That's Life On This Bitch Of An Earth

Castor 19 He/They

[grimeclown]

[reyw0lf]

1992 🍎🍌💾

[madnessofmen]

don't forget. you're entitled to the full half hour of your fifteen minute break

[nailgunstigmata]

hes an old man to YOU to me hes a beautiful young maiden. and also an old man

[lykrynos]

can you fucking man up and play toys outside with me

[cicadaland]

Exploding in the kiln on purpose for attention

[witchblade]

[catcryptid]

[bloodenjoyer]

Me and the terrifying supercomputer i pulled by understanding the sexual allure of the machine

[animalcrossingmemes]

[fiendir]

[sandmandaddy69]

[c9x-deactivated20230223]

[emmablowguns]

i’m just someone’s weird coworker

[stealthrockdamage-deactivated20]

guy who sees something scary and says This is activating my suck or fuck response

[stealthrockdamage-deactivated20]

if this breaches containment this may have the worst notes on any post i ever make

[dykg]

hey girl are you from missouri because you're the only miss i'd yuri

[dykg]

tough crowd tonight

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

please stop setting yourself on fire

Grow up

[simplyspider]

in a parasocial relationship with the car in front of me on the interstate

[simplyspider]

no one will ever understand you like i do, red minivan from ohio

[filthyprotozoan]

sleep tight is such a cute thing to say to someone. like ok maybe i will. maybe ill be a sweet little roly poly all tucked into my softest blanket. im a little baby bird with my beak under my wing im the coziest boy there ever was. what about it. “sleep tight” i love u.