Hellscape Club

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[your90s2000sparadise]

Girls’ first heels.  Dress up shoes

[oh-shit-we-forgot-adam]

“Not all men” but what if we started killing them like they killed us for millennia?

You think more men would become the “not all men” they claim to be if we weeded out the bad ones and just killed them?

[oh-shit-we-forgot-adam]

Throw back to the time (2013-2016) when I had a Supernatural fan account on IG called oh_shit_we_forgot_adam and other fan accounts used to shout me out randomly because they thought my name was hilarious. We used to be a community!

[one-time-i-dreamt]

not a dream

what the duck is a blorbo

[gay-hrithik-roshan]

[one-time-i-dreamt]

What does a stock photo of some random guy brooding have to do with my question

[moved-2-coyotemaximum]

i'm so sorry to tell you that's not some random guy brooding, that's jensen ackles, the guy who played dean winchester in supernatural. i think this may be a screenshot from the show.

[one-time-i-dreamt]

My mom calls him pouty and the other one squeezy

[one-time-i-dreamt]

thank you, I didn't do it intentionally

[friendlyneighborhoodmadbi-entist]

on the one hand im honored that my tags got noticed but on the other hand now everyone can see the fact that i got misha collins and jensen ackles mixed up

in my defense they look exactly the same

[one-time-i-dreamt]

In your defense when you said this was Misha Collins I immediately believed you that this was his name instead of Jensen Shackles

[fangirl-nadir]

This post gives off vintage Tumblr vibes

[allinory]

No the real vintage tumblr would already add at least one supernatural gif to the post

[one-time-i-dreamt]

[kentucky-fried-thea]

this happened an Hour ago

[sarcasticsouthernbookworm]

I’m sorry, I need to bring us back around to pouty and squeezy because that’s perfect and I love it

[confusedconfetti]

*tries to fit this gif in here somewhere*

[one-time-i-dreamt]

THAT'S SQUEEZY!

[edenial]

he sure pouts a lot its the perfect name

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I couldn't find the right image to explain why my mom called the other one squeezy (because he often kept his lips "tightly squeezed", according to her) so here's this image instead

[rlydsntmttr-deactivated20250124]

this post is from... *check notes* yesterday?

[aingealbites]

Ok, but what is a blorbo?

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I HAVE BEEN INFORMED BY MY MOM THAT I (ACCIDENTALLY) LIED TO YOU ALL

TURNS OUT, SOME 18 OR SO YEARS AGO MY MOM AND AUNT DECIDED TO GIVE SUPERNATURAL A GO AND STARTED WATCHING THE FIRST SEASON TOGETHER AND IT WAS MY AUNT, NOT MY MOM, WHO GAVE POUTY AND SQUEEZY THEIR NICKNAMES

I must add that my aunt is the kind of person who cares not about pop culture

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

What do you mean 18 years ago. No way is Supernatural that old.

[random-shit-writing]

i have bad news

[oh-shit-we-forgot-adam]

This whole post is a shit show I'm so glad supernatural tumblr never died

[theuniceon]

Anything to do with Croatia ever: *happens*

Tumblr:

@one-time-i-dreamt

[one-time-i-dreamt]

Me when I get summoned to another post about Croatia:

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I promise you that no one in Croatia knows who I am

[one-time-i-dreamt]

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I don't know who Mark is but 6'4 is pretty tall!

[midlifecrisis2021]

[theuniceon]

I’m glad my silly badly edited meme has ended with one-time-I-dreamt dot tumblr dot com being declared a certified prophet in accordance to the teachings of Jesus Christ

Thank you to all involved, but especially tall mark

[turnpikeghosts]

goncharov

[zara2148]

On the one hand, I live in dread of the Great Celebrity Migration from Twitter.

On the other hand, it would not surprise me in the least if Ryan Reynolds has been secretly on tumblr for years under a username like "readythebabycatapult" or "lickmyhlloween69" and is well acquainted with our ways and culture.

[rowdent]

some tumblr etiquette for new people!!

[tsukithewolf]

[heritageposts]

made a beginners guide for the twitter newbies hope this helps <3

[arodabi]

Sometimes i feel like younger queer kids are getting a bit to bold with openly talking to people they don’t know In The Context Of:

More than once i have had a younger/same age queer person come up to me in public settings and say something about “finding other gays” or clearly clocking me as nonbinary and I’m like :)))))))) hey buddy I’m here with my conservative parents can you fucking not out me :))))))))

Just say you like my outfit or hair and move on, fuck even tell me you like my shoelaces. Don’t call me gay and limp your wrist at me when you don’t even know me? Especially when there’s a bunch of ppl around?

[the-gayest-tuba]

i was out with my ex once when three *very* young queer kids, like thirteen years old, came up to us and asked us “are you guys, you know…” and did the limp wrist thing at us. one of them loudly exclaimed that it was so cool to meet other queer people in real life. this was in public in an unbelievably conservative area - we didn’t even feel safe holding hands because we were surrounded by Mormons. we got lucky that day, but I’m begging y’all to remember that the world doesn’t work like the internet. other queers are real fuckin people. don’t do this shit. OP is right; tell me you like my jacket, or my patches, or the rainbow spokes on my wheelchair, but don’t out either of us!

[oracleofdiscord]

#there is a reason that flagging exists #there’s a reason why it’s part of queer culture to compliment the haircuts and the pins etc #trust me- the older gays know what you mean when you compliment the flagging anyway #you don’t need to make it more explicit to be understood (tags via @closet-keys)

[canadianwheatpirates]

also ngl if some stranger asks if I’m “a [limp wrist]“ I’m probably going to assume they’re a homophobe and react to that before realising they’re also queer. It might be a funny harmless internet joke to you but where I’m from it’s the gesture equivalent of calling someone a fag. If you’re gonna do it to strangers you should be aware they could react badly even if they’re also queer.

[toastbutteregg]

[stophelping]

Turn the reblogs back on coward

[r4cs0]

[intpalex]

This is so funny bc Ryan Reynolds just got the app. He's almost certainly gonna be trying to figure out how it works for the next few days. He has no idea he's walking into the weird 2014 half-canon ship Putin election second anniversary. Is he gonna try to figure out what everyone is talking about?? Will he Know????

[rattledazzlebones]

Kind of obsessed with the tumblr Twitter account

[lesbianredpanda]

[persephonesfill]

tumblr marking new blogs with a new arrival banner has the same vibe as someone putting a "kick me" sign on your back