Oh Dear

Lee | 20 something | Been inactive for a long time- now semi chronic lurker Multifandom but predictable 🖤🗡️🖤

[oh-dear-gracious]

HAHAHA SUCCESS

THE SIX YEAR STREAK IS GONE

A whole FOUR times. Dangerous B^)

[oh-dear-gracious]

I MISS YOOOOOU

I HAVENT OPENED MY ASK BOX IN SIX YEARS IM MORE THAN A YEAR LATE IM SO SORRY. I miss you TOOO <3 <3

[oh-dear-gracious]

DOUBLE RAWR

TWO rawrs for ME????

[oh-dear-gracious]

rawr

Oh my….a rawr

[shortviolet]

most iconic things shane madej has said in buzzfeed unsolved 

 “yeah, that rings a bell or two, that shakes a tambourine.” 

“let me spin you a yarn, that you shan’t soon forget. I’m being eaten alive by crabs right now.” 

“I’M STRAAAANGE, AND OFF-PUTTING !” 

“I’m disrespectful, but I’m talking to dust and cobwebs.” 

“HOW DARE YOU DISPOSE OF MY BODY” 

“Cops in the 70s were like, oh you just killed someone ? You got 20 bucks ?” 

Everything he said on Goatman’s Bridge. 

*imitating a man claiming to be D.B Cooper on his deathbed* “I have something to tell you…… I’m the phantom of the skyyyyyyy” 

*laying down on a pentagram* “ROCK N ROLL, BUCKAROO” 

“Look I’m not here as a doctor. I just wanna see some of this crazy shit.” 

“You better watch out or Yankee Jim will give you some taffy. Some folks say they hear him playing a jolly little kazoo tune in the middle of the night.” 

[semiotomatics]

there’s something about the sight of steps leading down into the water. it feels like the ocean telling me to come home

[that-catholic-shinobi]

That means you’re a selkie love

[patron-saint-of-smart-asses-dea]

Mermaids, sirens, and selkies only reblog. Land lubbers GTFO

[elisamaza]

y’all

a mutual of mine

suddenly has posts on their blog

with links to “find women to have sex with”

my mutual is NOT POSTING THESE

tumblr just got even worse

[elisamaza]

on that note PLEASE let me know if i’m suddenly posting random pictures of women with a link underneath the photo. don’t click the link, just FYI.

[elisamaza]

i do suggest reblogging this in case someone sees this happening to someone else they follow

[sleepybiflinge]

O shit i unfollowed a few because I assumed they were taken over by bots!!! If that’s one of y’all, let me know holy shit.

[x-deer-teeth-x]

I dont want to be a human anymore. I’m so tired. I’d rather live in the dark sky, or the corn field by my house, or in the sound of the train s l o w l y starting to move on the tracks again, or in the texture of wet concrete, or in the static in the air before a storm. im so tired

[welcometomybrainstation]

when your otp has an honest talk only in dire situations, like when they’re running full tilt being carried by the wind shouting at the top of their lungs

(the movie made this flying thing so romantic, but the book version is basically ‘howl and sophie scream into the wind as it slams them back to the castle’)

[candletrails]

Romance the Ghibli way:

Romance the Diana Wynne Jones way:

[snapdragonroar]

#i saw a post that was like#‘the hmc movie is told from howl’s point of view#and the book is from sophie’s’#and it changed my life (via @gil-estel)

[jaminajheelyn]

I was right here and I was screaming and shouting and none of you could see me.

Why couldn’t you see me?

I waved and jumped and screamed, and you didn’t even look.

None of you even looked.

-

The Haunting of Hill House 1x6

[thehauntingsource]

You know, I gotta ask. You know folks around town talk, they’ve always talked about this place.

[angstfish-deactivated20200104]

Hidebehind 

A strong, nocturnal creature which feeds off the intestines of its prey. It captures and hides from wayfarers in the woods by sucking in its body so that it can hide behind the trunk of any tree, or the person trying to look at it. It is said they have an aversion to alcohol. 

Jorge Luis Borges - Book of Imaginary Beings

[saratrantoul-archive]

sir thats my emotional support projection character

[yimmypee]

ive been watching the holiday season of nailed it all day and in episode 6 the bakers were fucking up so badly that the camera man was repeatedly driven to literal tears while shakily filming their creations

[goghsunflowers]

[detailedart]

Vincent Van Gogh

[i-am-a-fish]

ah, hello everyone. welcome back to hell

[theartofthecover]

Day after December 17th of Tumbocalypse