parchment against the interior opposite him and sighs. ’ can you at least tell me why? why me?! ‘

[ofzonder-blog]

this went from funny to slightly infuriating fast than michael expected. though he was quite smart, well — when it came planning out places & rich people to rob. quite entertaining for himself that he took from wealthy people just like himself, the blonde chuckled at the thought before pulling the lighter up to the end of the cigarette. “ tell me somethin' i don't know, kid. liar, cheater, evil, i've been called it all. ” he adjusted the viewing mirror so that he was looking at the boy with a slightly annoyed look. “ because you're pretty and probably easily fuckable, right ?? ” he was halfway joking about the last part, he never had sex with guys unless he was completely drunk. “ because i needed a partner, idiot. ”

[candiidus]

          ” don’t be ridiculous.                    i can hardly stand being in your presence. “

[ofzonder-blog]

           “  it's okay sweetheart, you'll come around,                                the pretty ones always do.  ”